RE: Re: A pun - will this work?

2001-09-26 Thread Ayers, Mike

 $B:9=P?M(J: Kenneth Whistler [EMAIL PROTECTED];
 $BF|;~(J: 01/09/26 2:23

 
 Go man!
 

Actually, if he's half Jamaican, I think you have to say "Go mon",
which is also the Japanese for 50,000, yes?


/|/|ike


RE: Re: A pun - will this work?

2001-09-26 Thread Kenneth Whistler

Mike,

  $B:9=P?M(J: Kenneth Whistler [EMAIL PROTECTED];
  
  Go man!
  
 
   Actually, if he's half Jamaican, I think you have to say Go mon,
 which is also the Japanese for 50,000, yes?

No, actually, it is Japanese for 5th question, although
that seems to be only your first question. goman is Japanese for 
50,000.

But at this point, what I think you two fellers, and perhaps
the Jamaican, too, should say to the list is gomen, for
continuing this farce. 

--Ken


 
 /|/|ike




RE: Re: A pun - will this work?

2001-09-26 Thread Ayers, Mike


 From: Kenneth Whistler [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
 Sent: Wednesday, September 26, 2001 11:34 AM

  Actually, if he's half Jamaican, I think you have to 
 say Go mon,
  which is also the Japanese for 50,000, yes?
 
 No, actually, it is Japanese for 5th question, although
 that seems to be only your first question. goman is Japanese for 
 50,000.

Hmmm - this illustrates an interesting problem in linguistics.  I
was using English semantics for the letters a and o, whereas Ken was
using Romaji semantics.  Maybe I should have written it in IPA - except I
don't know IPA.


Such is life,

/|/|ike




A pun - will this work?

2001-09-25 Thread $B$F$s$I$&$j$e$&$8(B
A half-Jamaican, half-Japanese man is trying one of those contrived pseudosports you 
see on cable TV.  He is aiming to beat the record score of 49,999 points. What do you 
say to cheer him on?

rubyrb$B$8$e$&$$$C$A$c$s(B/rbrp(/rprtJuuitchan/rtrp)/rp/ruby
Well, I guess what you say is true,
I could never be the right kind of girl for you,
I could never be your woman
  - White Town


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$B:9=P?M(B: "Carl W. Brown" [EMAIL PROTECTED];
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$BF|;~(B: 01/09/25 23:42
$B7oL>(B: RE: a joke- with no typos

Tom,

If i can b so bold as 2 pen a pun or 2.  Punning is a vocabulary mind set
that even a pica-mind can render.

There is no bad joke like a good pun.  It is a great way to lose friends and
make enemies.  The only really challenging puns are the multilingual ones.
Now that I have been avoiding puns and have fallen out of practice I find
that my kraft is ebbing.

 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
 Behalf Of Tom Emerson
 Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 3:08 PM
 To: Ayers, Mike
 Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: a joke- with no typos


 Ayers, Mike writes:
 
 What I want to know is: if the fonts cause trouble, will the barman
  call the serif?

 This whole thread is going to the gutter pretty fast---only a dingbat
 would keep punning like this. I just can't justify it. Maybe I'll slap
 you up the sidehead.

 I'll stop.

 -tree

 8-D

 --
 Tom Emerson  Basis
 Technology Corp.
 Sr. Sinostringologist
http://www.basistech.com
  "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity: lick it once and you suck forever"





FW: Re: A pun - will this work?

2001-09-25 Thread $B$F$s$I$&$j$e$&$8(B
Um... no.

rubyrb$B$8$e$&$$$C$A$c$s(B/rbrp(/rprtJuuitchan/rtrp)/rp/ruby
Well, I guess what you say is true,
I could never be the right kind of girl for you,
I could never be your woman
  - White Town


--- Original Message ---
$B:9=P?M(B: Kenneth Whistler [EMAIL PROTECTED];
$B08@h(B: [EMAIL PROTECTED];
Cc: 
$BF|;~(B: 01/09/26 2:23
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Go man!

Anything else?