Re: [videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
Hi John Sorry for the incomprehension but my questions was not a response to your post. I just say to be a vlogger today is to be in the flux and the innovation ( OMHO) Just trying, explore, create and connect ( just the opposite of a porn website) Sorry for my bad english Nice day alls Loiez Le 24 juin 08 à 23:48, ractalfece a écrit : I think you're asking me those questions. So I'll defend my mail as a vlogging contribution. We were talking about how to make a site look like a porno site. You gave a link to a beautiful masterfully done site. It looks amazing. It is the opposite of a porno site. So I submitted a site I'd done using gif animations. The goal in this case is not to be a pioneer. The goal is to look tawdry and cheap. Using decrepit technology is the best way to achieve a porno look in my opinion. -John from totalvom.com. --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I am not sure to be understood but Who is the vlogger? You or your archives ? That you are saying now ( in the flux) or that you have made 5 years ago ? Is swimming pool by Bill Viola a vlogging work ? Is this mail a vlogging contribution ? Difficult to stay a pionner on Internet Who is a pionner now ? ( i have some names ;-) ) Nice day or night for all Loiez Loiez Deniel http://www.loiez.org [EMAIL PROTECTED] ! new cell phone : +33 06 08 31 96 98 Skype : ultimcodex M'appeler gratuitement de votre PC sur mon portable http://call.mylivio.com/loiez Loiez Deniel http://www.loiez.org [EMAIL PROTECTED] ! new cell phone : +33 06 08 31 96 98 Skype : ultimcodex M'appeler gratuitement de votre PC sur mon portable http://call.mylivio.com/loiez [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
Thanks to everyone for the suggestions and giggles. I do agree that the visual effect I want, could be obtained using the Show In The Box video related plugins... if I could get them to work. Ever since I upgraded WordPress 2.1, video Archive, Related and Recent video plugins are pouched and not functional on my site. It's been several disappointing months, with countless suggested fixes, but in the end I can not get them to work. An example... okay, try this one: www.partybabe.net . It has the basic idea with lots of video thumbnails. Mike --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Rupert [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: i don't say lol much... but lol i agree. not that i know what a porn site looks like, obviously. it's interesting - the Show In A Box template is a fantastic way to run a videoblog. but i'm fed up with losing perfectly good films into the void of the blog format. once they're not current, you lose them. the show in a box Related Videos plugin is supposed to address this. doing it manually is a lot of work - maintaining it, keeping it fresh. but i've been working on a new format for both Twittervlog and another site for aggregating all my work video projects, which combines Wordpress and lots of thumbnails. One solution I've come up with, which I think I'm going to go with, is having multiple columns, with a few different small embedded Blip players in them. All with different playlists. Would also work with Vimeo players, Youtube players - anything - but I like Blip's playlist guide features best. You can size them right down so they'll play right in your sidebar and make them link to a bigger version if the viewer wants. That way you can keep a Blog timeline *and* surround your videos with multiple playable thumbnails, which you can manage easily via playlists (or new Shows) at Blip. I've been playing with a 4 column Wordpress theme called Fjords. Each column has different types of videos - Just working out whether 4 is overkill! It's surely possible to give lots of choice *and* space with a regular 3 column WP theme. Rupert http://twittervlog.tv On 22-Jun-08, at 11:45 AM, Mike Moon wrote: I truly want the same look as some porno sites. I want the visitor to be bombarded with video choices. I envision wall to wall thumbnails with random or categorized tagged video entries. The main page and the individual post page would both look the same. One main post and surrounded, wall to wall, with linked thumbnails to other videos. I have a library of 500+ videos (hosted by blip.tv) and each thumbnail shows the appropriate titl in the picture. I want a visitor to see other titles that tweak their imagination to watch. So here's the details. Currently in WordPress 2.5.1 database. Using the latest v.PiP viewer (and displayer). Ideally I would like to keep the database content and all the current comments. So... is this a pipe dream? Mike http://vlog.mikemoon.net [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
Could popping the pretentious bubble that was growing on someone's forehead like a petit pois be considered an innovating and pioneering contribution to video blogging ? Or do both parties the popped as well as the popper become fish gasping for water trapped in a net of asshole behaviour ? John at total vom dot com
Re: [videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
On Mon, Jun 23, 2008 at 10:41 AM, Heath [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Did David Meade rear his head up from the gallows?!? David!!! Nothing to see here. The David Meade is a myth.
