TAGS quotes
> ...list of sayings and dialogue from TAGS... Hey to Joe. The quality of mercy is not strained. LOL I should have added "who said it" but I got too far into it before I thought of that. I wish the cyber ghosts wouldn't change quotation marks for question marks. Who do they think they are? I do want to give a nod to Paul Mulik, that prince of a fella, who help edit the list for me. A prince, that's what he is. Harriet, the chicken thief ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.wbmutbb.com/
TAGS Quotes
Gee Harriet, I think you've named them all except for one that always makes me laugh: I am a duly authorized officer of the law. I OUGHT to be able to arrest somebody! Cheryl Marietta, GA Who just loves to take a little mulberry squeezins' from time to time. For medicinal purposes only. Sent from Cheryl's iPhone ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: TAGS Quotes
Well, it would help if I added the quotes, right? My favorites “Next time I go tiger huntin', I'm gonna take my tweezers.” “And here, a whole town is standing still, cause two old women’s feet fall asleep.” “I wonder what causes that?” “I got a hobby…….drinking!” “Where did you gt the liquor?” If I’d aseen you acoming I’d aknowd what I'd do, I'd a -rizzed both arms and I'd awoved at you. “The cage sure looks awful empty, don’t it Pa?” “It sure does, son. But don’t the trees seem nice and full?” Boy, you fall down a well and you're wet! Those who chart the course of world events, shall forever remain nameless.” You civilians just don't know how to think on your feet. Man gets his best suit spotted and pressed, spends two hours polishing his hat, and for what? Heartaches! “Its definitely no fun when that iron door clangs shut on ya.” I'm not standing in no stag line with Old Mister Perkins and a bunch of slumped-over teenaged boys! “Take a shot at him, sheriff. You got a legal right.” Better known as big Maude Tyler, Clarisse Tyler, Maude Clarisse Tyler, Annabelle Tyler, and Ralph Henderson. “How can a person pay his debt to society with all this yapping going on?” “I don’t know where you younguns get your new fangled ideas.” “Well, then, can I tell you about the bugs?” “ And quit rubbing Opie’s head.” Winkum, bynkum, nodamus rex. Protect us all from the man with the hex. Got time to breathe, got time for music. “He’d kill ya.” Don't that just clutch ya? “He’s a pestilence, and a pestilence will find you. You just wait.” “Stop that boy, you want your face to freeze that a-way?” “I can’t take four dogs home. My wife just barely lets me in the house.” Well, Bucket Mouth, do you know anybody that wants to buy a cannon? “I can take some manners and I can take some cleaning up, and I can take a bossy mouth, but I ain’t about to be beat to death with no spoon.” “Most every book on child rearin' is in favor of bud nippin'!” “You go read any book you want on the subject of child-rearin', and you'll find that every one of 'em is in favor of bud-nippin'” “Says here, Sheriff, Sheriff, it’s time, it’s time.” Daylight's precious when you’re a youngin'. “Gilly, you don't run a car fast all the time, you drive her slow ever now and then.” “SPEED,SPEED,SPEED, that's all you ever think about!” Watch your foot, I'm gonna rock forward. “Two and two make four.” “There’s my darling person.” “Tall, dark, and a door prize.” “Slack off! Slack off!” “You’re beginning to get to me.” “I lit into him like a windmill in a tornado.” “You’re my youngun, and I love you more than anything or anybody in this world. And nothing or nobody is going to ever change that.” “A little slower, please.” “And quit hollering at yourself in that looking glass.” “See what a mess you got me in, Blackie?” “Here at the rock……” Well, she’s gonna need Plugs, Points, Bearin’s, Valves, Rings, Starter Switch, Ignition Wires, Water Pump, Fuel Pump, Oil Pump, Clutch, Clutch Bearin’s, Clutch Plates, Brake Linin’, Brake Shoes, Brake Drums, Radiator Hose an’ Radiator Hose Couplin’. An’ I’d give ’er a good wash, too. According to you, the Lord made two sexes--men and blabbermouths. That was well put, Aunt Bee. Well put. “Well, Wynken will tell Blynken, Blynken will tell Nod, Nod will tell Barney, and Barney will tell you.” “Just like Fifi, the upstairs maid.” Opie, stockin's is somethin' a lady WEARS! “Aunt Bee, where you keep the soka craders?” “Ahhh, blood brothers!” “I’ll send your regrets to the secretary of the Navy.” I guess that makes you sheriff now. “She sure does kick up a fuss, don’t she?” “Don’t give him my Mr. Cookie Bar, that’s for later on, when I get my sinking spell.” “A slender, high spirited person needs his sugar pick me up, late in the day.” ”I don’t drive on the left anymore. Course I don’t drive on the right but I’m half way there.” “Aren’t you kind. Aren’t you kind.” “Dogs, nothin' but dogs. Andy, if you flew a quail through this room, every woman in it would point.” “Now, I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat.” “I just seen Jeff Pruitt standing on the corner picking up girls.” During our lifetime we travel many roads... “First thing we do is cut our wrists with a knife.” “Just jump in where you can and hang on.” “Just a bed and a bible.” “Thought about killin him, kinda hated to go that far.” “I can't stand crowded ball rooms.” Suck in that gut. Opie, ask Barney again why he wants to go to the duck pond. “You got a uvula, I got a uvula, all God’s chill'en got a uvula!” Sometimes in the mornin', I look down at my eggs, and I see your face right there in them. “Cause like I said, you’re the cats.” “Some of us got it, and some of us ain’t.” “One thing about gypsies though, they’re
