[Ugnet] Thanks Mr. Rahimu Jabendo for Funny One Liners!!!
Hello Mr. Jabendo!
I had no idea you can be a comedian.
I suppose Dr. Kipenji Owor's
disease is becoming contagious.
On a serious note, thanks so much for the laughter!
Assumpta Mary Kintu
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From: rahimu jabendo
Date: Thu, Nov 17, 2011 at 4:32 AM
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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted a cheque.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
it anyway.
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[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with
the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books.
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[Ugnet] Dr. Kipenji Owor & Dedicated to Ladit Ocaya p'Ocure
What a great collection!
Sorry for sneaking in on Mr. Ocaya p'Ocure's
treat, but it was worthy it.
I am also a true Ugandan. The first time felt this spirit
was with the *Late P. Lutaaya's ' I WAS BORN IN AFRICA'* then
another one I do not remember the musicians' name:
*'I LOVE UGANDA, THE PEARLE OF AFRICA'*
This collection with our children from all over the country
taking pride in their being Ugandans, is touching and amazing!
We should build on this *spirit of ONENESS,* as Ugandans
to save our *Motherland, Uganda!*
Thank you so much for sharing this phenomenal collection,
Dr. Kipenji Owor!
*Assumpta Mary Kintu
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From: Owor Kipenji
Date: Thu, Nov 17, 2011 at 7:40 AM
*Subject: {UAH} Dedicated to Ladit Ocaya p'Ocure
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ugandans-at-he...@googlegroups.com>, "uganda...@yahoogroups.com" <
uganda...@yahoogroups.com>
*http://youtu.be/Zd2Iehzeb_Q*
Kipenji
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[Ugnet] Unity in diversity my brothers and sisters!!
'...As children of a region that is steeped in poverty, poor academic achievement, a threat of cultural decay and terrible environmental degradation, we have good reason to join forces in a struggle for the survival of our community. We believe that it is possible for a Catholic and Protestant to join hands to support education in Kigezi. We believe that Banyakigezi who support different political parties can, and must work together to lift the socioeconomic conditions of all the people of Kigezi. We strongly believe that it is possible for a Munyarwanda of Bufumbira, a Mukiga of Bushengyera and a Muhororo of Rujumbura to rise in solidarity to defend the human rights and citizenship of every Munyakigezi no matter where they are' (ICOB at its conception in 2003, Toronto Canada) www.abanyakigezi.net With Kind Regards, Johnson Mujungu ___ Ugandanet mailing list Ugandanet@kym.net http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/ugandanet UGANDANET is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ All Archives can be found at http://www.mail-archive.com/ugandanet@kym.net/ The above comments and data are owned by whoever posted them (including attachments if any). The List's Host is not responsible for them in any way. ---
