Quote of the Day
Hey Allan, Thanks so much for the quote of the day, as I read each line, I could hear our dear Andy and Barney saying them. You brightened my day and I thank you kindly! Anita Carpenter One of Cincinnati's Biggest TAGS Fans!!! ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Bloopers
TAGS fans, Spotted two bloopers from season one today. In "Opie's Charity", when Andy opens the door for Annabelle Silby, he's wearing a catcher's mitt on his left hand, but when he goes through the door it has disappeared. And then, in "Mayberry on Record" Ellie fixes a Sunday for Andy, then he slides it over to Opie and not only has the dish gotten bigger, there's way more whipped cream and less chocolate sauce. Maybe it was on purpose, like the way Karen Allen's clothes stay clean in the new "Indiana Jones" no matter what she goes through (which was an homage to the women in the old serials, who could go through anything and still look perfect). We need to ask Barney what syndrome this is. Sam www.tuttles.net the 'net's best comic strip ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Floyd the barber
I am responding to the arcticle in the wbmutbb about if Floyd was funnier before his stroke or after??? I think he was funny all the time. He was a great actor, I think he was really funny when the manicurist came to town and wanted to put up a table and do manicures at Floyds barber shop. Anyway I read George Lindseys book (Goober in a nut shell) and he talked about Howard Mcnear, they were friends and that Howard was a great actor and that when he would have a scene all the cast would stand around and watch. The cast would stay around after their scenes were done just to watch Howard perform. George said no one did that for any one else. Just Howard. He said he was worth watching and so funny. George also said that Howard got frustrated some times when he couldnt get the words out and the cast was really patient with him and worked with him. They sound like they were a great family unit!!! That is why we all still love them so much today!!! ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Ed Sawyer
Wow - this is big! Guess what? I know what happened to Ed Sawyer! This guy came in the office today, and his name was Ed Sawyer! He works for the highway department here in SC. It was all I could do to keep from saying "You believe people will go to the moon someday? - Boy, you already there!" Anyway, it appears the gas station business wasn't for Ed, so he went into the government business Brad "Neil Bentley" Cunningham "My card, in case you ever need my services..." **Get fantasy football with free live scoring. Sign up for FanHouse Fantasy Football today. (http://www.fanhouse.com/fantasyaffair?ncid=aolspr000520) ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: New Uses for Carp
>Have you heard about the latest trend in pedicures? Spas in the Washington, DC area have been soaking customer's feet in a pool of warm water and baby carp who in turn nibble away at the calluses and dead skin. Carp may be an awful nuisance in the local fishing hole but now they can be a money-making opportunity for an ambitious entrepreneur. As for me, I will stick to foot powder and Epsom salts! Hmmm. I musta been doin' it all wrong. I was using pikes. Don Good (who's killed many a carp) ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
New Uses for Carp
Have you heard about the latest trend in pedicures? Spas in the Washington, DC area have been soaking customer's feet in a pool of warm water and baby carp who in turn nibble away at the calluses and dead skin. Carp may be an awful nuisance in the local fishing hole but now they can be a money-making opportunity for an ambitious entrepreneur. As for me, I will stick to foot powder and Epsom salts! Chris Armstrong Ringgold, GA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Quote of the Day
-- BARNEY:You know, a few years back a similar thing happened to me. ANDY: Yeah? BARN: Maybe I never told you about it. The girls name was Halcyon Loretta Winslow. ANDY: Pretty name. BARN: Ugliest girl you ever saw in your life. What happened was her father got it in his head that I should marry Halcyon. You know, he saw my picture in the paper. You remember when I won that church raffle--four free haircuts? ANDY: Oh, yeah. Picture's all over the front page. BARN: You know how that affects people. The go crazy. Right away, he saw civil servant, security. Right? Then he saw unmarried, and at the time I was only three-oh. ANDY: Thirty. BARN: Right. He saw in me an untapped source of lifetime happiness for his ugly daughter. So, needless to say they got my phone number from the barber and the rest is history ANDY: I don't believe I ever heard of it. BARN: You didn't? Well I'll tell ya', it's like a tale outta two cities. First, I only saw the old man for about a week. He made me a tempting offer: third interest in a prune-pitting operation. ANDY: There's a lot of money in that. BARN: Well, you gotta like it. Full use of the company car, an interest in the family home, and a beautiful hillside plot in the Mt. Pilot cemetery. ANDY: That burial plot alone is worth a fortune. BARN: You know me. When opportunity knocks, ol' Barn's got to at least take a peek and see if there's anybody on the stoop. Anyway, the old man made a date for all of us to meet down at Klein's Coffeehouse for American cheese and garni. ANDY: Yeah. You finally met her, huh? BARN: Oh boy. ANDY: Not to pretty? BARN: Beasto maristo. I'll tell ya', that cheese sandwich stuck right there for about three days. ANDY: How'd you finally get off the hook? BARN: Well, first of all, I paid for my own cheese sandwich. ANDY: Wipe out any obligations. BARN: Right. Then I took the old man to one side and I told him straight out, N-O, a flat no dice...But he kept after me, letters phone calls, driving that company car by all shiny and new. But I held my ground. Pretty soon he got the idea, and that was the end of it. ANDY: Whatever happened to Halcyon? BARN: Well, you know she went east to one of them schools where they trim you down, clear your skin, make you walk around with a book on your head. ANDY: Don't tell me she turned out to be beautiful? BARN: No. She's still ugly, single, and pitting prunes. -- ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
