NEWS FLASH - We have a rapidly developing situation at the Schindel household as we prepare for the grotto holiday party. There will be a "Pretty" and "Ugly" Christmas Sweater contest and it will be judged by a Hollywood "A" lister who has told me they will be attending the party. Trust me, the mystery guest will be VERY recognizable but they have asked that I not mention their name. They've asked that folks be cool and treat them like everyone else. Other rules for the party Cavers and guests are welcome. Don't block my neighbor's driveways Try not to throw any empty bottles in the front yard If you want to jump in the hot tub, please bring your own towel or drip-dry outside Don't jump into the hot tub, you'll break your ankle or leg No mask or snorkels in the hot tub No pets except service animals or Basset Hounds. If you need an emotional support animal, you can just hug on me. Bring a dish, we will have turkey, ham, and brisket. Be kind to my neighbors, some of them are invited so they won't call the cops on us. Bring a gift if you want to participate in the White Elephant Exchange. Please, no live white elephants (see post above about pets and service animals). All white elephant gifts (except liquor) must go home with the recipients unless approved by Sue. Designated driver rules are in effect. Party starts at 5 and since Graham works the night shift, he will be Master of Ceremonies from 1 am to 6 am. Stay off the roof. Address is 11310 Whisper Dawn Phone is 210.479.two one five one. Have fun.
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