CSRx humor,OT :-)

1999-10-18 Thread Tai-Pan
Hi Listers,
   Have a smile and a nice day.
 
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the
ark.Professionals built the Titanic.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist
fears that this is true.

There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every
year.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that
Benjamin Franklin said it first.

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

I don't get even, I get odder.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

I am having an out of money experience.
 
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

A day without sunshine is like night.

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

I am not a perfectionist. My parents were, though.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
that you once got from a roller coaster.

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a
woman gain five pounds.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you
stopped laughing.
 

  Bless you   Bob  Lee
-- 
oozing on the muggy shore of the gulf coast
  l...@fbtc.net


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Re: CSRx humor,OT :-)

1999-10-18 Thread Charles King
On Mon, 18 Oct 1999 14:10:33 -0500, Tai-Pan l...@fbtc.net wrote:

Hi Listers,
   Have a smile and a nice day.

Thanks Bob,
Stole 'em all!
Chuck
Lead me not into temptation. I can find my own way, thankyouverymuch!


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