All due respects to the Mahatma.only in lighter vein.

 

From: jayapal [mailto:jaya...@bhelhyd.co.in] 
Sent: 03 March 2012 08:33
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Family Planning and Mahatma Gandhi.]






God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an
award scheme. During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning
about the situation in India. 

                 
He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he
had during his time on earth. Nehru replied. only one!

Happy with the good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a
Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had
two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had
six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment.

Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in
their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!!

Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been merciful with him.

The Mahatma replied in disgust, "God did not even ask me!!!

"Some idiot told him that I am the Father of the Nation"


V.R.K.Rao

 

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