Men and women on Earth die and go to Heaven
God comes and says -
"I want the Men to form two queues,
One line for the Men - Who dominated Their Women, and
One for the Men - Who were dominated by Their Women.
Also, I want all the Women to go away so that no Man and Woman can talk.
"Next time Go
Have Nice weekend
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of
money if she would go to Italy to s
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The Smartest Dog Ever
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in
his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and
quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a
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