Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-08 Thread Martin Baxter
... or Dig Dug with Will Ferrell.

There's another nightmare for the pile...





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Well, it could be worst. A live version of Pac-Man. Or Dig Dug with Will 
Farrell (sp).
--Lavender


From: Daryle Lockhart 
Sent: Monday, July 06, 2009 12:49 PM
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale




That might explain why Universal insists on greenlighting these Hasbro game 
movies, and are now moving on to Atari, having just greenlit Asteroids. 


Anybody wanna go in with me on a treatment for Bezerk or Defender? 
Tempest? Anyone?


On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:41 PM, ravenadal wrote:


 It has been my humble opinion that Hollywood has long operated as a washing 
machine to clean mob money. One of the biggest sausage factories of the last 
millenium, Universal Pictures, was long run by Lew Wasserman who began by 
booking talent into mob operated night clubs and had more than a few mob 
connections. Today, actors often scoff when they hear what they were allegedly 
paid to star in a movie because they likely received half of that amount. The 
rest is the money being laundered.

 ~rave!

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mr. Worf  wrote:
 
  There may be something like that already going on in Hollywood. There are a
  number of films that they know as soon as they are green lit that they will
  fail. Frankenhood and Soulplane come to mind. There are also others with
  white casts that also are made to loose money too. I suspect that they are
  being used as a write off. At least I hope that they are. There are way too
  many really bad films making it to the scifi channel that have moderate
  sized budgets that should have never been made. Like HG Wells War of the
  Worlds 1 and 2! (Yes. You read that right. They made two!)
  
  On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 4:23 AM, Daryle Lockhart
  wrote:
  
  
  
   Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
   This loophole in finance Uwe has been ridin g is something Black
   filmmakers could/should use to make larger budget films in other countries.
   There are so many horror scripts that don' t get made in Hollywood that
   could be getting done in Europe!
  
   On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
  
   I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege
   Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast includes such
   stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas) Liotta -
   shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John Rhys-Davies,
   Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black Forlani,
   Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
   Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
  
   The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll, best known
   for his BloodRayne movies.
  
   I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office Mojo and
   Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60 million and
   grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
   BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42 million. 
   WTF!
  
  
   Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a lucrative
   loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding thanks to
   German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows investors 
   in
   German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a tax 
   deduction;
   it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any fees
   associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to pay taxes 
   on
   the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the investor gets 
   a
   tax writeoff.
  
   Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit such a
   loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an excellent
   opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but nobody dares
   risk the money to make.
  
   What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized black
   actors and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING to lose
   money after all!
  
   Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his Tuskegee
   Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell, let me film
   The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred million
   dollars real quick!
  
   Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What would be your
   dream project?
  
   ~rave!
  
   http://twitter.com/ravenadal
   http://theworldebon.blogspot.com
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
  
  
  -- 
  Bringing diversity to perversity for 9 years!
  Mahogany at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mahogany_pleasures_of_darkness/
 









People may lie, but the evidence 

RE: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

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... or Dig Dug with Will Ferrell.

There's another nightmare for the pile...





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To : scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com

Well, it could be worst. A live version of Pac-Man. Or Dig Dug with Will 
Farrell (sp). 
--Lavender 


From: Daryle Lockhart 
Sent: Monday, July 06, 2009 12:49 PM 
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 




That might explain why Universal insists on greenlighting these Hasbro game 
movies, and are now moving on to Atari, having just greenlit Asteroids. 


Anybody wanna go in with me on a treatment for Bezerk or Defender? 
Tempest? Anyone? 


On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:41 PM, ravenadal wrote: 


It has been my humble opinion that Hollywood has long operated as a washing 
machine to clean mob money. One of the biggest sausage factories of the last 
millenium, Universal Pictures, was long run by Lew Wasserman who began by 
booking talent into mob operated night clubs and had more than a few mob 
connections. Today, actors often scoff when they hear what they were allegedly 
paid to star in a movie because they likely received half of that amount. The 
rest is the money being laundered. 

~rave! 

