RE: TAGS Quotes

2014-08-22 Thread Harriet Browder
I've posted this before so it's for you newcomers.
 
Here's my favorite quotes (thanks to Paul, the truly, definitive, master of 
TAGS knowledge - Paul, I think this is the version you help edit).


Harriet, the chicken thief, hiding out in Kelsey's Woods, USA



Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for the teeth..That's an old
wives taleJohnny Paul ain't married. 
 
  
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Favorite Funny Lines

2014-08-22 Thread mike
Hi Gang,

I too have posted this before, but for the newbees, I feel the funniest
exchange is in the barber shop during the Mannicurist episode.  The men are
standing around watching Ellen put nail polish on a run in her hosiery.  The
exchange is between Barney and one of the men who runs a store.

MAN:  been thinking of running a sale..
BARNEY:  what are ya going to put on sale?
MAN:  Legs!!
BARNEY:  That's always a good household item

Mike Peacock


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