I point the finger at myself for failing to assign the below CFJ in a
timely fashion (given the time-sensitive nature of the CFJ claim).

The below CFJ is 3773.  I assign it to Murphy.

Gratuitous Evidence (from Arbitor):
Original "report" in question is here:
https://mailman.agoranomic.org/cgi-bin/mailman/private/agora-official/2019-September/013129.html

On Monday, September 2, 2019 4:02 PM, Jason Cobb <jason.e.c...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 9/2/19 12:00 PM, Jason Cobb wrote:
>
> > This report is accurate at the time that is 6 days, 23 hours, 59
> > minutes, and 59 seconds after it is published.
>
> I'm sure this is abuse of power or a violation of R2143 or something
> (feel free to impeach me), but since Spaaace is already dead, probably
> going to be repealed, and has no impact on anything else, I thought I
> might as well see what happens.

I point my finger at Jason Cobb for publishing, as part of an official
report, the inaccurate statement that my Spaceship will be in the
Andromeda Galaxy (Sector 1) at the time noted in that report
(henceforth Judgement Day).

I Call for Judgement on the statement "It is POSSIBLE for me to
deputise for the Referee to impose the Cold Hand of Justice by levying
a fine of 1 blot on Jason Cobb for the crime stated above."

I pledge that, on penalty of a Class-1 Crime, if the above CFJ is
judged TRUE before Judgement Day and has at that time not previously
been judged, I will not cause my Spaceship to move to a different
Sector before Judgement Day. I pledge that, on penalty of a Class-1
Crime, if the above CFJ is judged FALSE before Judgement Day and has
at that time not previously been judged, I will cause my Spaceship to
pay 1 Energy to move to the Milky Way Galaxy (Sector 2) before
Judgement Day.

I deputise for the Referee to impose the Cold Hand of Justice by
levying a fine of 1 blot on Jason Cobb for the crime stated above. I
deputise for the Referee to declare my finger-pointing Shenanigans. (I
believe exactly one of these two actions fails.)

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