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mr. Worf wrote: 
 
 There may be something like that already going on in Hollywood. There are a 
 number of films that they know as soon as they are green lit that they will 
 fail. Frankenhood and Soulplane come to mind. There are also others with 
 white casts that also are made to loose money too. I suspect that they are 
 being used as a write off. At least I hope that they are. There are way too 
 many really bad films making it to the scifi channel that have moderate 
 sized budgets that should have never been made. Like HG Wells War of the 
 Worlds 1 and 2! (Yes. You read that right. They made two!) 
 
 On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 4:23 AM, Daryle Lockhart 
 wrote: 
 
  
  
  Obsessed is a Black film, actually. 
  This loophole in finance Uwe has been ridin g is something Black 
  filmmakers could/should use to make larger budget films in other countries. 
  There are so many horror scripts that don' t get made in Hollywood that 
  could be getting done in Europe! 
  
  On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote: 
  
  I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege 
  Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast includes such 
  stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas) Liotta - 
  shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John Rhys-Davies, 
  Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black Forlani, 
  Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield, 
  Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish. 
  
  The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll, best known 
  for his BloodRayne movies. 
  
  I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office Mojo and 
  Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60 million and 
  grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first 
  BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42 million. 
  WTF! 
  
  
  Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a lucrative 
  loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding thanks to 
  German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows investors 
  in 
  German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a tax 
  deduction; 
  it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any fees 
  associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to pay taxes 
  on 
  the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the investor gets 
  a 
  tax writeoff. 
  
  Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit such a 
  loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an excellent 
  opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but nobody dares 
  risk the money to make. 
  
  What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized black 
  actors and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING to lose 
  money after all! 
  
  Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his Tuskegee 
  Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell, let me film 
 

Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-07 Thread Martin Baxter
On a slightly different tack...

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/02/brad-caleb-kane-writing-view-master-alien-movie/
 (apologies -- hotlinking on vacation)

No, true believers -- your eyes do not deceive you.





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   I was thinking Pitfall personally. Or am I too late for that?





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 From : Daryle Lockhart dar...@darylelockhart.com

 To : scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com


That might explain why Universal insists on greenlighting these 
Hasbro game movies, and are now moving on to Atari, having just 
greenlit Asteroids.

Anybody wanna go in with me on a treatment for Bezerk or 
Defender? Tempest? Anyone?

On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:41 PM, ravenadal wrote:



 It has been my humble opinion that Hollywood has long operated as a 
 washing machine to clean mob money. One of the biggest sausage 
 factories of the last millenium, Universal Pictures, was long run 
 by Lew Wasserman who began by booking talent into mob operated 
 night clubs and had more than a few mob connections. Today, actors 
 often scoff when they hear what they were allegedly paid to star in 
 a movie because they likely received half of that amount. The rest 
 is the money being laundered.

 ~rave!

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mr. Worf  
 wrote:
 
  There may be something like that already going on in Hollywood. 
 There are a
  number of films that they know as soon as they are green lit that 
 they will
  fail. Frankenhood and Soulplane come to mind. There are also 
 others with
  white casts that also are made to loose money too. I suspect that 
 they are
  being used as a write off. At least I hope that they are. There 
 are way too
  many really bad films making it to the scifi channel that have 
 moderate
  sized budgets that should have never been made. Like HG Wells War 
 of the
  Worlds 1 and 2! (Yes. You read that right. They made two!)
 
  On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 4:23 AM, Daryle Lockhart
  wrote:
 
  
  
   Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
   This loophole in finance Uwe has been riding is something Black
   filmmakers could/should use to make larger budget films in 
 other countries.
   There are so many horror scripts that don' t get made in 
 Hollywood that
   could be getting done in Europe!
  
   On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
  
   I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A 
 Dungeon Siege
   Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast 
 includes such
   stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas) 
 Liotta -
   shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John 
 Rhys-Davies,
   Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black 
 Forlani,
   Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
   Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
  
   The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll, 
 best known
   for his BloodRayne movies.
  
   I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office 
 Mojo and
   Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60 
 million and
   grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
   BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42 
 million. WTF!
  
  
   Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a 
 lucrative
   loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding 
 thanks to
   German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows 
 investors in
   German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a 
 tax deduction;
   it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any 
 fees
   associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to 
 pay taxes on
   the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the 
 investor gets a
   tax writeoff.
  
   Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit 
 such a
   loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an 
 excellent
   opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but 
 nobody dares
   risk the money to make.
  
   What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized 
 black
   actors and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING 
 to lose
   money after all!
  
   Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his 
 Tuskegee
   Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell, 
 let me film
   The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred 
 million
   dollars real quick!
  
   Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What 
 would be your
   dream 

Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-07 Thread wlrouge
Well, it could be worst. A live version of Pac-Man. Or Dig Dug with Will 
Farrell (sp).
--Lavender


From: Daryle Lockhart 
Sent: Monday, July 06, 2009 12:49 PM
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com 
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale




That  might  explain why Universal insists on greenlighting these Hasbro game 
movies,  and are now moving on to Atari, having just greenlit  Asteroids. 


Anybody  wanna go in with me on a treatment  for Bezerk or Defender? 
Tempest? Anyone?


On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:41 PM, ravenadal wrote:


  It has been my humble opinion that Hollywood has long operated as a washing 
machine to clean mob money. One of the biggest sausage factories of the last 
millenium, Universal Pictures, was long run by Lew Wasserman who began by 
booking talent into mob operated night clubs and had more than a few mob 
connections. Today, actors often scoff when they hear what they were allegedly 
paid to star in a movie because they likely received half of that amount. The 
rest is the money being laundered.

  ~rave!

  --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mr. Worf hellomahog...@... wrote:
  
   There may be something like that already going on in Hollywood. There are a
   number of films that they know as soon as they are green lit that they will
   fail. Frankenhood and Soulplane come to mind. There are also others with
   white casts that also are made to loose money too. I suspect that they are
   being used as a write off. At least I hope that they are. There are way too
   many really bad films making it to the scifi channel that have moderate
   sized budgets that should have never been made. Like HG Wells War of the
   Worlds 1 and 2! (Yes. You read that right. They made two!)
   
   On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 4:23 AM, Daryle Lockhart
   dar...@...wrote:
   
   
   
Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
This loophole in finance Uwe has been ridin g is something Black
filmmakers could/should use to make larger budget films in other 
countries.
There are so many horror scripts that don' t get made in Hollywood that
could be getting done in Europe!
   
On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
   
I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege
Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast includes 
such
stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas) Liotta -
shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John Rhys-Davies,
Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black Forlani,
Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
   
The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll, best known
for his BloodRayne movies.
   
I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office Mojo and
Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60 million and
grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42 million. 
WTF!
   
   
Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a lucrative
loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding thanks to
German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows investors 
in
German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a tax 
deduction;
it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any fees
associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to pay taxes 
on
the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the investor 
gets a
tax writeoff.
   
Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit such a
loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an excellent
opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but nobody 
dares
risk the money to make.
   
What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized black
actors and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING to lose
money after all!
   
Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his Tuskegee
Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell, let me 
film
The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred million
dollars real quick!
   
Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What would be your
dream project?
   
~rave!
   
http://twitter.com/ravenadal
http://theworldebon.blogspot.com
   
   
   
   

   
   
   
   
   -- 
   Bringing diversity to perversity for 9 years!
   Mahogany at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mahogany_pleasures_of_darkness/
  









People may lie, but the evidence rarely does.


Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-06 Thread Daryle Lockhart
That  might  explain why Universal insists on greenlighting these  
Hasbro game movies,  and are now moving on to Atari, having just  
greenlit  Asteroids.


Anybody  wanna go in with me on a treatment  for Bezerk or  
Defender? Tempest? Anyone?


On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:41 PM, ravenadal wrote:




It has been my humble opinion that Hollywood has long operated as a  
washing machine to clean mob money. One of the biggest sausage  
factories of the last millenium, Universal Pictures, was long run  
by Lew Wasserman who began by booking talent into mob operated  
night clubs and had more than a few mob connections. Today, actors  
often scoff when they hear what they were allegedly paid to star in  
a movie because they likely received half of that amount. The rest  
is the money being laundered.


~rave!

