Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Darrell Reading
) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Juan Ingles Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 13:00 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** While skinks can be found alone or in pairs, they don't like to use the stairs. They'd rather just walk down the wall... or is that geicos? Ha

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Juan Ingles
> From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nicky Madjarov > Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 09:30 > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) > > you miss the DISCLAIMER, that all this is performed by highly trai

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Darrell Reading
discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nicky Madjarov Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 09:30 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) you miss the DISCLAIMER, that all this is performed by highly trained, skilled professionals and you sould not try to do any of it on

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Nicky Madjarov
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OT: Friday Humor (U)

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Peter Boock (PJ)
Then stop reading anything with subject: * Humor Peter From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Shellman, David Sent: 07 December 2007 14:16 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) Well

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Shellman, David
list(ARSList) To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Fri Dec 07 06:54:57 2007 Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) I agree completely. However, I beleive the reaction was disproportionate to the offense. I was slightly offended by the expletive in the joke before mine; yes, I use those words as much as the nex

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Shyman, Jonathan
'll get down off the soapbox now and get back to ARS topics. J.T. Shyman Column Technologies From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) on behalf of Shellman, David Sent: Thu 12/6/2007 11:04 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Shyman, Jonathan
rslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** "...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I?ve worked places where circumventing the IT department?s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to an outside mail server..." Hhrrmm... Argh... D'oh! That's not exact

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Will Du Chene
** "...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I�ve worked places where circumventing the IT department�s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to an outside mail server..." Hhrrmm... Argh... D'oh! That's not exactly what I meant to suggest. Circumventing departmental policy usually end

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Shellman, David
] (Wireless) - Original Message - From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Thu Dec 06 22:06:04 2007 Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** I’m going to ask a question that crossed my mind when I first read the comment from Sandra but I thought better of it

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Will Du Chene
** "...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I’ve worked places where circumventing the IT department’s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to an outside mail server..."Hhrrmm..__20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread J.T. Shyman
be the most salient approach. J.T. Shyman _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Will Du Chene Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 7:19 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) I admit to being a bit curious... I am not tr

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Will Du Chene
It works like a charm.  Thu Dec 06 2007 10:36:58 PM UTC from Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [Reply] [ReplyQuoted] [ReplyAll] [Forward] [Headers][Print]Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)And in order to prevent receiving a second offense, one must notify thesource of the objectionable

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA
3211 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of J.T. Shyman Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** Ah, the lovely ramifications of being an "at will" emp

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2007-12-06 Thread Warren Baltimore
sed on a single offense, yes? > > > > J.T. Shyman > > > -- > > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Warren Baltimore > *Sent:* Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:43 PM > *To:* a

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Mayfield, Andy L.
5-288-9140 SoLinc: 10*19140 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Warren Baltimore Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 1:43 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** You'd be supris

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread J.T. Shyman
[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Warren Baltimore Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:43 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** You'd be suprised at what one can be held responsible for. Having worked in Employee Relations some years ago, I saw folks lose jobs for such

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2007-12-06 Thread Warren Baltimore
t; Alabama Power Company > Office: 205-226-1805 > Cell: 205-288-9140 > SoLinc: 10*19140 > > -Original Message- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO > Sent: Friday, Nove

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Mayfield, Andy L.
19140 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 9:53 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) UNCLASSIFIED Without sounding prudish - please rem

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2007-11-30 Thread Warren Baltimore
www.itm3.com/ > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (email) > 925-260-6394 (mobile) > > > -Original Message- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO > Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 7:53 AM > To:

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-11-30 Thread Bradford Bingel
Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 7:53 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) UNCLASSIFIED Without sounding prudish - please remember that some of us use work resources for viewing messages posted to this list. Funnies should be enjoyable by all read

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2007-11-30 Thread Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO
UNCLASSIFIED Without sounding prudish - please remember that some of us use work resources for viewing messages posted to this list. Funnies should be enjoyable by all readers and not get the reader into hot water. Sandra Hennigan

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Joanne Mansur
PM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: [ARSLIST] Friday Humor (U) ** I still remember the best definition of the word "Expert" I ever heard. X is the mathmatical symbol for the unknown. A Spurt is water under pressure. Therefore, an Ex

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Rick Cook
t > everything." > > > -Original Message- > From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn > Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 6:12 AM > To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) &

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Lai, Canhai
on Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 6:12 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) I've got another one that is self-depreciating humor. I had been debating the benefits of specializing in

Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Pierson, Shawn
wn Pierson -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 8:05 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor (U) UNCLASSIFIED Enjoy! Sandra Hennigan OSD Enterpr

Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO
UNCLASSIFIED Enjoy! Sandra Hennigan OSD Enterprise Remedy Administrator Office # 703-602-2525 x251 Apparently, there is nothing that cannot happen today. Mark Twain ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.ar