Re: [Vo]:How to Build a UFO

2009-07-26 Thread Terry Blanton
Speaking of UFOs on a slow Sunday, this guy has a very interesting
interpretation of the lyrics to "Hotel California":

http://www.inthe70s.com/generated/lyricsmeaning.shtml

The Eagles's "Hotel California" Although I think many of you have hit
upon some very interesting ideas about the lyrics here (and
justifiable ones at that -- especially the "in limbo" entries, as that
is my 2nd choice regarding the meaning), nobody as yet has suggested
that the song is about an alien abduction (yes, I believe in UFOs). [*
Note well - the aliens' UFO/planet/people have apparently recreated
the look of earth and earthlings to gain confidence and complicity by
the abductees.] Here are arguments regarding my theory.

1) First off, the very opening lines certainly point to an abduction
-- "On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair; Warm smell of
colitas rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw a
shimmering light -- My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim; I had
to stop for the night." Dissecting these lines, we find the following:

2) 'On a dark desert highway' = aliens nearly always take and perform
their experiments at night, and pick remote areas to do so.

3) 'UP' (ahead...) suggests he saw something 'ABOVE' another thing
(his car)-- i.e., in this case, the "something" being the spacecraft.

4) smell of colitas = some abductees report a strange odor emanating
from the aliens or in the craft itself (possibly a formaldehyde-like
substance??).

5) 'I saw a shimmering light' = well, we all know by now that them
thar extraterrestrials like to flash their lights when flying/landing.

6) '...head grew heavy...sight grew dim...' = a hypnotic trance that
aliens subject humans to, so that they do not resist abduction. Now on
to the rest of the song - the alien mentions are more implicit than
explicit, yet there are still clues:

7) 'There she stood in the doorway...this could be Heaven or this
could be Hell...And she showed me the way; There were voices down the
corridor - I thought I heard them say Welcome ...such a lovely place.'
= The 'she' in the lines above can be looked upon as the (remember, in
human guise) leader of the abductees in their doomed exile, like the
farmer leading lambs to the slaughter (illustrated in the fact that
"you can never leave").

8) The extraterrestrial's realm will soon take control now, as the
humans are brainwashed, repeating, like a mantra: Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face.

9) 'And still those voices are calling from far away; Wake you up in
the middle of the night' = as in a dream /abductions occur at night
and many victims say they thought it was only a nightmare.

10) This next segment, '...her mind is... (through)...Some dance to
forget’ = is the narrator being lead on/enticed by the woman at the
doorway, to comfort him before any predictably sinister goings on
befall him.

11) 'bring your alibis' = hard to come by any witnesses to abductions
– since there were nine for the narrator, despair may be setting in.

12)'Welcome to the Hotel California...Were all just prisoners here' =
welcome to a prison-like existence where there is no leaving.

13) 'They gathered for the feast; they stab it with their steely
knives, but they just can't kill the beast. Last thing I remember I
was running for the door' = These lines are highly indicative of alien
experiments, and this newcomer (not yet brainwashed) is still
desperate to survive --> the beast /and/ to leave --> running for the
door.

