Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa citajte opet

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Dragana Novakovic


--- Robert Osswald [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 On 9/30/05, Dragana Novakovic
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being
 labelled
  as gay
 
 Ovde mi nesto nikad nije stimovalo, otkad sam ovo
 video prvi put... A
 to je da powerashi uglavnom ne labeluju jedni druge
 kao gay, nego ih
 svi drugi tako labeluju :-)
 
 Inache, kad se vec recikliramo, dal ima neko da
 nema/zanima ga da se
 rekapitulira znanje na temu:
 101 rules of Black Metal (jedna i jedina!)
 101 rules of Progressive Metal
 101 rules of Nu Metal
 101 rules of HardCore
 Rap vs Black Metal (ovo mi je najbolje)
 
 Zvuci nice, ja imam samo prva 3 teksta...
 
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Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa citajte opet

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Dragana Novakovic


--- Robert Osswald [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 On 9/30/05, Dragana Novakovic
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being
 labelled
  as gay
 
 Ovde mi nesto nikad nije stimovalo, otkad sam ovo
 video prvi put... A
 to je da powerashi uglavnom ne labeluju jedni druge
 kao gay, nego ih
 svi drugi tako labeluju :-)
 
Pa da, tekst je o tome da kako ako si powerash
izbegnes da te ostali metalci prozivaju da si gay (sto
u tom slucaju jesi) a ne drugi powerashi (koji su
takodje gay)... 
Mislim da si pogresno protumacio recenicu ;-)

 Inache, kad se vec recikliramo, dal ima neko da
 nema/zanima ga da se
 rekapitulira znanje na temu:
 101 rules of Black Metal (jedna i jedina!)
 101 rules of Progressive Metal
 101 rules of Nu Metal
 101 rules of HardCore
 Rap vs Black Metal (ovo mi je najbolje)
 
 
 
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Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesnopa citajte opet

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Milos Sebalj
101 rules of black metal je zakon! Josh bolje su slichnosti i razlike black
i rap metala!

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Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesnopa
citajte opet


  [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa citajte
opet

 Pishe se preTpostavljam.
 Jednachenje suglasnika po zvuchnosti...

 BTW, nema tu salameta bez 101 rules of Black Metal

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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Milos Sebalj
Shta je to tako chudno? Slusham ja sve! Da ne nabrajam sada shta sve ja
slusham (vecc sam mnogo puta isprozivan na tu temu), bash bih volija to
chut!

- Original Message -
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Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 23:49
Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth




 --- Milos Sebalj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

  Sounds interesting! Gde ja to da nadjem?
  MILOSE?!?!?!? Psenicni gothic?!?!!?
 Ali ako te bas zanima taka neka nakaradnost, moji
 ortaci su iz smora i zezanja krenuli da prave agrogoth
 band pa cu ti poslati neke njihove numere kada budu
 gotove...
  - Original Message -
  From: Robert Osswald [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: YUmetal@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 18:40
  Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth
 
 
   On 9/29/05, Milos Sebalj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
I don't get this!
  
   Seljacka buna - ortaci koji pevaju o ... metalu,
  selu, goticarkama i
   agrokulturi...
  
   
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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Milos Sebalj
Znam, i ja isto!

- Original Message -
From: Dragana Novakovic [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: YUmetal@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 23:52
Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth


 Ja bih volela da mogu da procitam te tekstove, opet
 sam dobila gomilu slova dj u stihovima

 --- Mateja Sakovic [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 
 
   Eve jos dva texta preuzeta sa
  www.seljackabuna.co.sr
 
 
  Õåâè Ìåòàë ¼å òî!
 
  Èç ïàêëà ÷ó¼ó ñå òðóáå
  ïîçèâà¼ó íàñ íà áî¼,
  Ðàòíèöè íàäó íå ãóáå
  Ѽà¼è ñå àâîsè áðî¼!
 
  Ñâè âè ðàòíèöè õðàáðè
  Ìåòàë íàì äîíîñè ñïàñ,
  Äèæåìî ìà÷åâå âèñîêî è
  âðèøòèìî íà ñàâ ãëàñ!
 