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mr. Worf hellomahog...@...  
wrote:


 There may be something like that already going on in Hollywood.  
There are a
 number of films that they know as soon as they are green lit that  
they will
 fail. Frankenhood and Soulplane come to mind. There are also  
others with
 white casts that also are made to loose money too. I suspect that  
they are
 being used as a write off. At least I hope that they are. There  
are way too
 many really bad films making it to the scifi channel that have  
moderate
 sized budgets that should have never been made. Like HG Wells War  
of the

 Worlds 1 and 2! (Yes. You read that right. They made two!)

 On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 4:23 AM, Daryle Lockhart
 dar...@...wrote:

 
 
  Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
  This loophole in finance Uwe has been riding is something Black
  filmmakers could/should use to make larger budget films in  
other countries.
  There are so many horror scripts that don' t get made in  
Hollywood that

  could be getting done in Europe!
 
  On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
 
  I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A  
Dungeon Siege
  Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast  
includes such
  stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas)  
Liotta -
  shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John  
Rhys-Davies,
  Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black  
Forlani,

  Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
  Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
 
  The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll,  
best known

  for his BloodRayne movies.
 
  I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office  
Mojo and
  Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60  
million and

  grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
  BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42  
million. WTF!

 
 
  Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a  
lucrative
  loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding  
thanks to
  German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows  
investors in
  German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a  
tax deduction;
  it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any  
fees
  associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to  
pay taxes on
  the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the  
investor gets a

  tax writeoff.
 
  Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit  
such a
  loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an  
excellent
  opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but  
nobody dares

  risk the money to make.
 
  What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized  
black
  actors and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING  
to lose

  money after all!
 
  Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his  
Tuskegee
  Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell,  
let me film
  The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred  
million

  dollars real quick!
 
  Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What  
would be your

  dream project?
 
  ~rave!
 
  http://twitter.com/ravenadal
  http://theworldebon.blogspot.com
 
 
 
 
 
 



 --
 Bringing diversity to perversity for 9 years!
 Mahogany at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ 
mahogany_pleasures_of_darkness/








Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-06 Thread Daryle Lockhart

Uh oh. How do you  say Leonard Parts 1-5 in German?

On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:50 PM, ravenadal wrote:




You find an international tax lawyer able to cobble together a  
cabal of Germans seeking tax relief and willing to become film  
investors. The German tax law only requires that the film investors  
be German. Everybody else can be whatever you want them to be.


~rave!

--- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mike Street streetfor...@...  
wrote:


 How does one discover the loophole and use it to their advantage?

 I'd love to do a full black cast period piece done in the Victorian
 age...there was a story I ran across a few years back about an  
adopted

 african daughter too one of the queens

 On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 7:23 AM, Daryle
 Lockhartdar...@... wrote:
 
 
  Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
 
  This loophole in finance Uwe has been riding is  something   
Black filmmakers
  could/should use to make larger budget  films in other  
countries. There are
   so many horror scripts that  don' t get  made in Hollywood  
that could be

  getting  done in Europe!
  On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
 
  I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A  
Dungeon Siege
  Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast  
includes such
  stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas)  
Liotta -
  shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John  
Rhys-Davies,
  Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black  
Forlani,

  Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
  Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
 
  The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll,  
best known for

  his BloodRayne movies.
 
  I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office  
Mojo and
  Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60  
million and

  grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
  BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42  
million. WTF!

 
  Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a  
lucrative
  loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding  
thanks to
  German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows  
investors in
  German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a  
tax deduction;
  it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any  
fees
  associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to  
pay taxes on
  the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the  
investor gets a

  tax writeoff.
 
  Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit  
such a
  loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an  
excellent
  opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but  
nobody dares

  risk the money to make.
 
  What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized  
black actors
  and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING to  
lose money after

  all!
 
  Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his  
Tuskegee
  Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell,  
let me film
  The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred  
million

  dollars real quick!
 
  Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What  
would be your

  dream project?
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-06 Thread Martin Baxter
Folks, Daryle just became a billionaire...





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 Subject : Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

 Date : Mon, 6 Jul 2009 13:05:40 -0400

 From : Daryle Lockhart dar...@darylelockhart.com

 To : scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com


Uh oh. How do you say Leonard Parts 1-5 in German?

On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:50 PM, ravenadal wrote:



 You find an international tax lawyer able to cobble together a 
 cabal of Germans seeking tax relief and willing to become film 
 investors. The German tax law only requires that the film investors 
 be German. Everybody else can be whatever you want them to be.