14) 'We are programmed to receive' = 'programmed' suggests something
non-human. Hence, an alien. "You can check out any time you like But
you can never leave." = 'Check out' represents a mental suppression of
the abduction, yet the abductee's memory will 'never leave.'

 ~~~ Well folks, that's my interpretation (with limbo as close runner-up.) ~~

AJH, Aug. 2006




On Sun, Jul 26, 2009 at 3:41 PM, Terry Blanton wrote:
> http://www.ufohowto.com/
>
> I had no idea it was so easy.  No wonder they seem to be ubiquitous.
>
> Terry
>
>



Re: [Vo]:How to Build a UFO

2009-07-26 Thread Horace Heffner


On Jul 26, 2009, at 12:41 PM, Terry Blanton wrote:


http://www.ufohowto.com/

I had no idea it was so easy.  No wonder they seem to be ubiquitous.

Terry


The number of the them made here is limited only by one's imagination!

The author doesn't give the rest of the world's population much  
credit for imagination:
"Large voltages of electricity pulsed into the proper receiver  
materials cause movement on a scale previously unimagined."


Best regards,

Horace Heffner
http://www.mtaonline.net/~hheffner/






RE: [Vo]:How to Build a UFO

2009-07-26 Thread Frank
No! its temporal lensing which is why you can only see them near high
voltage towers :_)

-Original Message-
From: Horace Heffner [mailto:hheff...@mtaonline.net] 
Sent: Sunday, July 26, 2009 7:01 PM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:How to Build a UFO


On Jul 26, 2009, at 12:41 PM, Terry Blanton wrote:

> http://www.ufohowto.com/
>
> I had no idea it was so easy.  No wonder they seem to be ubiquitous.
>
> Terry

The number of the them made here is limited only by one's imagination!

The author doesn't give the rest of the world's population much  
credit for imagination:
"Large voltages of electricity pulsed into the proper receiver  
materials cause movement on a scale previously unimagined."

Best regards,

Horace Heffner
http://www.mtaonline.net/~hheffner/






Re: [Vo]:How to Build a UFO

2009-07-27 Thread Stephen A. Lawrence


Terry Blanton wrote:
> Speaking of UFOs on a slow Sunday, this guy has a very interesting
> interpretation of the lyrics to "Hotel California":
> 
> http://www.inthe70s.com/generated/lyricsmeaning.shtml
> 
> The Eagles's "Hotel California" Although I think many of you have hit
> upon some very interesting ideas about the lyrics here (and
> justifiable ones at that -- especially the "in limbo" entries, as that
> is my 2nd choice regarding the meaning), nobody as yet has suggested
> that the song is about an alien abduction (yes, I believe in UFOs). [*
> Note well - the aliens' UFO/planet/people have apparently recreated
> the look of earth and earthlings to gain confidence and complicity by
> the abductees.] Here are arguments regarding my theory.
> 
> 1) First off, the very opening lines certainly point to an abduction
> -- "On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair; Warm smell of
> colitas rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw a
> shimmering light -- My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim; I had
> to stop for the night." Dissecting these lines, we find the following:
> 
> 2) 'On a dark desert highway' = aliens nearly always take and perform
> their experiments at night, and pick remote areas to do so.
> 
> 3) 'UP' (ahead...) suggests he saw something 'ABOVE' another thing
> (his car)-- i.e., in this case, the "something" being the spacecraft.
> 
> 4) smell of colitas = some abductees report a strange odor emanating
> from the aliens or in the craft itself (possibly a formaldehyde-like
> substance??).

Nah, all wrong.  It's actually all a big mondegreen.  Here's the
straight skinny, taken straight off a web page so you know it's got to
be true:

"There was this fireworks factory just three blocks from the Hotel
California . . . and it blew up! Big tragedy. One of the workers was
named Wurn Snell and he was from the town of Colitas in Greece. One of
the workers who escaped the explosion talked to another guy . . . I
think it was probably Don Henley . . . and Don asked what the guy saw.
The worker said, "Wurn Snell of Colitas . . . rising up through the air."



RE: [Vo]:How to Build a UFO

2009-07-27 Thread Mark Iverson
LOL!!!  That was hilarious! Thx Stephen...

-Mark


-Original Message-
From: Stephen A. Lawrence [mailto:sa...@pobox.com] 
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 8:05 AM
To: vortex-l@eskimo.com
Subject: Re: [Vo]:How to Build a UFO



Terry Blanton wrote:
> Speaking of UFOs on a slow Sunday, this guy has a very interesting 
> interpretation of the lyrics to "Hotel California":
> 
> http://www.inthe70s.com/generated/lyricsmeaning.shtml
> 
> The Eagles's "Hotel California" Although I think many of you have hit 
> upon some very interesting ideas about the lyrics here (and 
> justifiable ones at that -- especially the "in limbo" entries, as that 
> is my 2nd choice regarding the meaning), nobody as yet has suggested 
> that the song is about an alien abduction (yes, I believe in UFOs). [* 
> Note well - the aliens' UFO/planet/people have apparently recreated 
> the look of earth and earthlings to gain confidence and complicity by 
> the abductees.] Here are arguments regarding my theory.
> 
> 1) First off, the very opening lines certainly point to an abduction
> -- "On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair; Warm smell of 
> colitas rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw a 
> shimmering light -- My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim; I had 
> to stop for the night." Dissecting these lines, we find the following:
> 
> 2) 'On a dark desert highway' = aliens nearly always take and perform 
> their experiments at night, and pick remote areas to do so.
> 
> 3) 'UP' (ahead...) suggests he saw something 'ABOVE' another thing 
> (his car)-- i.e., in this case, the "something" being the spacecraft.
> 
> 4) smell of colitas = some abductees report a strange odor emanating 
> from the aliens or in the craft itself (possibly a formaldehyde-like 
> substance??).

Nah, all wrong.  It's actually all a big mondegreen.  Here's the straight 
skinny, taken straight off
a web page so you know it's got to be true:

"There was this fireworks factory just three blocks from the Hotel California . 
. . and it blew up!
Big tragedy. One of the workers was named Wurn Snell and he was from the town 
of Colitas in Greece.
One of the workers who escaped the explosion talked to another guy . . . I 
think it was probably Don
Henley . . . and Don asked what the guy saw.
The worker said, "Wurn Snell of Colitas . . . rising up through the air."

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