  ðåô:
  Ïèâî ïè¼åìî,
  Æåíå áè¼åìî,
  ×åëèê ëè¼åìî,
  Õåâè ìåòàë ¼å òî!
 
  Ñåëà õàðàìî,
  Ðèáå êàðàìî,
  Ìíîãî ñìàðàìî,
  Õåâè ìåòàë ¼å òî!
 
  Êîñà, âåòàð, îãào,
  âàòðà, ïàêàî è ìà÷,
  âèäåâøè îçíàêå ñòðàøíå
  äóøìàíè áðèçíó ó ïëà÷!
 
  Áó¼èöà ãëóïîñòè òå÷å
  ¼åð ìè ñìî ðîåíè çëè
  øàsåìî ïîðóêó äåöè
  áóäèòå êàî è ìè!
 
  ðåô.
 
  Íè¼å õòåëà...
 
  Èì'î ñàì ¼åäíó äåâî¼êó ìëàäó
  Áèëà ¼å ëåïà è ïàìåòíà
  Íè¼å ¼î¼ áèëî ðàâíå ó ãðàäó
  Àë' ¼å ¼åäíó ìàíó... èìàëà
 
  Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
  Íè¼å õòåëà íèêàäà
  Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
  Íè¼å õòåëà...
 
  Ðåê'î ñàì: Îêå¼, òî ¼å ó ðåäó
  Èïàê ¼å ìàëà íåçðåëà,
  Âàäèëà ñå íà êåâó, ñåñòðó è äåäó
  è êàêî ó ñåáå íè¼å ñèãóðíà.
 
  Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
  Íè¼å õòåëà íèêàäà
  £à ñàì áèî ñòðïsèâ è ñìåðàí
  Àëè îíà ¼å êó÷êà... ôðèãèäíà.
 
  Òàêî ñó òåêëè äàíè è äàíè,
  ÷èíèëè ñó ñå ê'î ãîäèíà
  Ðåêîõ äà âèøå íå ìîãó äà ÷åêàì
  Òå ¼å îíà òàäà... îòèøëà
 
  Íè¼å õòåëà...
 
 
 
 
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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Milos Sebalj
Hehe, funny! :-)

- Original Message -
From: Robert Osswald [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 02:44
Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth


 A i ovo je zanimljivo (neki 'rvati) :
 Cidokorth - Vocals
 Lemmonaz - Guitar
 Ureaal - Guitar
 Motikiiiz - Bass
 Onionhammer - Drums


 Traktoroth - The Story
 Jedne mračne noći tri crne duše(Ureaal , Lemmonaz i Cidokorth)su se
skupile da ostvare svoje mračne aspiracije i napokonodaju počast
preuzvišenom trojstvu : kupusu , poriluku i hrenovci.Svoju inspiraciju ,
puni nade i iščekivanja , pretočili su u prvoremek djelo agro blackmetala :
pure fucking poljoprivreda . Ime za ovo uništavajuće tezloćudno
stvorenjepostat će stijeg u srcima svih agro hordi i zvat će se TRAKTOROTH .
Ividješe oni da jedobro. Nakon početnog uspijeha (kultna tiraža 6.) te
povoljnih kritikaiz same jezgre agro divizijakrenulo se sa radovima na
melioraciji drugog paklenog dema. ovaj putza naziv je uzetozastupljeno ime
iz agro mitologije : Divizija Ferguson.Dodavši na to ime svojeg pokreta ;
nastao je Fergusson Division Traktoroth.došlo je i vrijeme za promjene u
kadrovskom odjelu , i primljena jejoš jedna mračnakreatura Motikiiz na
bassu.Iako se potonji zasad ne pojavljuje naglazbenim dijelovima ,on je
velika prinova te vrijedan član našeg kulta.
 iako je bilo onih koji su velikoj agro filozofiji proricali loše
dane,horde su se množile i razmnožavale ša je i ime TRAKTOROTH postajalosve
rasprostranjenijete je zauzelo svoje vijekovno mijesto na čelu agro black
metala.
 novo ostvarenje se očekuje krajem godine blitve (2005) i nosi nazivBATTLE
ROTKVICA.
 Za sve informacije o TRAKTOROTHU i članovima benda (Izdanja , Svirke
imasovno orgijanjete obrađivanje nasada u sklopu seoskog turizma) javite se
motikiizu(pročelniku odjela za odnose s javnošću pri hladnjača d.o.o.) na
našem forumu

