RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Oh come on... just one more?

What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

-m





RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread Jones Beene
Let's go back to the busload of Higgs bosons ...

Sitting bull :)





-Original Message-
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint 

Oh come on... just one more?

What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

-m







Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread Harry Veeder
a mass uprising?

harry

On Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 2:08 AM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net wrote:
 Oh come on... just one more?

 What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

 -m






Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread Harry Veeder
Good one. I shared this on facebook.
Harry

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 11:39 PM, Terry Blanton hohlr...@gmail.com wrote:
 2012 and the type 13 planets:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA

 Quit looking!




RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-07 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Close!
Mass Ascention...

-Original Message-
From: Harry Veeder [mailto:hveeder...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 9:35 AM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

a mass uprising?

harry

On Sat, Jul 7, 2012 at 2:08 AM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
wrote:
 Oh come on... just one more?

 What do you call an elevator going up filled with Higgs bosons?

 -m







Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in
here! shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can
you have Mass?

T



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T




RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jones Beene
No way to diss-Cern ?

-Original Message-
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint 

What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton 

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T






Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 5:15 PM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net wrote:
 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)

T



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jones Beene
Urban decay?


-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton 

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)






RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Terry won!
:-)

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 4:05 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 5:15 PM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
wrote:
 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)

T




RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
Jones,
Urban decay?... well, perhaps if the bus drives around for several bosonic
half-lives!

You're great at Lawyering, and pretty sharp on Laws of physics, but in the
Laughs dept... don't quit your day-job! :-) 
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jones Beene [mailto:jone...@pacbell.net] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 4:23 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

Urban decay?


-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton 

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

Mass transit?

:-)







RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread OrionWorks - Steven Vincent Johnson
 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

So far, there have been three really good theories set forth.

 Mass transit?= runner up
 No way to diss-Cern  = my favorite
 Urban Decay

Come on! Mark. Reveal your data!

Regards,
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Harry Veeder
Jeopardy style

Boson Jokes for $1000

answer: mass pyschology

question: what is .?

Harry



On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 7:44 PM, MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net wrote:
 Jones,
 Urban decay?... well, perhaps if the bus drives around for several bosonic
 half-lives!

 You're great at Lawyering, and pretty sharp on Laws of physics, but in the
 Laughs dept... don't quit your day-job! :-)
 -m

 -Original Message-
 From: Jones Beene [mailto:jone...@pacbell.net]
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 4:23 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 Urban decay?


 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

 Mass transit?

 :-)








Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 7:59 PM, Harry Veeder hveeder...@gmail.com wrote:
 Jeopardy style

 Boson Jokes for $1000

 answer: mass pyschology

What is the treatment for the mass murder of trillions of Higgs Bosons?

T



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jojo Jaro

Mass Hysteria.



- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons



What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T







RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
No Jaro, Mass Hysteria would be two busses of Higgs Bosons about to crash
head-on into each other!  
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 5:11 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

Mass Hysteria.



- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons
 
 A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
 shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
 Mass?
 
 T
 
 





Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread David Roberson

Ancient Higgs Story.

:-)

Dave



-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro jth...@hotmail.com
To: vortex-l vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Fri, Jul 6, 2012 8:11 pm
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


Mass Hysteria.

- Original Message - 
rom: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
o: vortex-l@eskimo.com
ent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
ubject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com] 
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons
 
 A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
 shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
 Mass?
 
 T
 
 




Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Jojo Jaro

I disagree,  that would be Mass Casualty.

:-)


Jojo


- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:53 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons



No Jaro, Mass Hysteria would be two busses of Higgs Bosons about to crash
head-on into each other!
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com]
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 5:11 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

Mass Hysteria.



- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net

To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons



What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

-Original Message-
From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
Mass?

T











Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Harry Veeder
What do you call the coverage given to the God particle?
harry

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 8:10 PM, Jojo Jaro jth...@hotmail.com wrote:
 Mass Hysteria.



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Harry Veeder
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 8:01 PM, Terry Blanton hohlr...@gmail.com wrote:
 On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 7:59 PM, Harry Veeder hveeder...@gmail.com wrote:
 Jeopardy style

 Boson Jokes for $1000

 answer: mass pyschology

 What is the treatment for the mass murder of trillions of Higgs Bosons?

 T


hehe.
The murder was brought about by mass psychosis.

harry



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread OrionWorks - Steven Vincent Johnson
 What do you call the coverage given
 to the God particle?

 Mass Hysteria.

But this pertains only to Catholic Bosons.

Regards,
Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com
www.zazzle.com/orionworks



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
No, note that I said about to crash, so they are reacting to their
imminent demise...

Massive Casualty would be what remains after the collision...
-m

-Original Message-
From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 6:31 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

I disagree,  that would be Mass Casualty.

:-)


Jojo


- Original Message - 
From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:53 AM
Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


 No Jaro, Mass Hysteria would be two busses of Higgs Bosons about to crash
 head-on into each other!
 -m

 -Original Message-
 From: Jojo Jaro [mailto:jth...@hotmail.com]
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 5:11 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 Mass Hysteria.



 - Original Message - 
 From: MarkI-ZeroPoint zeropo...@charter.net
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2012 5:15 AM
 Subject: RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons


 What do you call a bus full of Higgs Bosons?

 -Original Message-
 From: Terry Blanton [mailto:hohlr...@gmail.com]
 Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 1:57 PM
 To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
 Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

 A Higgs boson walks into a church. We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!
 shouts the priest. Says the particle: But without me, how can you have
 Mass?

 T





 



RE: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread MarkI-ZeroPoint
RE:  What do you call the coverage given to the God particle?

The obvious, but less appropriate answer is Mass Media... 

I would prefer, Mass(ive) Misinformation!
:-)

-Mark

-Original Message-
From: Harry Veeder [mailto:hveeder...@gmail.com] 
Sent: Friday, July 06, 2012 6:32 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

What do you call the coverage given to the God particle?
harry

On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 8:10 PM, Jojo Jaro jth...@hotmail.com wrote:
 Mass Hysteria.



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
2012 and the type 13 planets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA

Quit looking!



Re: [Vo]:Bosons and Bogons

2012-07-06 Thread Terry Blanton
On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 11:39 PM, Terry Blanton hohlr...@gmail.com wrote:
 2012 and the type 13 planets:

But there *is* hope:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfQLA0S7eJ0

T