Re: [tips] Are Jews born smart?

[Brandon, Paul K]

Just smart enough to know that there ARE dumb Jews and smart Gentiles.

On Dec 4, 2011, at 8:40 AM, Pollak, Edward (Retired) wrote:


 Michael Sylvester asked  "Are Jews born smart?

No, Michael, we're not born smart.  However, we get that way very early in life 
as the result of mandatory attendance at weekly classes in which we are taught 
how to manipulate the world monetary system, control the world media, and make 
a proper New York style Jewish rye bread. Alas, the latter of these is proving 
the most difficult to import into the hinterlands.



And if you have any trouble believing in the existence of such a cabal, all you 
need  do is check any Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day.

And there's no Jewish neighborhood without a Chinese restaurant.

That's where we hold our most important conventions. I know that most gentiles 
believe that these gatherings are primarily held in synagogues but it's a 
measure of our brilliance that we conceal  the true nature of these meetings by 
making them appear to be mere consultations over what to order on a family 
style Chinese menu.  This location also makes it easy to spot anyone who might 
try to infiltrate the deliberations of brethren. The first person who suggests 
ordering chow mein or chop suey (particularly if ordered as his/her own 
individual dish) has just exposed himself as a spy.  Think of it as a modern 
Jewish shibboleth.

And we always share.

Paul Brandon
Emeritus Professor of Psychology
Minnesota State University, Mankato
paul.bran...@mnsu.edu

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[tips] Are Jews born smart?

[Pollak, Edward (Retired)]

Michael Sylvester asked  "Are Jews born smart?

No, Michael, we're not born smart.  However, we get that way very early in life 
as the result of mandatory attendance at weekly classes in which we are taught 
how to manipulate the world monetary system, control the world media, and make 
a proper New York style Jewish rye bread. Alas, the latter of these is proving 
the most difficult to import into the hinterlands.



And if you have any trouble believing in the existence of such a cabal, all you 
need  do is check any Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day. That's where we hold 
our most important conventions. I know that most gentiles believe that these 
gatherings are primarily held in synagogues but it's a measure of our 
brilliance that we conceal  the true nature of these meetings by making them 
appear to be mere consultations over what to order on a family style Chinese 
menu.  This location also makes it easy to spot anyone who might try to 
infiltrate the deliberations of brethren. The fist person who suggests ordering 
cow mein or chop suey (particularly if ordered as his/her own individual dish) 
has just exposed himself as a spy.  Think of it as a modern Jewish shibboleth.



Ed



Edward I. Pollak, Ph.D.
Professor Emeritus of Psychology
West Chester University of Pennsylvania
http://home.comcast.net/~epollak/
Husband, father, grandfather, bluegrass fiddler, banjoist & 
biopsychologist... in approximate order of importance


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[tips] Are Jews born smart?

[michael sylvester]

My neighbor-an immigrant from  Uzbekistan- seems to believe that jews are born 
smart.She lived under the old Sovietr Union and was a professor at the 
Univrsity in Taskent. She also  knows little and misguided about the Cuban 
missile crisis.And did not know that Che Guevara
had a Russian girlfriend named Tania
Feedback requested.
Michael "omnicentric" Sylvester,PhD
Daytona Beach,Florida
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