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Date: Thu, Jun 9, 2011 at 8:09 AM
Subject: Your new jokes are inside! Jun 9, 2011
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2011/06/09 from robin webster *1.7*
What is the last thing you say to a nut before you put them to bed?
You need a peanut!
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2011/06/08 from Melis *5.4*
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
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2011/06/08 from Tialena *7.3*
What`s the difference between a good girl and a goodie girl???
A good girl will go on a date, go home, and go to bed. A goodie girl will go
on a date, go to bed, then go home.
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2011/06/08 from Ace "The Hitman" Hunter *8.4*
One Sunday the policeman was sitting on the side of the highway and was
waiting to catch speeding drivers. The police officer saw a car driving
along at 22 MPH. He thought to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as
a speeder!"
So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. When he approached
the car, he noticed that there were five little old Indian ladies - two of
them were in the front seat and three in the back with wide eyes and they
were white as ghosts. The driver was obviously confused and said to him,
"Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly! I always go exactly the
speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" "Madam," the officer replies,
"you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the
speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly!
Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old Indian woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explained to her
that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the
woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Madam, I have to ask. Is everyone in this car OK?
These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this
whole time," the officer asks with concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right, officer. We just got off Route 119."
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2011/06/08 from Jerry Nobbley *7.4*
A man comes into his wifes bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
"Honey, this is the pig I have sex with when your are not around".
The wife replies, "That`s not a pig it`s a sheep!"
The man says, "I was talking to the sheep!"!
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