George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take
their
order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants,
and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what
do
you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and
disappointed in you. I thought you were committed to high principles and
morality. I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed
in
a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche'".
