> Grandpa is chomping away on his brisket, and my wife, kids, and I are
> munching on Chinese food. Grandpa looks across the table, says "What's
> that??" I reply "Moo Goo Gai Pan." He asks again "What's that?" I reply,
> "Chinese food." He looked *totally* confused. I had to get a menu, show
So when my father's father was alive & kickin' in Miami Beach (may he rest
in peace!), once or twice a week he used to go to the same restaurant for
dinner, the Embassy Kosher Steakhouse. By age 97, he had been going there
for over 20 years.
Each time, he encountered the same waitress, Maria, w
