[TMIC] Fwd: To all of my E-mail friends
Title: AOL Email This is pretty funny! ---BeginMessage--- -- And the next time you get ready to forward something, think about this! I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put Under God on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. Oh, and don't forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician... Have a wonderful day! - Cheap Talk? Check out Yahoo! Messenger's low PC-to-Phone call rates. ---End Message---
Re: [TMIC] November Birthdays
Happy Birthday November babies!![EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I can't believe it is November already! Happy Birthday to you all!(Please send any additons or corrections to tmic-list@eskimo.com).11-01-59 Ella ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-03-60 Gina ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) 11-8 Diane ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-12 Marie ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11/13/51 Kevin ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-13-66 Lauren Bresse ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-16 Sandra ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-17-58 Becky [EMAIL PROTECTED]11/18/48 Drema ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11/20 Cossy ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-21-29 Pearl Bernocchi ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11/22/51 Judy Hoops ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11/24/57 Cindy in Michigan ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-25-44 Gunny ([EMAIL PROTECTED])11-27 Jack McMillan at [EMAIL PROTECTED]11-30-46 Louise Flagg ([EMAIL PROTECTED])www.greatamericanbeanbag.com
[TMIC] November Birthday Addition
Margaret Monson - November 6, 1961 I am fairly new to the group but read every posting. I seem to have one of the milder cases compared to some of the posts I have read! Thanx for all the info I have gleaned from the many posts. Margaret
RE: [TMIC] Use GoodSearch to Benefit TMA!
I have just forwarded this email to everyone in my contact list. Hopefully my co-workers and friends will start using it to help generate more money for the Association!!! Tracey L. Black Certified Insurance Service Representative Hockley O'Donnell Insurance Agency Phone - 717-334-6741, x 29 Fax - 717-334-3414 Thank you for providing information to us. Please beware that no coverage is bound and no change to your insurance program is confirmed until verified by a licensed agent during regular business hours. If you do not hear from us within 1 business day, please re-contact us in case your information has not been retained. From: ROBERT COOK [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 9:19 AMTo: jim lubin; tmic-list@eskimo.comSubject: RE: [TMIC] Use GoodSearch to Benefit TMA! JIM, I SEE WE HAVE RAISED A WHOPPING $10.84 SO FAR THIS TEAR. I SENT YOUR E-MAIL TO EVERYONE I HAD ON MY ADDRESS LIST, WHICH INCLUDED MY GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL CLASS ON CLASSMATES.COM, THOSE OF US THAT ARE STILL AROUND AND KICKING, THAT IS. COMMON FOLKS, LET'S GET THE WORD OUT TO EVERYONE WE KNOW TO USE THIS SEARCH ENGINE. BOB COOK SPRING, TEXAS TM CLASS OF ' 94 T-1 PARA - Original Message - From: Jim Lubin To: tmic-list@eskimo.com Sent: 10/14/2006 7:53:39 PM Subject: [TMIC] Use GoodSearch to Benefit TMA! The Transverse Myelitis Association is one of the charities participating in GoodSearch, a new Internet search engine that donates half of the advertising revenue it earns to charity. Each time you use GoodSearch and designate the Transverse Myelitis Association as your charity of choice, GoodSearch will donate a portion of the advertising revenue earned from the search to the Transverse Myelitis Association. Its easy to use. Just go to the GoodSearch homepage www.goodsearch.com and type myelitis into the Who do you GoodSearch for? box, and click verify. After the first time, each time you return to the home page, Transverse Myelitis Association will appear as your designated charity. There is even a button you can click to see the number of searches and the amount raised. Add GoodSearch to your bookmarks or make it your homepage to make it easier to use. Also, spread the wo! rd to your family and friends to help generate more contributions. GoodSearch estimates each search will raise $0.01 for your designated charity. 100 supporters searching twice a day could generate $730 a year, 1000 supporters - $7,300, and 10,000 supporters searching twice a day could generate $73,000! With your help, GoodSearch can generate donations, at no cost to you that will help fund the goals of the Transverse Myelitis Association. http://www.goodsearch.com/?charityid=607112
Re: [TMIC] OT-spooky astronomy-OT
Lammas Day On Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:57:25 -0500, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote You want to know why Halloween exists... SPOOKY ASTRONOMY: Today is a date of astronomical interest: it's a cross-quarter date, midway between an equinox and a solstice. There are four cross-quarter dates throughout the year, and each is a minor holiday. One is Groundhog Day (Feb. 2nd), another is May Day (May 1st), the third is Lammas Day (Aug. 1st), and the fourth ... ? Happy Halloween! this was noticed by women and men thousands of years before christianity. enjoy the last quarter of the lunar year pHranque -- WOW! Homepage (http://www.wowway.com)
[TMIC] Re: tmic-digest Digest V2006 #249
THANK YOU LINDA, I AM DOING A LITTLE BETTER. I AM ON ANTIBIOTICS AND I ALSO TAKE IMURAN EVERY DAY. I GET THE FLU SHOT EVERY YEAR AND HAD THE PNEUMONIA ONE LAST YEAR, IT LASTS 5 TO 10 YEARS I BELIEVE. MY FAMILY ALSO TRY NOT TO COME AROUND ME WHEN THEY HAVE A COLD. I GO TO THE DOCTOR ON MONDAY HAVE TO CALL HIM THIS AFTERNOON TO LET HIM KNOW HOW I AM DOING. I AM HOT NEVER COLD , THE FEVER IS LOW NOW AND I AM TRYING TO HOLD DOWN THE LIQUIDS. I CAN ONLY DRINK SMALL AMOUNTS AT A TIME. I AM SUPPOSSED TO GET THE FLU SHOT ON MONDAY BUT ANY KIND OF SNIFFLE I WILL HAVE TO WAIT. I HOPE I WILL BE OK BY THEN. I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT GOING TO MY SPINE, ITS HARD THOUGH. I HAVE NOT EXERCISED IN DAYS TO WEAK, MY LEFT LEG IS DRAGGING A BIT. I WILL HAVE TO START DOING MY EXERCISES AGAIN NO MATTER HOW TIRED I AM. I CAN REST THEN DO A LITTLE MORE. BEST WISHES PAM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL NOVEMBER BABIES. I WISH YOU ALL A VERY SPECIAL DAY. WHERE HAS THIS YEAR GONE? PAM
