HERALD'S REPORT for Feb 1, 2008 [I think there's still some long-service awards missing that Zefram made a long time ago, but I can't find them].
RECENT EVENTS Failed Win Attempts since last report: comex (failed by CFJ 1805) AFO (failed by CFJ 1813) AFO (failed by CFJ 1814) pikq (failed by CFJ 1818) Fookiemyartug, comex, and BobTHJ (failed by CFJ 1819) pikhq (failed by CFJ 1850) Fri, 07 Dec 2007 Murphy assigns December Prerogatives as follows: Default Justice to root Wielder of Rubberstamp to Levi Default Officeholder to Human Point Two Wielder of Veto to Murphy Sat, 08 Dec 2007 Murphy is awarded the degree of Bachelor of Nomic (B.N.) Thu, 20 Dec 2007 pikhq is granted the patent title "Agoran Spy" by Proposal 5372. Fri, 21 Dec 2007 Goethe attempts to award pikhq the Patent Title Champion (fails by CFJ 1865). Mon, 31 Dec 2007 Human Point Two loses the Patent Title Minister Without Portfolio due to losing Person status via Proposal 5381 (CFJ 1862). Mon, 31 Dec 2007 pikhq is awarded the Patent Title Minister Without Portfolio by Proposal 5389. Tue, 01 Jan 2008 December Prerogatives expire. Thu, 17 Jan 2008 Murphy assigns January Prerogatives as follows: Default Justice to Levi. Default Officeholder to Murphy. Wielder of Rubberstamp to pikhq. Wielder of Veto to root. Fri, 01 Feb 2008 January Prerogatives expire. ==================== THE SCROLLS OF AGORA ==================== Tierced palewise sable, argent, and sable, charged with a quill and an axe in saltire, proper, and in the chief a capital letter A, gules. ____ _ /| DARWIN -> \_ |/ | / \ __/ / | | <- DSV / / | \ _ \ \_ | \ MORNINGTON CRESCENT -> / | <- GOETHE BARRIER _ _/ | \_/\_/ \ REEF / \\ <- SHARK BAY | | / | | \ <- TOWNSVILLE ___/ | | \_ __/ | | .___o ) | / | | ~~vv ===~~~ <-OSCAR'S MIRE / O <- SHERLOCK NESS | |/\ | | | |_ | | | EMERALD -> \ \ |__________=_____, \ BRISBANE / | | | <-' \ O <- LT. ANNE MOORE | __ _\ \ | |_______/ \/ | LORD | __/\ <- TARCOOLA / HOWE -> \ PERTH __/ \_ / / | <-' _ __/ | /| IVANHOE -> | <-. / _/ \/ \ / / | / WOLLONGONG |_ / <- ESPERANTO v /__ |_ / <- CANBERRA \_/ \ | \_ _| __ __ | | \__/ __ \ / __ \___=_ ___| / \ | / \ MANUBOURNE -> \/ \|/ _,.---v---._ /\__ /\__/\ / \ | | \_ _/ / \ | / \ \_| @ __| \_/ <- HOBART \ \_ \ ,__/ / ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~ "Agora n'est pas une fontaine." MINISTERS WITHOUT PORTFOLIO Murphy 18-Mar-07 <- Speaker Levi 21-Oct-07 root 24-Nov-07 pikhq 31-Dec-07 Prerogatives for February 2008 Default Officeholder Default Justice Wielder of Veto Wielder of Rubberstamp CHAMPION BY: CARDS Goddess Eris, Goethe, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root CONTEST Goddess Eris, OscarMeyr MANIAC Craig, root PARADOX Goethe, Murphy, root POINTS Elysion, Goethe, Levi, Murphy, Steve PROPOSAL Human Point Two, Morendil, Steve (x3), Andre (x3) TROMBONES Blob, elJefe, General Chaos, Steve UNSPECIFIED Chuck, Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Ian, Jeffrey, KoJen, Michael, Oerjan, Swann, t, Timothy, Troublemaker at Large, Vanyel(x2), Wes(x2) --------------------------- OTHER DEFINED PATENT TITLES --------------------------- BARD Goethe, Maud, Elysion, Sherlock SCAMSTER Troublemaker at Large, Waggie, Goethe, Steve, Murphy, root, OscarMeyr LONG SERVICE AWARDS Three Months: Goddess Eris, Goethe, Sherlock, Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root Six Months: Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Sherlock, Goethe Nine Months: Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe Twelve Months: Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe HIGHER EDUCATION Bachelor of Nomic (B.N.): elJefe, favor, Steve, Vanyel, Kolja A., Murphy Doctor of Nomic History (D.N.Hist.): Swann, Vlad Doctor of Nomic Philosophy (D.N.Phil.): Steve ---------------------------------- UNDEFINED BUT HELD PATENT TITLES ---------------------------------- : Andre Admiral: Goethe Agoran Spy: pikhq Agoraphobe: Antimatter, BethMo, Blue Boor: General Chaos, Macross, Murphy, Sherlock, elJefe, Crito Champion*(7/6): Chuck, elJefe, Kelly, KoJen, Morendil, Steve, Swann, Troublemaker at Large Champion*(4/3): Chuck, Kelly, KoJen, Steve, Troublemaker at Large, Wes Champion*(3/2): Chuck, Kelly, Steve Champion*(5/3): Kelly, Steve Champion*(11/6): Kelly Current Champion: The Goddess Eris Distributor: Steve Entrepreneur: Chuck Exorcist: Oerjan Fantasy Rule Catalyst: Peter Fantasy Rule Compulsion: Zefram Fantasy Rule Conspirator: OscarMeyr Fantasy Rule Creator: Murphy Hero: Peter Suber, Chuck Carroll, Douglas Hofstadter Historian: Vlad Honorless Worm: Kelly Left in a Huff: Waggie, Gecko, Kelly (x3!), Swann, KoJen, Zefram, Vlad, Andre, Goethe Maniac: Craig, Peekee, root Miscreant: Pakaran Nomic Thief: Swann Originator: Chuck Pugachev: Goethe Robespierre: Goethe Samurai: Michael, Murphy Shogun: Michael Sorcerer's Apprentice: comex Winners' Cups Paper Cup: Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Harlequin, Ian, Jeffrey, Michael, Murphy, Oerjan, Timothy, Vanyel Tin Cup: Blob Glass Cup: Swann, elJefe, KoJen, Troublemaker at Large, Wes Crystal Cup: Andre, Chuck, Morendil Gold Cup: General Chaos Ruby Cup: Steve Supreme Cup: Crito FUGITIVES (Players who left Under a Cloud, unofficial list) Player Date deregistered --------------------------------- Elde 4 Oct 97 Time Agent 16 Apr 98 Antimatter 31 Oct 98 Proglet 15 Jan 99 Macross 23 Mar 99 Vlad 21 Jun 99 Morendil 28 Jun 99 Beefurabi 7 Sep 99 elJefe 16 Apr 00 Ziggy 9 Jul 01 Evantine 1 Nov 01 pTang 12 May 02 Blaise 11 Jul 02 Syllepsis 30 Sep 02 neil 2 Mar 03 Craig 9 Mar 03 Blob 22 Feb 04 Magu 11 Apr 04 Peekee 11 Apr 04 Cainech 19 Jun 04 Wes 14 Nov 04 t 05 Jan 05 Pakaran 07 Apr 05 Sir Toby 20 May 05 THE LAST ZEITGEIST Chuck (3848) = Office of the Agoran Herald =