PC humor WAS Not-pc humor

2004-01-31 Thread brobborb
::brain explodes::   - Original Message -   From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]   To: CF-Community   Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2004 4:34 PM   Subject: Not-pc humor   Did you hear about the two Le

New Fusion Authority (133) Out!

2004-01-31 Thread Judith Dinowitz
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Re: pocket protectors

2004-01-31 Thread S . Isaac Dealey
Well it is called a "cult" classic. :) > Chill me, fill me, fulfill me, Creature of the Night! > You mean she's? > Uh, huh. > Obscure?  Not in my book. > --benD > S. Isaac Dealey wrote: >> I'm not touching that. ;P >> >> ... oh fine... it's time to play "name that obscure >> quote", >> >>

Re: Stop me before I troll again!

2004-01-31 Thread Kevin Graeme
> In Georgia, the Theory of Gravity will be replaced with the Theory of > "Intelligent Grappling". > > http://thamus.org/News/science/IG_theory.shtml > > - Jim Don't worry. "The OnlineNewspaper Gazette. All text © Copyright 2001-2002, Thamus.Org. This is a parody and satire site: it's fake. This

Re: Tax Question

2004-01-31 Thread Kevin Graeme
That's if the work was being done "work for hire". If it was freelance, then the client doesn't need to do the 1099 stuff. (I'm still not a lawyer. And I'm not a CPA now either.) -Kevin - Original Message - From: "Doug White" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Se

Not-pc humor

2004-01-31 Thread bbraver_cf
Did you hear about the two Lesbians who built their own house? There's not a stud in the place. It's all tongue-in-groove. [Todays Threads] [This Message] [Subscription] [Fast Unsubscribe] [User Settings]

Re: pocket protectors

2004-01-31 Thread Ben Doom
Chill me, fill me, fulfill me, Creature of the Night! You mean she's? Uh, huh. Obscure?  Not in my book. --benD S. Isaac Dealey wrote: > I'm not touching that. ;P > > ... oh fine... it's time to play "name that obscure quote", > > Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me. I want to be drty!

Re: Tax Question

2004-01-31 Thread Doug White
Source of income = prepares and sends out 1099 (or W-2) Recipient of income = reports income and pays taxes. == Stop spam on your domain, Anti-spam solutions http://www.clickdoug.com/mailfilter.cfm For hosting solutions http://www.clickdoug.com

Re: Tax Question

2004-01-31 Thread ColdFusion
Okay so I provide the service to them and they pay me, and they still send me the 1099? okay I guess thats about right. First time I have to report the value on my taxes is why I was asking.   - Original Message -   From: Doug White   To: CF-Community   Sent: Saturday, January 31, 200

Re: pocket protectors

2004-01-31 Thread S . Isaac Dealey
I'm not touching that. ;P ... oh fine... it's time to play "name that obscure quote", Touch-a-touch-a-touch-a-touch me. I want to be drty! I'll give you a hint: it's not from Titanic. :) > Touchy? > --benD > S. Isaac Dealey wrote: >> Touche! :) >> >>  > Wouldn't the "trouser snake" model

RE: Tax Question

2004-01-31 Thread Paul Ihrig
report EVRY thing you earn. got a note from the tax man last year about 17k i earned off the books 3 years before... he asked for 2k to leave me alone. i agreed that was fair. [Todays Threads] [This Message] [Subscription] [Fast Unsubscribe] [User Settings]

Re: Tax Question

2004-01-31 Thread Doug White
Actually, they are the ones who should be sending YOU the 1099, so you can report it on your taxes. You still need to report it as income even if they don't send you a 1099. == Stop spam on your domain, Anti-spam solutions http://www.clickdoug.com/mailfilter.cfm

Tax Question

2004-01-31 Thread ColdFusion
Considering I started doing web work on the side and I have a client who I am working for starting in Dec and wrapping it up now. However I received an initial 25% payment in Dec 2003. Do I need to provide them with a 1099 or some other Federal document for their taxes? Do I have to register the

Re: pocket protectors

2004-01-31 Thread Ben Doom
Touchy? --benD S. Isaac Dealey wrote: > Touche! :) > >  > Wouldn't the "trouser snake" model pocket protector be a >  > condom? >  > :-P > >  >>They'd have to name the model "trouser snake". :P >  >> >  >>Though I don't have that issue myself. I have my keys on a >  >>closed hook >  >>and atta

Re: Food for thought...

2004-01-31 Thread Ben Doom
A sexpired link?  Where!  Where! Hey, if you've gotta go, go with a smile, right? --benD dana tierney wrote: > yahoo says the link i sexpired. what was it? > >  >http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story >  > >  >upersize_dc> &cid=596&e=5&u=/nm/review_film_supersize_dc >  > >  > >  >Stephen

Re: Lottery pool

2004-01-31 Thread Doug White
Saturday Drawing for Texas Lotto is estimated $70 million Tuesday drawing for Megamillions is estimated $84. million Odds against winning:  Near Certainty  :-) D [Todays Threads] [This Message] [Subscription] [Fast Unsubscribe] [User Settings]

RE: FrontPage developer? 5+years.

2004-01-31 Thread Heald, Tim
Yeah it is. As far as I am concerned, whoever wrote FrontPage and Developer in the same sentence should be strung up, shot then beheaded. But that's just me. We have so many garbage laws on the books.  We need one outlawing the use of FrontPage :) -- Timothy Heald Web Portfolio Manager

Re:Food for thought...

2004-01-31 Thread dana tierney
yahoo says the link i sexpired. what was it? >http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story > >upersize_dc> &cid=596&e=5&u=/nm/review_film_supersize_dc > > >Stephen E. Schuster >PeopleSoft Administrator >HNR >--- >5k PR  : 19:35 >10k PR : 41:12 >Half-Marathon P