40 Reasons For Gun Control 

40 Reasons For Gun Control 
1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns. 

2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and 
Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control. 

3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing 
increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics." 

4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 
are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining 
since 1991. 

5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at 
any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid. 

6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals. 

7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a 
.357 Magnum will get angry and kill you. 

8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a 
dead rapist at her feet. 

9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense -- give them 
what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete Shields, Guns Don't Die - 
People Do, 1981, p.125). 

10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just 
like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery. 

11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer 
for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer programmer for hard 
drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise. 

12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was 
created 130 years later, in 1917. 

13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using 
federally-owned weapons, vehicles, buildings and uniforms, punishing trespassers under 
federal law, is a "state" militia. 

14. These phrases: "right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of the people 
to be secure in their homes," "enumerations herein of certain rights shall not be 
construed to disparage others retained by the people," and "The powers not delegated 
herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people" all refer to 
individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arm" refers to the state. 

15. "The Constitution is strong and will never change." But we should ban and seize 
all guns thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments to that Constitution. 

16. Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense! Of course, the army has 
hundreds of thousands of them. 

17. Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they aren't "military weapons", 
but private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles", because they are military 
weapons. 

18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, finger printing, government forms, 
etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school 
shootings. In the 1940's, 1950's and1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, 
army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no 
background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school 
shootings. 

19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is 
propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is 
responsible social activity. 

20. Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them properly, and 
so simple to use that they make murder easy. 

21. A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to 
learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20. 

22. Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun is "an 
accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying 
on their fears." 

23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert 
to normal when the weapon is removed. 

24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows. 

25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority of the 
population supported owning slaves. 

26. Any self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a "weapon of mass 
destruction" or an "assault weapon." 

27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most 
people will abide by because they can be trusted. 

28. The right of Internet pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is 
constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use of handguns for self 
defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights. 

29. Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and 
typewriters, but self-defense only justifies bare hands. 

30. The ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the 
Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the Constitution. 

31. Charlton Heston, a movie actor as president of the NRA is a cheap lunatic who 
should be ignored, but Michael Douglas, a movie actor as a representative of Handgun 
Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the UN arms 
control summit. 

32. Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger capacity 
pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone and therefore need 
less ammunition. 

33. We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns because it's 
not fair that poor people have access to guns too. 

34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over hand guns that private 
citizens can never hope to obtain. 

35. Private citizens don't need a gun for self-protection because the police are there 
to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the police are not responsible for 
their protection. 

36. Citizens don't need to carry a gun for personal protection but police chiefs, who 
are desk-bound administrators who work in a building filled with cops, need a gun. 

37. "Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people. The 
police need assault weapons. You do not. 

38. When Microsoft pressures its distributors to give Microsoft preferential 
promotion, that's bad; but when the Federal government pressures cities to buy guns 
only from Smith & Wesson, that's good. 

39. Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for defensive 
purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their duty weapon. 

40. Handgun Control, Inc. says they want to "keep guns out of the wrong hands." Guess 
what? You have the wrong hands.

Bill Wheatley
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