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
I think you're asking me those questions. So I'll defend my mail as a vlogging contribution. We were talking about how to make a site look like a porno site. You gave a link to a beautiful masterfully done site. It looks amazing. It is the opposite of a porno site. So I submitted a site I'd done using gif animations. The goal in this case is not to be a pioneer. The goal is to look tawdry and cheap. Using decrepit technology is the best way to achieve a porno look in my opinion. -John from totalvom.com. --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I am not sure to be understood but Who is the vlogger? You or your archives ? That you are saying now ( in the flux) or that you have made 5 years ago ? Is swimming pool by Bill Viola a vlogging work ? Is this mail a vlogging contribution ? Difficult to stay a pionner on Internet Who is a pionner now ? ( i have some names ;-) ) Nice day or night for all Loiez Loiez Deniel http://www.loiez.org [EMAIL PROTECTED] ! new cell phone : +33 06 08 31 96 98 Skype : ultimcodex M'appeler gratuitement de votre PC sur mon portable http://call.mylivio.com/loiez
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
Haha. I'm laughing at myself now (and you). I see the misunderstanding. The site is called totalassface2003.com so you thought it was from five years ago. Watch the video the joke is based on. I went undercover, posing as an internet loser (which isn't far from the truth) and asked some tough questions of my youtubin' peers. I put a dated url on my name tag. It was part of my character. Here's the video again since you clipped it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvOs9HEzZQg -john from totalvom.com --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, ractalfece [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I think you're asking me those questions. So I'll defend my mail as a vlogging contribution. We were talking about how to make a site look like a porno site. You gave a link to a beautiful masterfully done site. It looks amazing. It is the opposite of a porno site. So I submitted a site I'd done using gif animations. The goal in this case is not to be a pioneer. The goal is to look tawdry and cheap. Using decrepit technology is the best way to achieve a porno look in my opinion. -John from totalvom.com. --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, l.deniel@ l.deniel@ wrote: I am not sure to be understood but Who is the vlogger? You or your archives ? That you are saying now ( in the flux) or that you have made 5 years ago ? Is swimming pool by Bill Viola a vlogging work ? Is this mail a vlogging contribution ? Difficult to stay a pionner on Internet Who is a pionner now ? ( i have some names ;-) ) Nice day or night for all Loiez Loiez Deniel http://www.loiez.org l.deniel@ ! new cell phone : +33 06 08 31 96 98 Skype : ultimcodex M'appeler gratuitement de votre PC sur mon portable http://call.mylivio.com/loiez
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
ROFL Welcome to the Porno-Zone (cue music here). --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Brook Hinton [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: You mean you want users to be directed to your videoblog without intending to go there after innocently following an unrelated google search link, scream as fifty other windows pop up with all sorts of things they had hoped never to see, try in vain to turn down the sound when suddenly a pitch for car insurance AND a recording of someone screaming during an intimate moment begin simultaneously, watch in wonder/horror as parts of their screen get replaced by little colored boxes, hit cancel over and over as would you like to scan your computer for porn and viruses NOW message boxes pop up in an endless loop, and then panic as nothing works to shut down the computer? :-)
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
Think you need lots of animated gif's to get the true porn look... with the occasional star shape covering the main point of focus. Will research from home later... Honest honey, it's for the greater good! --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, Mike Moon [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I truly want the same look as some porno sites. I want the visitor to be bombarded with video choices. I envision wall to wall thumbnails with random or categorized tagged video entries. The main page and the individual post page would both look the same. One main post and surrounded, wall to wall, with linked thumbnails to other videos. I have a library of 500+ videos (hosted by blip.tv) and each thumbnail shows the appropriate titl in the picture. I want a visitor to see other titles that tweak their imagination to watch. So here's the details. Currently in WordPress 2.5.1 database. Using the latest v.PiP viewer (and displayer). Ideally I would like to keep the database content and all the current comments. So... is this a pipe dream? Mike http://vlog.mikemoon.net
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
Did David Meade rear his head up from the gallows?!? David!!! Heath http://batmangeek.com http://heathparks.com --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, David Meade [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Sun, Jun 22, 2008 at 8:00 PM, Brook Hinton [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: You mean you want users to be directed to your videoblog without intending to go there after innocently following an unrelated google search link, scream as fifty other windows pop up with all sorts of things they had hoped never to see, try in vain to turn down the sound when suddenly a pitch for car insurance AND a recording of someone screaming during an intimate moment begin simultaneously, watch in wonder/horror as parts of their screen get replaced by little colored boxes, hit cancel over and over as would you like to scan your computer for porn and viruses NOW message boxes pop up in an endless loop, and then panic as nothing works to shut down the computer? :-) I may be able to write a plugin to accomplish that much. :P
[videoblogging] Re: I Want My Vlog to Look Like a Porno Site
I made a crazy website using gif animations. My lil' brother drew a bunch of flipbooks. I scanned them in and put them together using the gimp. Gif's are the way to go for insanity. http://www.totalassface2003.com Enjoy. -John from totalvom.com. (P.S. It's a joke from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvOs9HEzZQg ) --- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: My friend Mikael Borras AKA Systaime made somethinglike that but using flash http://systaime.com/ Best regards Loiez Loiez Deniel http://www.loiez.org [EMAIL PROTECTED] ! new cell phone : +33 06 08 31 96 98 Skype : ultimcodex M'appeler gratuitement de votre PC sur mon portable http://call.mylivio.com/loiez