 ~rave!

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mike Street  
 wrote:
 
  How does one discover the loophole and use it to their advantage?
 
  I'd love to do a full black cast period piece done in the Victorian
  age...there was a story I ran across a few years back about an 
 adopted
  african daughter too one of the queens
 
  On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 7:23 AM, Daryle
  Lockhart wrote:
  
  
   Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
  
   This loophole in finance Uwe has been riding is something 
 Black filmmakers
   could/should use to make larger budget films in other 
 countries. There are
   so many horror scripts that don' t get made in Hollywood 
 that could be
   getting done in Europe!
   On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
  
   I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A 
 Dungeon Siege
   Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast 
 includes such
   stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas) 
 Liotta -
   shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John 
 Rhys-Davies,
   Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black 
 Forlani,
   Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
   Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
  
   The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll, 
 best known for
   his BloodRayne movies.
  
   I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office 
 Mojo and
   Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60 
 million and
   grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
   BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42 
 million. WTF!
  
   Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a 
 lucrative
   loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding 
 thanks to
   German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows 
 investors in
   German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a 
 tax deduction;
   it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any 
 fees
   associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to 
 pay taxes on
   the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the 
 investor gets a
   tax writeoff.
  
   Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit 
 such a
   loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an 
 excellent
   opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but 
 nobody dares
   risk the money to make.
  
   What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized 
 black actors
   and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING to 
 lose money after
   all!
  
   Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his 
 Tuskegee
   Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell, 
 let me film
   The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred 
 million
   dollars real quick!
  
   Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What 
 would be your
   dream project?
  
   ~rave!
  
   http://twitter.com/ravenadal
   http://theworldebon.blogspot.com
  
  
  
 
 
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-06 Thread Martin Baxter
I was thinking Pitfall personally. Or am I too late for that?





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 Subject : Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

 Date : Mon, 6 Jul 2009 12:49:39 -0400

 From : Daryle Lockhart dar...@darylelockhart.com

 To : scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com


That might explain why Universal insists on greenlighting these 
Hasbro game movies, and are now moving on to Atari, having just 
greenlit Asteroids.

Anybody wanna go in with me on a treatment for Bezerk or 
Defender? Tempest? Anyone?

On Jul 6, 2009, at 12:41 PM, ravenadal wrote:



 It has been my humble opinion that Hollywood has long operated as a 
 washing machine to clean mob money. One of the biggest sausage 
 factories of the last millenium, Universal Pictures, was long run 
 by Lew Wasserman who began by booking talent into mob operated 
 night clubs and had more than a few mob connections. Today, actors 
 often scoff when they hear what they were allegedly paid to star in 
 a movie because they likely received half of that amount. The rest 
 is the money being laundered.

 ~rave!

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mr. Worf  
 wrote:
 
  There may be something like that already going on in Hollywood. 
 There are a
  number of films that they know as soon as they are green lit that 
 they will
  fail. Frankenhood and Soulplane come to mind. There are also 
 others with
  white casts that also are made to loose money too. I suspect that 
 they are
  being used as a write off. At least I hope that they are. There 
 are way too
  many really bad films making it to the scifi channel that have 
 moderate
  sized budgets that should have never been made. Like HG Wells War 
 of the
  Worlds 1 and 2! (Yes. You read that right. They made two!)
 
  On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 4:23 AM, Daryle Lockhart
  wrote:
 
  
  
   Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
   This loophole in finance Uwe has been riding is something Black
   filmmakers could/should use to make larger budget films in 
 other countries.
   There are so many horror scripts that don' t get made in 
 Hollywood that
   could be getting done in Europe!
  
   On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
  
   I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A 
 Dungeon Siege
   Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast 
 includes such
   stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas) 
 Liotta -
   shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John 
 Rhys-Davies,
   Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black 
 Forlani,
   Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
   Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
  
   The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll, 
 best known
   for his BloodRayne movies.
  
   I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office 
 Mojo and
   Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60 
 million and
   grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
   BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42 
 million. WTF!
  
  
   Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a 
 lucrative
   loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding 
 thanks to
   German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows 
 investors in
   German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a 
 tax deduction;
   it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any 
 fees
   associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to 
 pay taxes on
   the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the 
 investor gets a
   tax writeoff.
  
   Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit 
 such a
   loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an 
 excellent
   opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but 
 nobody dares
   risk the money to make.
  
   What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized 
 black
   actors and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING 
 to lose
   money after all!
  
   Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his 
 Tuskegee
   Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell, 
 let me film
   The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred 
 million
   dollars real quick!
  
   Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What 
 would be your
   dream project?
  
   ~rave!
  
   http://twitter.com/ravenadal
   http://theworldebon.blogspot.com
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
 
 
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Re: [scifinoir2] Re: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2009-07-06 Thread Mr. Worf
It could be that investing in an American movie is a good idea because the
German Mark is worth almost twice as much as a dollar. If the movie becomes
a hit they still win.

We only see (as in exposed to) a small fraction of the number of films that
are being made and distributed every year. One number quoted was about 1000
per year in this county. That's not counting the made for tv, and direct to
video stuff.

On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 9:50 AM, ravenadal ravena...@yahoo.com wrote:

 You find an international tax lawyer able to cobble together a cabal of
 Germans seeking tax relief and willing to become film investors.  The German
 tax law only requires that the film investors be German.  Everybody else can
 be whatever you want them to be.

 ~rave!

 --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, Mike Street streetfor...@... wrote:
 
  How does one discover the loophole and use it to their advantage?
 
  I'd love to do a full black cast period piece done in the Victorian
  age...there was a story I ran across a few years back about an adopted
  african daughter too one of the queens
 
  On Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 7:23 AM, Daryle
  Lockhartdar...@... wrote:
  
  
   Obsessed is a Black film, actually.
  
   This loophole in finance Uwe has been riding is  something  Black
 filmmakers
   could/should use to make larger budget  films in other countries. There
 are
so many horror scripts that  don' t get  made in Hollywood that could
 be
   getting  done in Europe!
   On Jul 5, 2009, at 11:05 AM, ravenadal wrote:
  
   I am watching something called In the Name of the King: A Dungeon
 Siege
   Tale on Showtime. The movie stars Jason Statham and the cast includes
 such
   stellar actors as Ron (Hellboy) Perlman, Ray (Goodfellas) Liotta -
   shamelessly chewing up scenery as Gallion, the prolific John
 Rhys-Davies,
   Burt Smokey and the Bandit Reynolds, Claire Meet Joe Black Forlani,
   Leelee (Deep Impact) Sobieski and Brian J. White (The Shield,
   Moonlight) wearing a nasty looking scar as Commander Tarish.
  
   The movie is directed by German born schlockmiester Uwe Boll, best
 known for
   his BloodRayne movies.
  
   I had never heard of this movie so I went to IMDB, Box Office Mojo and
   Wikipedia and discovered In the Name of the King cost $60 million and
   grossed a robust $13 million worldwide. Then I discoverd the first
   BloodRayne cost $25 million and grossed a whopping $2.42 million.
 WTF!
  
   Then I discovered that Boll is very successfully manipulating a
 lucrative
   loophole in German tax laws. Boll is able to acquire funding thanks to
   German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allows
 investors in
   German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a tax
 deduction;
   it also allows them to invest borrowed money and write off any fees
   associated with the loan. The investor is then only required to pay
 taxes on
   the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the investor
 gets a
   tax writeoff.
  
   Imagine, thought I, if black filmmakers were able to exploit such a
   loophole? Everybody KNOWS black films don't make money. What an
 excellent
   opportunity to make all the black epics everyone dreams of but nobody
 dares
   risk the money to make.
  
   What a bonanza! You could hire all the known but under utilized black
 actors
   and actresses - pay them top dollar - WTF? We are TRYING to lose money
 after
   all!
  
   Let Vin Diesel make his Hannibal. Let Spike Lee make his Tuskegee
   Airmen. Let the Hughes Brothers make whatever they want. Hell, let me
 film
   The World Ebon. Shoot, I could burn through a coupla hundred million
   dollars real quick!
  
   Imagine the mishmash of casts you could come up with! What would be
 your
   dream project?
  
   ~rave!
  
   http://twitter.com/ravenadal
   http://theworldebon.blogspot.com
  
  
  
 
 
 
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