Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?

2007-08-13 Thread Gerry Snyder 

mos wrote:

Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3:
The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story



When the problem gets fixed, I assume you will announce,
"Ah, the renowned Tholian punctuality."


Gerry

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Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?

2007-08-13 Thread Jason Edwards 
Let me get this straight: there are no email filters on the  
Enterprise?  They've figured out how to travel at Warp 9, but can't  
automatically delete messages sent from "sqlite-users@sqlite.org"?


I'd say they got what they deserved.

Jason

On Aug 13, 2007, at 4:04 PM, mos wrote:


Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3:
The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story

Kirk and the ship are trapped in a parallel universe by the  
weakening of the surrounding fabric of space, and the computer  
calculates that the next time of spatial interphase will occur in  
two hours. Meanwhile, the crew of the Enterprise begins suffering  
from a state of insanity caused by an out of control SQLite email  
server that is still out of control some 500 years later. 21st  
century man could not stop the out of control SQLite email server  
so they decided to beam the messages out into space where it could  
do no harm. Little did they realize some 500 years later the  
messages would encounter the star ship Enterprise. Chekov must be  
put under restraint as he tries unsuccessfully to stop the flow of  
unwanted e-mails from overpowering the Enterprise's main computer  
bank. Spock starts to sob uncontrollably when he realizes his mind  
meld with the renegade SQLite email system is totally futile and  
has no hope of rationalizing with it. Eventually the entire crew  
has to be put away in a home for the emailed insane at the nearest  
star base.


Mike


At 04:33 PM 8/13/2007, you wrote:
Oh Great!  Now, you're stuck too?  I hate to tell ya, but it seems  
like
we've become victims of a technical support black hole.*   You  
see, there
appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function.  Their response  
*may* be
to fix the software, or start using different software.  But I  
envision -
NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more  
typical tech
support fix:  When enough of us complain often enough,  they might  
tell us
to re-install our e-mail client.   Or they will remove us from the  
list by
hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple  
instructions.
I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) . 
( Muttering
to self: Dumb cockpit error. )   Oh, and don't come back until you  
get
someone to show you how to send e-mails.   Please tip your  
Waiters, etc.

Goodnight.  8-)

I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't  
suffer.Did

you bring any food?  I got a soda.

*Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and
material which may be insulting to tech-people.  Do not take  
seriously.






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Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?

2007-08-13 Thread mos 

Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3:
The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story

Kirk and the ship are trapped in a parallel universe by the weakening of 
the surrounding fabric of space, and the computer calculates that the next 
time of spatial interphase will occur in two hours. Meanwhile, the crew of 
the Enterprise begins suffering from a state of insanity caused by an out 
of control SQLite email server that is still out of control some 500 years 
later. 21st century man could not stop the out of control SQLite email 
server so they decided to beam the messages out into space where it could 
do no harm. Little did they realize some 500 years later the messages would 
encounter the star ship Enterprise. Chekov must be put under restraint as 
he tries unsuccessfully to stop the flow of unwanted e-mails from 
overpowering the Enterprise's main computer bank. Spock starts to sob 
uncontrollably when he realizes his mind meld with the renegade SQLite 
email system is totally futile and has no hope of rationalizing with it. 
Eventually the entire crew has to be put away in a home for the emailed 
insane at the nearest star base.


Mike


At 04:33 PM 8/13/2007, you wrote:

Oh Great!  Now, you're stuck too?  I hate to tell ya, but it seems like
we've become victims of a technical support black hole.*   You see, there
appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function.  Their response *may* be
to fix the software, or start using different software.  But I envision -
NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more typical tech
support fix:  When enough of us complain often enough,  they might tell us
to re-install our e-mail client.   Or they will remove us from the list by
hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple instructions.
I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) .( Muttering
to self: Dumb cockpit error. )   Oh, and don't come back until you get
someone to show you how to send e-mails.   Please tip your Waiters, etc.
Goodnight.  8-)

I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer.Did
you bring any food?  I got a soda.

*Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and
material which may be insulting to tech-people.  Do not take seriously.





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RE: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?

2007-08-13 Thread Downey, Shawn 
I don't think Dr. Hipp has a tech support center ;).  

Be patent.  In my experience, he reads these emails and will fix
whatever needs fixing on his end. 


Shawn M. Downey
MPR Associates
10 Maxwell Drive, Suite 204
Clifton Park, New York 12065
518-831-7544 (work)
860-508-5015 (cell)

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Sent: Monday, August 13, 2007 5:34 PM
To: sqlite-users@sqlite.org
Subject: Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?

Oh Great!  Now, you're stuck too?  I hate to tell ya, but it seems like
we've become victims of a technical support black hole.*   You see,
there
appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function.  Their response *may*
be to fix the software, or start using different software.  But I
envision - NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the
more typical tech support fix:  When enough of us complain often enough,
they might tell us
to re-install our e-mail client.   Or they will remove us from the list
by
hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple
instructions.
I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) .(
Muttering
to self: Dumb cockpit error. )   Oh, and don't come back until you get
someone to show you how to send e-mails.   Please tip your Waiters, etc.
Goodnight.  8-)

I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer.
Did
you bring any food?  I got a soda.

*Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and
material which may be insulting to tech-people.  Do not take seriously.




 

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Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?

2007-08-13 Thread GBanschbach 
Oh Great!  Now, you're stuck too?  I hate to tell ya, but it seems like
we've become victims of a technical support black hole.*   You see, there
appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function.  Their response *may* be
to fix the software, or start using different software.  But I envision -
NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more typical tech
support fix:  When enough of us complain often enough,  they might tell us
to re-install our e-mail client.   Or they will remove us from the list by
hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple instructions.
I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) .( Muttering
to self: Dumb cockpit error. )   Oh, and don't come back until you get
someone to show you how to send e-mails.   Please tip your Waiters, etc.
Goodnight.  8-)

I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer.Did
you bring any food?  I got a soda.

*Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and
material which may be insulting to tech-people.  Do not take seriously.




   
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