{UAE FREEHOLD:10329} Investors Club Dubai - Alert burj residence 2b/r ...negotiable price
Dear all, Burj residence 2b/r .higher floor lake view and old town view, rent.150k..(negotiable) regards Anoop 0508536132 Engel & volkers --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10330} required 1 br in burdubai
*Hi all 1 bedroom apt with parking faclity in area between diera to sheikh zayed, preferably in karama / oud metha/ bur dubai / satwa. *if u have any direct plzz let me know jasad.2...@gmail.com *0501299408* --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10331} required 1 br in burdubai
*Hi all 1 bedroom apt with parking faclity in area between diera to sheikh zayed, preferably in karama / oud metha/ bur dubai / satwa. *if u have any direct plzz let me know jasad.2...@gmail.com *0501299408* --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10332} required 1 br in burdubai
*Hi all 1 bedroom apt with parking faclity in area between diera to sheikh zayed, preferably in karama / oud metha/ bur dubai / satwa. *if u have any direct plzz let me know jasad.2...@gmail.com *0501299408* --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10333} JLT apartment for rent furnished and unfurnished(negotiable for serious client)
Dear all, Green Lakes S1 and S2 Marina view and Lake view fully furnished and unfurnished 120k negotiable. regards Anoop Pillai 050-8536132 Engel & volkers --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10334} Re: required 1 br in burdubai
what rent On Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 11:34 AM, hassan wrote: > > > > > > *Hi all > > 1 bedroom apt with parking faclity in area between diera to sheikh zayed, > preferably in karama / oud metha/ bur dubai / satwa. > > *if u have any direct plzz let me know > > > jasad.2...@gmail.com > > *0501299408* > > > > > > --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10335} Re: required 1 br in burdubai
between 6 to 7 On Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 11:38 AM, Anoop Pillai wrote: > what rent > > On Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 11:34 AM, hassan wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> *Hi all >> >> 1 bedroom apt with parking faclity in area between diera to sheikh zayed, >> preferably in karama / oud metha/ bur dubai / satwa. >> >> *if u have any direct plzz let me know >> >> >> jasad.2...@gmail.com >> >> *0501299408* >> >> >> >> >> > > > > --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10341} URGENTLY REQUIRED
Looking for a DISTRESS SALE 1BR in DOWNTOWN AREA ( Southridge 1 to 4, 8 Boulevard walk, The residence, Old Town) for our FINANCE BUYER. Kindly send us the full details of your availabilities. Budget: Maximum price of 900K all in. Selling Price: ? Location: ? View: ? Floor No.: ? Unit No. : ? BUA: ? Maintenance Fee per sq.ft: Finance Available? Cris 04 2692555 Civilization Real Estate --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10342} Studios in Bur Dubai for rent 64-74,000
78 studios available in brand new building near bus station Bur Dubai, rent 64 - 74,000/yr, depends on design. Owner gives 8% discount on bulk rental Dagmar +971 50 1551609 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10343} Rental Listing..
*8 Boulevard Buj Duabi Area* 1 B/R,874 sq.ft 9th Floor Business bay View 120K ..one cheque *Discovery Garden* Med,U Type 1 B/R Area:958 Net(Big unit) 3rd Floor 60 K ..Two Cheque 65K ...Four Cheque *Silicon Oasis* Silicon Arch 2 B/R,1123 Sq.ft 3rd Floor 85 K...four Cheque *Office Space in Burj Dubai Area* Total Area :3700 Sq.ft(can be splinted in Two offices) First Floor Parking :3 Total rent :350,000 (Two Cheques) *Resturant Space For Rent TECOM(Free zone)* *EXECUTIVE HEIGHTS (TECOM) *Beside Greens Area Along Al Bursha ·Area: 5103.2 SFT Looking Best Offer..Redy To Use *Malik Mahmood* Century City Real Estate Broker LLC Mobile : 050 2578141 Tel : 04 3230210 Fax : 04 3230211 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10344} Required Office in Shaikh Zaid Road
*Dear Sir / Mam * *Our client is looking for office space upto1000sq.ft in SZR their max budget is AED15/- * *if you have any properties available in this price range * * kindly call Hasan on 0554123174 or email jasad.2...@gmail.com* --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10340} ▒▓█████████ EMAAR CRE DIT NOTES█████████▓▒
*EMAAR CREDIT NOTES AVAILABLE FOR SALE* ** *Project* * Amount Paid* * % Paid* *Selling %* *The Mansion* *351,088* *5%* *60%* *Burj Palace* *679,033* *15%* *60%* *Claren 2* *192,000* *5%* *60%* *Claren 2* * 192,000* *5%* *60%* *Warsan* *301,994* *5%* *60%* *Warsan* *236,000* *5%* *60%* *Mushrif Heights* *484,389* *10%* *60%* *Mushrif Heights* *377,889* *10%* *60%* *Mushrif Heights* *470,588* *10%* *60%* *Mushrif Heights* *379,188* *10%* *60%* *Warsan* *266,682* *5%* *60%* *Warsan * *266,694* *10%* *60%* *For more information plz call* *Adnan 050 9581996* *Imran 050 2494828* *Tel: 04 272 88 66* --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10347} Required Office in Shaikh Zaid Road
*Dear Sir / Mam * *Our client is looking for office space upto1000sq.ft in SZR their max budget is AED15/- * *if you have any properties available in this price range * * kindly call Hasan on 050-1299408 or email jasad.2...@gmail.com* --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10345} brand new labour camps for rent in ajman and shj @ the best rates.
