On Wed, Jun 21, 2023 at 4:07 PM juan via agora-business <
agora-busin...@agoranomic.org> wrote:
> juan via agora-business [2023-06-21 20:02]:
> > 4st nomic via agora-business [2023-06-21 15:41]:
> > > I create and join the following contract:
> > > {
> > > ==Wonderland==
> > […]
> > > }
> >
> > I join Wonderland.
> >
> > --
> > juan
>
> Also, I hurl my hat at 4st just like in that scene in Goldfinger where
> Oddjob does it at a statue, thereby severing the statue's head.
>
> --
> juan
Uh, hm. This should have been an expected turn of events, but it was not.
Unless anyone has anything else to say about this turn of events, this is
what I'm thinking occurs:
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Naturally, I would suppose that most natural hats do not have the property
of cutting heads, nor do I suppose most people have the natural capability
to throw a hat in such a way where it would therefore cut off heads. As
such, I think I would find that this resolves in an anticlimactic way,
wherein the hat hits me in the neck, and then falls on the floor?
This presumes that players exist, have heads, and arms in which to throw
hats, that a floor exists, and that gravity exists to act upon the hat,
among other things. However, given the context of the attempt, I think it
is safe to presume all of these things, whereas the unsafe assumption is
that hats thrown by players cannot cut heads?
===State of Wonderland===
Contains 4st (The Red Queen) and Juan.
Juan's hat is on the floor.
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