http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.htm
status undetermined, but I remember reading in the Military History
Quarterly that the story was false.
larry
On 8/19/05, Howie Hamlin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> At one point I heard that they were being buried with pigs but I'm not sure
> if that's t
At one point I heard that they were being buried with pigs but I'm not sure if
that's true...
Howie
--- On Friday, August 19, 2005 1:34 PM, brobborb scribed: ---
>
> Hey i always wondered what they do with the terrorists' body parts?
> Does someone come and claim it? Do they give it to the fam
ent: Friday, August 19, 2005 12:31 PM
Subject: Bad Joke
> Two Iraqi women are having lunch
>
> The conversation rolls around to children.
>
> Woman 1: This is a picture of me dear Ahmed. He'd be 26 next month
> but he is a martyr.
>
> Woman 2: I remember him gradua
Two Iraqi women are having lunch
The conversation rolls around to children.
Woman 1: This is a picture of me dear Ahmed. He'd be 26 next month
but he is a martyr.
Woman 2: I remember him graduating from the university. Time goes so fast.
Woman 1: This is my little Mohammed the day he star
Shake that Flashy thang!
-Kevin
> -Original Message-
> From: Candace Cottrell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, March 10, 2003 7:21 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: She-Geeks (WAS RE: Bad Joke Friday!)
>
>
> I'm about half a geek. I still have
Great story, Ben!
Patrick
>-Original Message-
>From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Sent: March 7, 2003 7:23 PM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday!
>
>
>BenD-
>
>Back in 1966, at the dawn of computing, when yours truly was a
>junior
I'm about half a geek. I still have some non-geek tendencies, but
actionscript makes me crazy... ;)
:
: >No comments about your hardware, but where do you find female
geeks?
: >
: >George
Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer
The Children's Medical Center
One Children's Plaza
Dayton, OH 45404
Me too!!
Katie
--- BethF <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> - Original Message -
> From: "Earl, George" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2003 4:18 AM
> Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday
What do you call a soiled Raggedy Ann doll with a stone in its
mouth? . . . . .
A dirty cotton rocksucker!
-Ben
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From: "Earl, George" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2003 4:18 AM
Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday!
> > ... snipped ...
> > Talking about how powerfull my hardware is ju
Dammit, that's a good third of them off the market
-- Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -Original Message-
: From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2003 10:21 AM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE:
> /me raises hand *
>
> :)
>
>E with a K
Umm, yeah, but /me is taken . . . :-( (but gives me hope that their may be
others out there like E with a K . . .)
George
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/me raises hand *
:)
E with a K
>>| -Original Message-
>>| From: Earl, George [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>|
>>|
>>| No comments about your hardware, but where do you find female geeks?
~|
Archives: http://ww
>No comments about your hardware, but where do you find female geeks?
>
>George
Hey I married one. They are out there.
larry
--
Larry C. Lyons
Life is Complex. It has both real and imaginary parts.
===
> ... snipped ...
> Talking about how powerfull my hardware is just doesn't seem to cut
> it! Not even with female geeks!
>
> DRE
No comments about your hardware, but where do you find female geeks?
George
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write the program and let it run overnight and through
>lunch
>
>-- Ben Doom
>Programmer & General Lackey
> Moonbow Software, Inc
>
>: -Original Message-
>: From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>: Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:53 PM
>: T
c
>
>: -Original Message-
>: From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>: Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:37 PM
>: To: CF-Community
>: Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday!
>:
>:
>: Me neither, but I was afraid to say...
>:
>:
>:
>: ~~
>: Stephenie
geek.
>
>That last one wasn't a joke.
>
>
>-- Ben Doom
>Programmer & General Lackey
>Moonbow Software, Inc
>
>: -Original Message-
>: From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>: Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:05 PM
>: To: CF-Communi
Gee, I didn't need to post today after all
-Ben
At 02:04 PM 3/7/03 -0500, you wrote:
>A Neutron walks into a bar, has a few drinks and asks the bartender what
>the tab is. Bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
>
>An electron walks into a bar, he sits down and starts yelling and
>cussing at th
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -Original Message-
: From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:53 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday!
:
:
: Surprised they didn't have one for QOD :)
:
: -Gel
:
:
: -Original Message-
: From:
e-
> From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 12:40 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday!
>
>
> see inline
>
> : I didnt get any of these
> : A tachyon walks into a Catholic church. The priest lo
General Lackey
Moonbow Software, Inc
: -Original Message-
: From: Stephenie Hamilton [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:37 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday!
:
:
: Me neither, but I was afraid to say...
:
:
:
: ~~
: Stephenie Hamilton
: Macromedia Certif
Surprised they didn't have one for QOD :)
-Gel
-Original Message-
From: Haggerty, Mike [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Warning: The amount of humor the reader discovers in this document is
directly proportional to the presence of nerd with the reader, measured
in percent.
Definitions of Ter
I got em except for the 1 over cabin :)
-Gel
-Original Message-
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: What's the integral of one over cabin? Log cabin!
The integral of 1/x is log(x).
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Warning: The amount of humor the reader discovers in this document is
directly proportional to the presence of nerd with the reader, measured in
percent.
Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Higher Math
The following is a guide to the weary student of mathematics who is often
confronted with ter
Ok, I did get this one, I just didnt find it funny. (ROFL)
: Did you hear about the gravtion band? They only know one song:
"He's
: not
: heavy, he's my brother" Falling fast on the Billboard charts.
Graviton... gravity... heavy
Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer
The Children's M
see inline
: I didnt get any of these
: A tachyon walks into a Catholic church. The priest looks at him and
: says,
: "No mass today."
Tachyons don't have mass as we understand it.
: Did you hear about the gravtion band? They only know one song: "He's
: not
: heavy, he's my brother"
Me neither, but I was afraid to say...
~~
Stephenie Hamilton
Macromedia Certified ColdFusion Professional
CFXHosting
-Original Message-
From: Candace Cottrell [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:27 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke Friday!
I didnt
B)
i^2r?
I remember one that went around in certain engineering
classes: Gotten any good v^2/2g lately?
-Original Message-
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
My goodness, I'm such a geek.
That last one wasn't a joke.
~~
McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
: Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 2:05 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Bad Joke Friday!
:
:
: A Neutron walks into a bar, has a few drinks and asks the bartender what
: the tab is. Bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
:
: An electron walks into a b
A Neutron walks into a bar, has a few drinks and asks the bartender what
the tab is. Bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
An electron walks into a bar, he sits down and starts yelling and
cussing at the patrons. The bartender walks over and asks, "Hey, why so
negative?"
A Pirate walks into a
Jerry-
you said:
> (Why do I understand these messages from Ben right
away?)"
SEEK HELP FROM A QUALIFIED MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL
IMMEDIATELY !!
-Ben
> >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/12/02 05:38PM >>>
> >I don't get it.
>
> I am sorry to hear that.
>
>
>
> The girl's name is A
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO
Thanks Jerry. I was trying to figure it out also.
At 06:02 PM 6/12/2002 -0400, you wrote:
> >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/12/02 05:38PM >>>
> >I don't get it.
>
>I am sorry to hear that.
>
>
>
>The girl's name is Anna. The mouth is the topmost accessable orifice
>
>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/12/02 05:38PM >>>
>I don't get it.
I am sorry to hear that.
The girl's name is Anna. The mouth is the topmost accessable orifice (highest). The
hose . . . nevermind.
(Why do I understand these messages from Ben right away?)
Jerry Johnson
At 05:28 PM 6/12/02, you w
I don't get it.
At 05:28 PM 6/12/02, you wrote:
>So the young priest is called into the Bishop's office.
>
>The Bishop is furious, and demands to know if it's true
>that the priest had oral sex with a young lady member of
>the parish.
>
>The priest admitted to the act, and said that's what he
So the young priest is called into the Bishop's office.
The Bishop is furious, and demands to know if it's true
that the priest had oral sex with a young lady member of
the parish.
The priest admitted to the act, and said that's what he
thought "Hosanna in the Highest" meant.
-Ben
___
one is the prostitute?
The one that say Idaho
Rick
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Another bad joke
2 potatoes on the corner how do you tell which one is the
prostitute?
The one t
Why do vampires sleep in coffins?
Low overhead.
Who does a goblin go out with on Halloween?
His ghoul friend!
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
He had bat breath!
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sl
boo
pun intended.
> It cut off the last line! Sorry : (
>
>
> A - a "poultry-geist"!
> Q - what clucks like a chicken and haunts houses?
> (hmmm, think, think, what DOES cluck like a chicken and haunts houses??)
> ... time is up,
~~
Your ad cou
It cut off the last line! Sorry : (
A - a "poultry-geist"!
-Original Message-
From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 3:35 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Another bad joke for Halloween
Col. Sanders' ghost?
-Original Me
Col. Sanders' ghost?
-Original Message-
From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 12:26 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Another bad joke for Halloween
Q - what clucks like a chicken and haunts houses?
(hmmm, think, think, what DOES cluck l
Q - what clucks like a chicken and haunts houses?
(hmmm, think, think, what DOES cluck like a chicken and haunts houses??)
... time is up,
~~
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uesday, October 23, 2001 10:39 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: (Bad) Joke of the day
A man walks into a doctor's office.
"Doc, you've got to help me. Every time I drive down a country lane, I find
myself singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.' Every time I see a cat I sing
~~
steph
- Original Message -
From: "Dan Phillips" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 1:38 PM
Subject: (Bad) Joke of the day
> A man walks into a doctor's office.
> "Doc,
There were three boys. One was named poo, one was named shut up and the
other was named manners. They were riding their bikes when poo fell off
his bike. Shut up went to get help. He went up the road and found a
house, he knocked on the door and an old lady opened the door.
The old lady said "wha
A man walks into a doctor's office.
"Doc, you've got to help me. Every time I drive down a country lane, I find
myself singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.' Every time I see a cat I sing
'What's New Pussycat?' And last night I sang 'Delilah' in my sleep. I tell
you, Doc, my wife was not at all amus
A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local
newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband
is written.
