RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Oh come on... just one more?

What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

-m





RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread Jones Beene
Let's go back to the busload of Higgs bosons ...

Sitting bull :)





-Original Message-
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint 

Oh come on... just one more?

What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

-m







Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread Harry Veeder
a mass uprising?

harry

On Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 2:08 AM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net wrote:
 Oh come on... just one more?

 What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

 -m






Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread Harry Veeder
Good one. I shared this on facebook.
Harry

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 11:39 PM, Terry Blanton hohlr...@gmail.com wrote:
 2012 and the type 13 planets:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA

 Quit looking!




RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Close!
Mass Ascention...

-Original Message-
From: Harry Veeder [mailto:hveeder...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 9:35 AM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

a mass uprising?

harry

On Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 2:08 AM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
wrote:
 Oh come on... just one more?

 What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

 -m







[Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jones Beene
To my knowledge, no one has yet to mention the oddities wrt elements 53, 53,
and 54 including the iodine gap and the infamous Te isomer @ ~125 GeV. 

More on that later...

The following comes from a gentleman who would rather not have his name
associated with dissing a large cadre of men who have access to polonium :-)

http://news.yahoo.com/y--big-story--in-search-of-a-simple-explanation-of-hig
gs-boson--aka-the-god-particle.html

 Some Insiders say...the press release is all about getting more funding
for the 5,000 researchers and two  teams, Atlas and CMS.

Is the Higgs Field is another term for the Aether which most textbooks say
is an antiquated notion that doesn't exist ? 

attachment: winmail.dat

Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in
here! shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can
you have Mass?

T



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T




RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jones Beene
No way to diss-Cern ?

-Original Message-
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint 

What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton 

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T






Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 5:15 PM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net wrote:
 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)

T



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jones Beene
Urban decay?


-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton 

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)






RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Terry won!
:-)

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 4:05 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 5:15 PM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
wrote:
 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)

T




RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Jones,
Urban decay?... well, perhaps if the bus drives around for several bosonic
half-lives!

You're great at Lawyering, and pretty sharp on Laws of physics, but in the
Laughs dept... don't quit your day-job! :-) 
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jones Beene [mailto:jone...@pacbell.net] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 4:23 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

Urban decay?


-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton 

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)







RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread OrionWorks - Steven Vincent Johnson
 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

So far, there have been three really good theories set forth.

 Mass transit?= runner up
 No way to diss-Cern  = my favorite
 Urban Decay

Come on! Mark. Reveal your data!

Regards,
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Harry Veeder
Jeopardy style

Boson Jokes for $1000

answer: mass pyschology

question: what is .?

Harry



On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 7:44 PM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net wrote:
 Jones,
 Urban decay?... well, perhaps if the bus drives around for several bosonic
 half-lives!

 You're great at Lawyering, and pretty sharp on Laws of physics, but in the
 Laughs dept... don't quit your day-job! :-)
 -m

 -Original Message-
 From: Jones Beene [mailto:jone...@pacbell.net]
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 4:23 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 Urban decay?


 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

 Mass transit?

 :-)








Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 7:59 PM, Harry Veeder hveeder...@gmail.com wrote:
 Jeopardy style

 Boson Jokes for $1000

 answer: mass pyschology

What is the treatment for the mass murder of trillions of Higgs Bosons?

T



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jojo Jaro

Mass Hysteria.



- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons



What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T







RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
No Jaro, Mass Hysteria would be two busses of Higgs Bosons about to crash
head-on into each other!  
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 5:11 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

Mass Hysteria.



- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons
 
 A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
 shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
 Mass?
 
 T
 
 





Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread David Roberson

Ancient Higgs Story.

:-)

Dave



-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro jth...@hotmail.com
To: vortex-l vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Fri, Jul 6, 2012 8:11 pm
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


Mass Hysteria.

- Original Message - 
rom: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
o: vortex-l@eskimo.com
ent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
ubject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons
 
 A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
 shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
 Mass?
 
 T
 
 




Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jojo Jaro

I disagree,  that would be Mass Casualty.

:-)


Jojo


- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:53 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons



No Jaro, Mass Hysteria would be two busses of Higgs Bosons about to crash
head-on into each other!
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com]
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 5:11 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

Mass Hysteria.



- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons



What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T











Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Harry Veeder
What do you call the coverage given to the God particle?
harry

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 8:10 PM, Jojo Jaro jth...@hotmail.com wrote:
 Mass Hysteria.



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Harry Veeder
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 8:01 PM, Terry Blanton hohlr...@gmail.com wrote:
 On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 7:59 PM, Harry Veeder hveeder...@gmail.com wrote:
 Jeopardy style

 Boson Jokes for $1000

 answer: mass pyschology

 What is the treatment for the mass murder of trillions of Higgs Bosons?

 T


hehe.
The murder was brought about by mass psychosis.

harry



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread OrionWorks - Steven Vincent Johnson
 What do you call the coverage given
 to the God particle?

 Mass Hysteria.

But this pertains only to Catholic Bosons.

Regards,
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
No, note that I said about to crash, so they are reacting to their
imminent demise...

Massive Casualty would be what remains after the collision...
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 6:31 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

I disagree,  that would be Mass Casualty.

:-)


Jojo


- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:53 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


 No Jaro, Mass Hysteria would be two busses of Higgs Bosons about to crash
 head-on into each other!
 -m

 -Original Message-
 From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com]
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 5:11 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 Mass Hysteria.



 - Original Message - 
 From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
 Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com]
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
 shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
 Mass?

 T





 



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
RE:  What do you call the coverage given to the God particle?

The obvious, but less appropriate answer is Mass Media... 

I would prefer, Mass(ive) Misinformation!
:-)

-Mark

-Original Message-
From: Harry Veeder [mailto:hveeder...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 6:32 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

What do you call the coverage given to the God particle?
harry

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 8:10 PM, Jojo Jaro jth...@hotmail.com wrote:
 Mass Hysteria.



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
2012 and the type 13 planets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA

Quit looking!



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 11:39 PM, Terry Blanton hohlr...@gmail.com wrote:
 2012 and the type 13 planets:

But there *is* hope:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfQLA0S7eJ0

T