BRAND NEW LABOUR CAMPS AND STAFF ACCOMODATION IN AJMAN AND SHJ. 1000, ROOMS IN SHJ FULLY FURNISHED CAMPS. 6 TO 8 PERSON CAPACITY. WATER AND ELECTRICITY FROM THE MUNCIPALITY. CALL ME IF U WANT TO KNOW THE RATES OF THE CAMP. 10 TO 200 ROOMS LABOUR CAMP IN AJMAN. 6 PERSON CAPACITY 8 PERSON CAPACITY 12 PERSON CAPACITY LABOUR CAMPS IN JURF AND NEW INDUSTRIAL AREA AJMAN. RENT FROM 1200 TO 2200 PER ROOM. FULLY FURNISHED EXCUTIVE STAFF ACCOMODATION IN AJMAN. STUDIO, ONE BED ROOM AND TWO BEDROOMS WATER AND ELECTRICITY FROM THE MUNCIPALITY. CALL ME IF U WANT TO KNOW THE RENT FOR THE FLATS. ALL THE PROPERTY LISTED ABOVE IS DIRECT WITH ME CALL ME ONLY IF YOU HAVE SERIOUS CLIENTS.NO CHAIN OF AGENTS PLEASE. THANKING YOU FAROOQ. 050 1661711 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10338} Studio & 1 BR in JLT( Saba Tower 2) For Sale
Jumeirah Lake Towers Studio & 1 BR apartments(fully furnished) ready to move in Saba Tower 2 *Studio 534 sq ft. Marina & Sea View High Floor With Balcony S.P: AED 520,000 Net to owner 1 BR apartments (2 Unit) 789 sq ft. Lake & Golf View High Floor S.P: AED 650,000 Net to owner * * * *1 BR apartments **(2 Unit)* * 789 sq ft. Lake & Golf View High Floor S.P: AED 690,000 Net to owner* * * Regards JAVAD Mob:+971 50 5100532 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10348} 2 B/R & 3 B/R APARTMENTS FOR SALE IN JUMEIRAH BEACH RESIDENCE
HTML clipboard 2 B/R & 3 B/R APARTMENTS FOR SALE IN JUMEIRAH BEACH RESIDENCE Tower Type Area (Sq. Ft.) View S.P. AED Bahar I 2 B/R 1300 Partial sea 1,900,000 Rimal I 2 B/R 1329.7 sea 2,200,000 Amwaj IV 2 B/R 1223 Partial sea 2,150,000 Amwaj IV 2 B/R 1381 Full sea 2,400,000 Murjan VI 3 B/R 1882 sea 2,800,000 All Prices are Net to Owner The Apartments are Vacant. Regards Mob:+971 50 5100532 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10349} Available Office space for rent on SHEIKH ZAYED RAOD
HTML clipboard * Office space for rent on SHEIKH ZAYED RAOD* * Between Fairmount Hotel to Shangri-La Hotel* Area: 1350 sq ft.AED 175,000 Area: 1900 sq ft.AED 225,000 Regards Mob:+971 50 5100532 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10350} OUR AVAILABILITY LIST
OUR PROPERTY LIST SALES LIST RESIDENTIAL STUDIO FOR SALE IN MIZIN, REMRAAM Project : Mizin Location : Remraam UNIT NO.: 509 FLOOR NO: 5TH floor No. of BR: Studio BUA : 515 sq.ft SP : Make an offer Completion: Year 2010 1BR FOR SALE IN DUBAI MARINA NO. OF BR: 1BR APARTMENT BUA: 976 SQ FT TOTAL AREA : 1052 SQ FT DEVELOPER : EMAAR LOCATION: DUBAI MARINA PROJECT : PARK ISLAND SANIBEL FLOOR: 21ST UNIT : 2104 VIEW: MARINA & SEA COMPLETION: JULY ‘09 90% PAID , 10% ON COMPLETION Asking Price: Aed 1.58 million TOWN HOUSE FOR SALE IN UPTOWN MIRDIFF PROPERTIES: Town House LOCATION: Uptown Mirdiff UNIT NO: Unit 1051 NO. OF BR: 3BR + Maid’s Room + Living Room BUA: 2,479 Sq.ft PLOT SIZE: 2,422 Sq.ft SP: 4.3M negotiable STUDIO FOR SALE / RENT IN DISCOVERY GARDEN Project : Discovery Garden Developer : Nakheel Building : Bldg.194 Floor No. : 3rd flr No. of BR : Studio BUA : 485 sq.ft View : Garden View Rent Price : 75,000 (2 cheques) SP : 750,000 (Finance by Amlak) 1BR FOR SALE IN INTERNATIONAL CITY PROPERTIES: Apartment LOCATION: International City CLUSTER: France Cluster BILDING NO: B15 NO. OF BR: 1BR BUA: 721 sq.ft SP: 600,000 COMMERCIAL SHOP FOR SALE IN INTERNATIONAL CITY Project : International City Type: France Cluster (P 15) No. of BR: Shop w/ decoration BUA : 653 sq.ft SP : 587,000 OFFICE SPACE FOR SALE IN JLT PROPERTIES: Office Space LOCATION: HDS Tower, JLT Floor No.: 32nd floor BUA: 768 Sq.ft RENT PRICE: 110,000 SP: 900,000 Shop for Sale in Airport Road BUA: 650 sq.ft PRICE: 100,000 KEY MONEY: 150,000(negotiable) PURPOSE: Travel Agency, Cargo, Transport, and Rent a Car MIX FULL BUIILDING FOR SALE Project : Jumeirah Village South Location : Frankfurt Tower No. of BR: Full Building (G+10) BUA : 163,000 sq.ft SP : 750 per sq.ft. Completion: Year 2010 PLOT FOR SALE IN AJMAN Project : Al Jarf 7 Location : Ajman Size: 13,433.47 sq.ft Plot (G+8) Asking Price: 360 per sq.ft. Commercial & Residential Use RENT LIST 1BR FOR RENT IN DUBAI MARINA Project : Dubai Marina Building : Marina View, Tower A Unit No. : 801 No. of BR : 1BR w/ Balcony BUA : 762 sq.ft View : Full Marina View Rent Price : 95,000 (2 cheques) Remarks: Fully equipped kitchen STUDIO for Rent in JLT PROJECT: Saba Tower 3 NO. OF BR: STUDIO RENT PRICE: 65,000 ( 2 Cheques) FLOOR NO. : 14th Floor Unit No.: 1404 BUA: 500 sq.ft. STUDIO FOR RENT IN UPTOWN MOTOR CITY PROJECT: Uptown Motor City NO. OF BR: STUDIO w/ Balcony RENT PRICE: 70,000 ( 2 Cheques) FLOOR NO. : 2nd floor BUA: 623 sq.ft. TYPE OF VIEW: Park View * ALL PROPERTIES ARE DIRECT WITH US * NOTE: Prices and availabilities are subject to be changed without prior notice. Regards, Criselda Cortez Civilization Real Estate Tel No. 04 2692555 Email: cris_civi...@yahoo.com Website: www.civilre.com --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10352} 12 1 b/d and 12 studios avail. for Rent