The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a
word. She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it
And I was worried about the Polar Bear joke.
Rick
-Original Message-
From: Dan Phillips [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, September 17, 2001 4:11 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject:bad joke of the day
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Suddenly, he hears a
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Suddenly, he hears a voice, "Hey
man, that's a really nice suit." He looks up, but sees that he is alone-
even the bartender has moved to the other end of the bar.
He decides that it was just his imagination. Just as he does, he hears,
"Psst! That's a gr
:)
Erika
(with a *K*)
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to
be amused."
-Original Message-
From: Jennifer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 1:45 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
At 09:01 AM 5/2/2001
At 09:01 AM 5/2/2001 -0400, you wrote:
>how about this one:
>
>Q: what do you call the leader of a biology gang?
>
>A: The nucleus
I came up with one yesterday:
What do you call a glass statue of a hot big-busted goth chick?
Vampyrex.
~~
Structu
Make it stop, too many bad puns
*Turns head and can't look at monitor*
-Original Message-
From: Judith Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 12:39 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
Could be worse, they could've been a couple of real di
Could be worse, they could've been a couple of real dingbats. ;o)
The Other Judith
Braver, Ben put into words:
>Yeah, Philip, bet they were a couple of real characters!
>
>-Original Message-
>From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>
>Just a quick one to wake you up this m
Sounds like a new tv show
-Original Message-
From: Erika L Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 5:37 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
Here's one to ponder
If A=B and B=C then A=C it nice except in practice. If Julie loves
Nick, and Nick
Yeah, Philip, bet they were a couple of real characters!
Ben
-Original Message-
From: Philip Arnold - ASP [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 3:35 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Bad Joke
Just a quick one to wake you up this morning:
A Font walks into a bar
The
al Message-
From: Erika L Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 8:37 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
Here's one to ponder
If A=B and B=C then A=C it nice except in practice. If Julie loves
Nick, and Nick loves Sara, then Julie loves Sara. Is tha
lto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 10:45 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
That sounds suspiciously like my Symbolic Logic class. Jeez I hated that
class. You had to make me remember it this morning didn't you?
AAARrrrgggh
(still love ya Erika!)
-O
AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
Here's one to ponder
If A=B and B=C then A=C it nice except in practice. If Julie loves
Nick, and Nick loves Sara, then Julie loves Sara. Is that right?
Erika
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cea
Love isn't logical...
Howie
- Original Message -
From: "Erika L Walker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 8:37 AM
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
> Here's one to ponder
>
> If A=B and
> Anyone have Julie's phone number?
But Julie loves you, so shouldn't you have it anyway?
Philip Arnold
Director
Certified ColdFusion Developer
ASP Multimedia Limited
T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133
"Websites for the real world"
**
Thi
hey who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to
be amused."
-Original Message-
From: Raymond Camden [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 8:41 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
** Macromedia Representative **
2001 8:46 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Bad Joke
That could be problematic.in a Fatal Instinct kind of wayor it
could work out for Julie and Sara - but leave Nick out... ;o)
The Other Judith
Erika L Walker put into words:
>Here's one to ponder
>
>If A=B and B=C th
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"My ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is." - Yoda
> -Original Message-
> From: Erika L Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 8:37 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Bad Joke
>
>
> Here's one t
Nah, it's much more fitting a punishment to keep you *ON* the list. ;o)
The Other Judith
Raymond Camden put into words:
>** Macromedia Representative **
>I'm going to be anal here and take your joke far too seriously. ;)
>
>A=B is not the same as Julie lov
Anyone have Julie's phone number?
Nick
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That could be problematic.in a Fatal Instinct kind of wayor it
could work out for Julie and Sara - but leave Nick out... ;o)
The Other Judith
Erika L Walker put into words:
>Here's one to ponder
>
>If A=B and B=C then A=C it nice except in practice. If Julie loves
>Nick, and Nick
poor logic is your problem. love doesn't = equal.
>From: "Erika L Walker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: RE: Bad Joke
>Date: Wed, 02 May 2001 08:37:06 -0400
>
>Here's one to po
482
"My ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is." - Yoda
> -Original Message-
> From: Erika L Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 8:37 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Bad Joke
>
>
> Here's one to ponder
&g
--
From: Judith Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 8:23 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Bad Joke
That's OK Philip. We still luvs ya. ;o)
The Other Judith
Philip Arnold - ASP put into words:
>Just a quick one to wake you up this morning:
>
>A Font walk
That's OK Philip. We still luvs ya. ;o)
The Other Judith
Philip Arnold - ASP put into words:
>Just a quick one to wake you up this morning:
>
>A Font walks into a bar
>The barman says "Get out, we don't serve your Type in here"
>
>
>OK, I know it was bad...
Judith Taylor
ICQ: 67460562
Freelance
Just a quick one to wake you up this morning:
A Font walks into a bar
The barman says "Get out, we don't serve your Type in here"
OK, I know it was bad...
Philip Arnold
Director
Certified ColdFusion Developer
ASP Multimedia Limited
T: +44 (0)20 8680 1133
"Websites for the real world"
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