All,

I have been copied into this correspondance to the Chairman of the UKU (the British 
frisbee association) and after checking with the appropriate parties felt I had to 
share!
The great thing is this is not a gag!
And he is really very pissed off....

Adam
PS I just hope he continues getting junk mail etc ;-)



Hi Barry,

I'm writing regarding the payment of UK Ultimate membership fees.  I 
registered online and rostered with Plastic Factory online about five weeks 
ago; about two weeks before Tour 1, I attempted to register for a PayPal 
account and pay my 27.50 membership fee.  However, after five minutes of 
minor frustration, I just decided to dash off a check and post it to the 
address on the UK Ulimate website.

Unfortunately, several weeks have now passed and have heard no confirmation 
of receipt of my check, which has been cashed, and I am still not 
registered on UK Ultimate.  Coincidentally, I have instead received in the 
post a parcel from Ultimate Promotions Limited.  This parcel contained a 
small bottle holding five large green capsules labelled, 'HORN: 100% Herbal 
Product, Safe and Natural Erection Capsule.'  Also included was an order 
form advertising for purchase a wide range of additional products, 
including but certainly not limited to the 'Erotic Rabbit Vibrator' and the 
'Super Erection Pump.'

As the 'HORN' capsules were valued at £28, this suggested to me that 
perhaps I had posted my check to the wrong address.  Imagine my surprise 
when I noticed that the address for Ultimate Promotions Limited was 
identical to the one for UK Ultimate.  Ideally, I would now like to swap my 
five HORN capsules with a more needy member of the Ultimate community, 
perhaps someone who is based in London and a member of the governing board, 
who could either find a use for these capsules or perhaps negotiate with 
their London neighbours a return of the £27.50.  At the very least, I would 
like to not be excluded from Mixed Tour 1 (and would like to sort this out) 
and think that the UK Administrator should make contact with Ultimate 
Promotions Limited.  Beyond alerting them to the possibility of future 
confusion, there could be additional benefits.  Given the large number of 
single men playing the sport and the fact that we have yet to achieve a 
50:50 gender balance, perhaps there is the opportunity for a positive 
engagement between the two communities.

Please do not force me to consume all five capsules prior to our match on 
pitch 5 on Saturday....

All the best,
Rich



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Richard D. Pancost
Lecturer in Biogeochemistry
University of Bristol
Organic Geochemistry Unit
Biogeochemistry Research Centre      
School of Chemistry
Organic and Biological Chemistry Section
Bristol BS8 1TS
United Kingdom

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