Re: TAGS Quotes (WBMUTBB Digest, Vol 15, Issue 250)
Thanks, Harriet, for a transcript of the 249 episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. Gary A. Johnson Chicken Thieves What-not Chapter Lubbock (near Kelsey's woods), TX 2. RE: TAGS Quotes (Harriet Browder) Message: 2 Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 08:26:05 -0400 From: Harriet Browder h_brow...@hotmail.com To: wbmutbb wbmutbb@wbmutbb.com Subject: RE: TAGS Quotes Message-ID: bay179-w58fe36135ad16af2b968f283...@phx.gbl Well, it would help if I added the quotes, right? My favorites ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: TAGS Quotes
I've posted this before so it's for you newcomers. Here's my favorite quotes (thanks to Paul, the truly, definitive, master of TAGS knowledge - Paul, I think this is the version you help edit). Harriet, the chicken thief, hiding out in Kelsey's Woods, USA Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for the teeth..That's an old wives taleJohnny Paul ain't married. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
TAGS Quotes in Everyday Life
My sister and I have two TAGS quotes we use frequently in conversation. Anytime either of us is facing a task or chore we are dreading, the other one will say , Get down there with them spiders and...(whatever the chore is) When one of us says something unusually insightful, we follow it with, I learned that from my Latin teacher in Barber College! If my son is visiting and I ask him to get me something while he's up, he will usually respond in Aunt Bee's tipsy voice, I'm going that way anyway! Sometimes I will ask my son if he needs some money and he always says, If it's charity, I want no part of it as I aim to hang on to my position in society! (Of course after we have a laugh - he DOES take the money) I'm sure there are more, but my bucket just doesn't work as fast as it used to! Maybe I'll pour some Starbucks in it and try again! Peggy ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
TAGS Quotes and Mayberry people names
I did not see one of my favorites Hey Bee, You know how that bucket can slip occaionally, especially if it's been on someone else's head first.just add to the list as you see fit and one day you too can be quoted in Barney's Book of The Month Learning Club. And speaking of coincidences like Opie's troup number 44 and the raffle number 44 - I've often wondered why there are so many people with the same names. In a small town like Mayberry you'd assume you might run into more than one Mary (as in the two nurses - one with a last name, one without) but the stranger names are what throws me off: i.e. Malcolm (Tucker and Merriweather) and Juanita (Beasley and Pike). Just how many Malcolms and Juanitas can there be in one town? There was Nate Pike (Opie's philosophy friend we never see) and Mayor Pike. What about the Romonas (Romona/Romeena Wiley - was she related to Mrs. Wiley?) and Romona (without the tears that bespeak the heartache) at the Reunion? There was also Ellen Brown and Dave Browne (I know - with an E), there was Grisby and Frisby (close but very similar), Karen (Opie's girl friend) and Karen (Thelma Lou's cousin), Andy's uncle Ollie and his cousin Ollie (Oliver Gossage). How about others? These things are just sitting and congitating under my bucket. For those of you looking for Mayberry business names - Jim Clark's book The Andy Griffith Show has a great Phone Directory of people and businesses. Has anyone mentioned Jack's Bar and Grill as seen in Ernest T. joins the Army episode when Barney breaks the glass pane for the courthouse? A bar in a dry town! Wonder what causes that. Harriet, the chicken thief, who stays in the house too much ..Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for your teeth...That's an old wives taleJohnny Paul ain't married _ Hotmail has tools for the New Busy. Search, chat and e-mail from your inbox. http://www.windowslive.com/campaign/thenewbusy?ocid=PID28326::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:WM_HMP:042010_1 ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
TAGS quotes
To Kind Behind the Eyes, Me, too, what you said. I have a wife and three children (all adults now), and only my oldest son, also a TAGS fan, knows what I'm talking about when I drop a TAGS quote into a conversation. He always replies with the appropriate comeback, but the others just stare at me or roll their eyes. What do they know. Frank over at the diner ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
