Since I've been out of commission for the last week, here's something a little extra for you as I start the JOKES again. Believe me, the last week has been a tough one. On top of the hayfever/bronchitis, the steriod shot they gave me, to hasten things along, day before yesterday played hell, giving me a racing heart ahd high, BP, plus I couldn't sleep night before last after the shot. Finally, yesterday afternoon the steriods wore off and my BP and pulse became normal 125/70/68. Not bad for a 71 year old. Jody reminded me that she had the same deal following a steriod shot a few years back, racing heart, high BP. So, here's a reminder, some of us are allergic to steriods. Before I forget, my doc prescribed 100 500 mg Amoxycillin caps for me. I'm to take 3 per day for a month !!!
Have A Goodun ! A guy walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up his check He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull-sh!ttin me!' The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . .you started it.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. To post to this group, send email to vfb-mail@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to vfb-mail-unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
