One of my favorites that's not on here is:
P: Banging sound from under cockpit. Sounds like a dwarf with a wrench.
S: Removed dwarf.
On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 10:45:21 -0600, Phill B <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> We need something like this for web developers.
>
> Never let it be said that ground crew
We need something like this for web developers.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a
sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance
complaints and problems, known as "squawks," submitted by
QUANTAS pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers. By the w