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Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa citajte opet

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Milos Sebalj
Salji sve! Da ih imam na oqpu! Na raznim diskovima su mi! Salji i Power ako
imash u nekom notepad fileu!

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From: Robert Osswald [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 02:51
Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa
citajte opet


 On 9/30/05, Dragana Novakovic [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labelled
  as gay

 Ovde mi nesto nikad nije stimovalo, otkad sam ovo video prvi put... A
 to je da powerashi uglavnom ne labeluju jedni druge kao gay, nego ih
 svi drugi tako labeluju :-)

 Inache, kad se vec recikliramo, dal ima neko da nema/zanima ga da se
 rekapitulira znanje na temu:
 101 rules of Black Metal (jedna i jedina!)
 101 rules of Progressive Metal
 101 rules of Nu Metal
 101 rules of HardCore
 Rap vs Black Metal (ovo mi je najbolje)



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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Dragana Novakovic
Milose, sta ti radis budan u 8:30am? Ja sam u skoli pa
moram da budem budna ali zar ti nemas nesto drugo da
radis ranom zorom (kao naprimer spavas).

--- Milos Sebalj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Znam, i ja isto!
 
 - Original Message -
 From: Dragana Novakovic
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: YUmetal@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 23:52
 Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth
 
 
  Ja bih volela da mogu da procitam te tekstove,
 opet
  sam dobila gomilu slova dj u stihovima
 
  --- Mateja Sakovic [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
  
  
Eve jos dva texta preuzeta sa
   www.seljackabuna.co.sr
  
  
   Õåâè Ìåòàë ¼å òî!
  
   Èç ïàêëà ÷ó¼ó ñå òðóáå
   ïîçèâà¼ó íàñ íà áî¼,
   Ðàòíèöè íàäó íå ãóáå
   Ѽà¼è ñå àâîsè áðî¼!
  
   Ñâè âè ðàòíèöè õðàáðè
   Ìåòàë íàì äîíîñè ñïàñ,
   Äèæåìî ìà÷åâå âèñîêî è
   âðèøòèìî íà ñàâ ãëàñ!
  
   ðåô:
   Ïèâî ïè¼åìî,
   Æåíå áè¼åìî,
   ×åëèê ëè¼åìî,
   Õåâè ìåòàë ¼å òî!
  
   Ñåëà õàðàìî,
   Ðèáå êàðàìî,
   Ìíîãî ñìàðàìî,
   Õåâè ìåòàë ¼å òî!
  
   Êîñà, âåòàð, îãào,
   âàòðà, ïàêàî è ìà÷,
   âèäåâøè îçíàêå ñòðàøíå
   äóøìàíè áðèçíó ó ïëà÷!
  
   Áó¼èöà ãëóïîñòè òå÷å
   ¼åð ìè ñìî ðîåíè çëè
   øàsåìî ïîðóêó äåöè
   áóäèòå êàî è ìè!
  
   ðåô.
  
   Íè¼å õòåëà...
  
   Èì'î ñàì ¼åäíó äåâî¼êó ìëàäó
   Áèëà ¼å ëåïà è ïàìåòíà
   Íè¼å ¼î¼ áèëî ðàâíå ó ãðàäó
   Àë' ¼å ¼åäíó ìàíó... èìàëà
  
   Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
   Íè¼å õòåëà íèêàäà
   Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
   Íè¼å õòåëà...
  
   Ðåê'î ñàì: Îêå¼, òî ¼å ó ðåäó
   Èïàê ¼å ìàëà íåçðåëà,
   Âàäèëà ñå íà êåâó, ñåñòðó è äåäó
   è êàêî ó ñåáå íè¼å ñèãóðíà.
  
   Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
   Íè¼å õòåëà íèêàäà
   £à ñàì áèî ñòðïsèâ è ñìåðàí
   Àëè îíà ¼å êó÷êà... ôðèãèäíà.
  
   Òàêî ñó òåêëè äàíè è äàíè,
   ÷èíèëè ñó ñå ê'î ãîäèíà
   Ðåêîõ äà âèøå íå ìîãó äà ÷åêàì
   Òå ¼å îíà òàäà... îòèøëà
  
   Íè¼å õòåëà...
  
  
  
  
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Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa citajte opet

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Dragana Novakovic


--- Milos Sebalj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 E vidish zbog toga mene prozivaju kad god se povede
 pricha o mom muzickom
 ukusu! Pa ja obozhavam pola bendova ovde pomenutih!
 Osim ChekiccPada!
 Videccesh da cce i sad pocheti!
 
Sorry :-)

 - Original Message -
 From: Dragana Novakovic
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 To: yumetal groups yumetal@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 00:30
 Subject: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate
 ali meni je smesno pa
 citajte opet
 
 
  51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being
 labelled
  as gay
 
  1. No matter what you do, you are gay
  2. Don't enjoy ManOwar, they are gay
  3. Never go outside carrying a sword.
  4. Don't hold you sword and scream poweer of
  steeel. That is gay
  5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they
 belong
  in metal.
  6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds.
  7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay
  8. Do not have a band that has the word or
 variation
  of the word Elf in it.
  9. Don't say Hail and Kill. That is quite
 homosexual.
  10. Avoid saying, man that guy sure has a great
  falsetto!
  11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy
 have
  voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay
  12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend.
  13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in
 it.
  Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck.
  14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as the
 saviours,
  or the templars.
  15. Don't listen to Hammerfall more that twice a
 year.
  Hammerfall are gay
  16. Do not live in your parents basement.
  17. Do not live with your parents.
  18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien
  underwear.
  19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd
 rate
  Helloween.
  20. That's all you know? You are gay
  21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond
 gay
 
  22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit.
  23. Do NOT carry your sword.
  24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob.
  25. Don't talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule
 2.
  26. Do not refer to intercourse as returning the
  dragon to its lair
  27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse.
  28. Do not listen to faggoth.
  29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a
 drag
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  30. Do not get offended when people say that
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  31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki.
  32. Avoid saying Slays.
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  34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to
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  35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag!
  36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag!
  37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of
  Black Metal.
  38. Don't masturbate to a picture of Yngwie
 Malmsteen.
 
  39. Don't masturbate to a picture of ManOwar.
 Cretin.
  40. Don't masturbate wearing leather.
  41. Don't masturbate wearing armour.
  42. Switch hands.
  43. Avoid saying the word Power too often.
  44. If you have a band do not use the following
 words
  in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal,
 Sword,
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  45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners.
 Do
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  46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to
 Boy
  George.
  47. Never say Heavy metal or no metal at all. In
  other words, don't be gay
  48. Don't wear loin cloths. You know what's
 coming.
  gay
  49. Don't scream metal brother at concerts
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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Mateja Sakovic
Niste jedini budni u 8:31

--- Dragana Novakovic [EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:

 Milose, sta ti radis budan u 8:30am? Ja sam u skoli
 pa
 moram da budem budna ali zar ti nemas nesto drugo da
 radis ranom zorom (kao naprimer spavas).
 
 --- Milos Sebalj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 
  Znam, i ja isto!
  
  - Original Message -
  From: Dragana Novakovic
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  Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 23:52
  Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth
  
  
   Ja bih volela da mogu da procitam te tekstove,
  opet
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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Milos Sebalj
Svaki dan se budim oko 7am! No reason! Najcheshcce shaljem mailove rano
ujutru!