Dear all, I currently have 24 units for rent in Itlay cluster 12 1 bedroom apartments and 12 studios Price: AED 48,000 for 1 bedroom and AED 38,000 for studios. Please let me know if you have any intersted clients. Thanks and Regards, Kashi 050 5574758 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10353} 12 1 bd & 12 studios availb. for Rent in Intl. city
Dear all, I currently have 24 units for rent in Itlay cluster 12 1 bedroom apartments and 12 studios Price: AED 48,000 for 1 bedroom and AED 38,000 for studios. Please let me know if you have any intersted clients. Thanks and Regards, Kashi 050 5574758 --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~--~~~~--~~--~--~---
{UAE FREEHOLD:10355} sardar joke(sum we have heard in our school days and sum not).....have a good day
-- Forwarded message -- From: anoop pillai Date: Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 1:52 PM Subject: sardar joke(sum we have herad in our school days and sum not) To: apilla...@gmail.com Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. _ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. _ Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. _ Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. _ Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. _ Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. _ On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. _ Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. _ How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it…. _ Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ _ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA _ Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. _ Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents _ Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. _ A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. _ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? _ In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuu dhup dhup dhup… _ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! _ Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! _ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _ If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ _ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA _ Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. _ Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents _ Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. _ A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. _ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? _ In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuu dhup dhup dhup… _ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! _ Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! _ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _ The Russians dug 1000 ft in the groun
{UAE FREEHOLD:10356} sardar joke(sum we have herad in our school days and sum not).......good day
. _ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. _ Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. _ Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. _ Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. _ Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. _ On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. _ Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. _ How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it…. _ Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ _ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA _ Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. _ Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents _ Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. _ A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. _ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? _ In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuu dhup dhup dhup… _ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! _ Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! _ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _ If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ _ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA _ Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. _ Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents _ Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. _ A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. _ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? _ In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuu dhup dhup dhup… _ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! _ Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! _ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _ The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back. US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back. A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You r
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