Dear UCD Culture, It has come to my attention that Penn and Barry are ready to replace UCD's one decent management level employee, Mr. Fenton. Please tell Lewis he will have my resume Monday morning. I will; however, require a much higher salary than posted.
Since ethical individuals have become so rare among the upscale district population, my integrity alone is worth the posted salary. Tell Penn and Barry, I will accept 3 times Lewis's salary because like FOCP; I'm doin' it for the kids. Just think, when I go over to fix Melani and tony's toilets so the district shit can keep flowing; Lewis can point to me and say, "with Glenn Moyer at UCD, the people can completely give up their rights to Penn" Melani might even win a UCD prize in UCD Park. You see, my first action as your new commander will be to help Dan have a corporate sponsored national orgasm day in the bowl. I'll even have Cassidy and Van Helder set up a fully furnished torture chamber by the play area. (Calm down Siano! And pull those pants a little higher! Just be patient, the big day is coming so practise your whippin') Melani's performance; thank you, Glenn. Oh my God, thank you, thank you UCD; will, of course, be my choice for first prize. The first prize will be an upscale hot dog lunch with FOCP king, the intrepid reporter committeeman 7! Glenn Moyer of the district