- Original Message -
From: Dragana Novakovic [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: YUmetal@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 08:48
Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth


 Milose, sta ti radis budan u 8:30am? Ja sam u skoli pa
 moram da budem budna ali zar ti nemas nesto drugo da
 radis ranom zorom (kao naprimer spavas).

 --- Milos Sebalj [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

  Znam, i ja isto!
 
  - Original Message -
  From: Dragana Novakovic
  [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  To: YUmetal@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 23:52
  Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth
 
 
   Ja bih volela da mogu da procitam te tekstove,
  opet
   sam dobila gomilu slova dj u stihovima
  
   --- Mateja Sakovic [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
  
   
   
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ïîçèâà¼ó íàñ íà áî¼,
Ðàòíèöè íàäó íå ãóáå
Ѽà¼è ñå àâîsè áðî¼!
   
Ñâè âè ðàòíèöè õðàáðè
Ìåòàë íàì äîíîñè ñïàñ,
Äèæåìî ìà÷åâå âèñîêî è
âðèøòèìî íà ñàâ ãëàñ!
   
ðåô:
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Æåíå áè¼åìî,
×åëèê ëè¼åìî,
Õåâè ìåòàë ¼å òî!
   
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Ðèáå êàðàìî,
Ìíîãî ñìàðàìî,
Õåâè ìåòàë ¼å òî!
   
Êîñà, âåòàð, îãào,
âàòðà, ïàêàî è ìà÷,
âèäåâøè îçíàêå ñòðàøíå
äóøìàíè áðèçíó ó ïëà÷!
   
Áó¼èöà ãëóïîñòè òå÷å
¼åð ìè ñìî ðîåíè çëè
øàsåìî ïîðóêó äåöè
áóäèòå êàî è ìè!
   
ðåô.
   
Íè¼å õòåëà...
   
Èì'î ñàì ¼åäíó äåâî¼êó ìëàäó
Áèëà ¼å ëåïà è ïàìåòíà
Íè¼å ¼î¼ áèëî ðàâíå ó ãðàäó
Àë' ¼å ¼åäíó ìàíó... èìàëà
   
Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
Íè¼å õòåëà íèêàäà
Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
Íè¼å õòåëà...
   
Ðåê'î ñàì: Îêå¼, òî ¼å ó ðåäó
Èïàê ¼å ìàëà íåçðåëà,
Âàäèëà ñå íà êåâó, ñåñòðó è äåäó
è êàêî ó ñåáå íè¼å ñèãóðíà.
   
Íè¼å õòåëà äà ñå êàðà ñàìíîì
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Àëè îíà ¼å êó÷êà... ôðèãèäíà.
   
Òàêî ñó òåêëè äàíè è äàíè,
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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Dachaz
 Milose, sta ti radis budan u 8:30am? Ja sam u skoli pa
 moram da budem budna ali zar ti nemas nesto drugo da
 radis ranom zorom (kao naprimer spavas).

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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Dachaz
 Niste jedini budni u 8:31

Mehehehe, vi ste se svi poustajali kad sam ja leg'o (8AM).
Zhivelo chitavonoccno konquerovanje* grada.

Eto shta je navika... vishe nije conquer nego konquer... 'bem ti KDE :)

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[YUmetal] Jel' i vas nervira ona luda zhaba sa MTVa?

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Dachaz
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Stewie: [to Meg] It's eerie, isn't it. Like looking into the future.
[at a dog show] 
Peter Griffin: Brian, come. Hey, don't you walk out on me. 
[aware that the audience is watching] 
Peter Griffin: Uh, heh. Uh, I now command you to leave. Yep. Keep going. Yeah, 
yeah, that's right, yeah, flip me off. Good boy. Heh heh, heh heh.


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Re: [YUmetal] Agrogoth

2005-09-30 Прати разговор Vesna Milosav
moja skola ima i pusta decu na net. =o)
tako mi je zao sto posle ove godine necu vise moci
besplatno na net =o)
sta se desava sa ivanon, zna li neko?
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skoli pa
  moram da budem budna ali zar ti nemas nesto drugo
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  radis ranom zorom (kao naprimer spavas).
 
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