So, this year, due to "normal" adjustments in keeping our calendar in
sync with the moon (and no doubt the sun too), 2005 will exist for an
extra second this year.

See: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8476418/

The clocks will read 11:59:60 before ticking over to 12:00:00

So... How will that affect us? If your machines are not time-sync'ed
with a clock that runs off the atomic clock, then you'll be a second
faster than everyone else, effectively opening a rip in the space time
continuum whereby you will do things 1 second before everybody else. The
world will turn topsy turvy: Lions will lie down with lambs; rappers
will remove their bling, stop their killing of each other and embrace
country music; cousins will marry; and anarchy will reign. We're through
the looking glass here, people...

What does it mean for you if you don't have your servers and PC's
time-sync properly? Ultimately, the molecules and atoms in your body
will have sped up, thus increasing the speed of the protons spinning
around the nucleus in each atom. This increase in speed and kinetic
energy is enough to displace at least one of these protons from their
orbit, triggering what is effectively a chain reaction in your body that
would complete in a massive nuclear explosion - meaning IT geeks all
around the world will spontaneous combust, taking out friends, family
and complete strangers, at 12:00:00 January 1 2006... If they don't
ensure their servers and PC's are set to account for this extra second.

Just something to brighten your 3rd last day on earth (if you don't
ensure your computers are set to allow for the extra second)...  ;)

Steve Molkentin (themolk).
 
Information Services Team (Qld)
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