Re: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids
Hey, Elisabeth may have a good idea: how about getting a trash compactor so at least you need FEWER trash cans? Melani Lamond
RE: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids
Title: RE: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids >Consider your future, when you and yer little Bananafishie begin to >procreate and produce wee ones. How will you feel when the neighborhood >homies beat the crap out of the little apple of your eyes? And you're >not even in the Catchment District, are you? Tsk, tsk. by that time, i'm sure penn will have armed escort vans with dark tinted windows which will pick up our mcpenntrified tykes from our climate controlled indoor garage and whisk them off to that french school in balla cynwood or wherever it is. we'll all live in domed communities breathing our own bobo recycled granola air and drinking fresh spring water from our private well. trying to get in from the outside without a penn ID will be like trying to cross into jersusalem from the west bank in a panel van with "eternity or bust" spray painted on the side. we won't even hear the chaos around us because of all the sound dampers. i'm off to abbraccio.
RE: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids
Title: RE: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids i've considered just flinging it into the vacant lot. -Original Message- From: Dubin, Elisabeth To: Kyle Cassidy; univcity@list.purple.com Sent: 4/13/2005 5:26 PM Subject: RE: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids Have you considered not producing waste products at all? Maybe you weren't meant to take out trash.
Re: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids
Yo, I feel your pain, bro, but I can't help thinking that you might be better off in some safer, more salubrious clime. I hear Narberth is nice this time of year Consider your future, when you and yer little Bananafishie begin to procreate and produce wee ones. How will you feel when the neighborhood homies beat the crap out of the little apple of your eyes? And you're not even in the Catchment District, are you? Tsk, tsk. Maybe you're just one of those Bad News Bears that I have heard about, one of those unfortunate tragedy magnets. I mean, seriously, dude, I've lived in some fairly rough places in New York and Philly all my adult life and have never been attacked by feral eight-year-olds. No wonder you feel compelled to drown your sorrows with chicken barfing wine Ross Bender http://rossbender.org In a message dated 4/13/2005 5:14:14 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: so i'm walking home up walnut street, i pass two kids, about eight years old, i get ten steps past them and one of them turns around and hits me in the back with a broken beer bottle. i was wearing a coat, so it didn't hurt, but i was startled. i whirl around, one of them yells something rude that he didn't learn on sponge bob, and the other one throws what i presume was the other half of the broken beer bottle. since he had an arm like charlie brown and was a good 15 feet away so i was able to step out of it's path but i was ... really dismayed. i spent the rest of the walk home in somber thought; contemplating the extrapolation of their little lives, following a myriad of unfortunate trails that i could see branching out from the sort of attitude which has you throwing broken bottles at people bigger than you when you're eight. when i arrived home, i discovered that someone has stolen our last remaining trash can, sometime between 8:00 this morning and now.
RE: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids
Title: my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids Have you considered not producing waste products at all? Maybe you weren't meant to take out trash. ELISABETH DUBINHillier ARCHITECTUREOne South Penn Square, Philadelphia, PA 19107-3502 | T 215 636- | F 215 636-9989 | hillier.com From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kyle CassidySent: Wednesday, April 13, 2005 5:14 PMTo: 'univcity@list.purple.com 'Subject: [UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids so i'm walking home up walnut street, i pass two kids, about eight years old, i get ten steps past them and one of them turns around and hits me in the back with a broken beer bottle. i was wearing a coat, so it didn't hurt, but i was startled. i whirl around, one of them yells something rude that he didn't learn on sponge bob, and the other one throws what i presume was the other half of the broken beer bottle. since he had an arm like charlie brown and was a good 15 feet away so i was able to step out of it's path but i was ... really dismayed. i spent the rest of the walk home in somber thought; contemplating the extrapolation of their little lives, following a myriad of unfortunate trails that i could see branching out from the sort of attitude which has you throwing broken bottles at people bigger than you when you're eight. when i arrived home, i discovered that someone has stolen our last remaining trash can, sometime between 8:00 this morning and now.
[UC] my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids
Title: my jerk neighbors and their annoying kids so i'm walking home up walnut street, i pass two kids, about eight years old, i get ten steps past them and one of them turns around and hits me in the back with a broken beer bottle. i was wearing a coat, so it didn't hurt, but i was startled. i whirl around, one of them yells something rude that he didn't learn on sponge bob, and the other one throws what i presume was the other half of the broken beer bottle. since he had an arm like charlie brown and was a good 15 feet away so i was able to step out of it's path but i was ... really dismayed. i spent the rest of the walk home in somber thought; contemplating the extrapolation of their little lives, following a myriad of unfortunate trails that i could see branching out from the sort of attitude which has you throwing broken bottles at people bigger than you when you're eight. when i arrived home, i discovered that someone has stolen our last remaining trash can, sometime between 8:00 this morning and now.
