You digest insulin.
That is why it's injected.
Mmm mm mm. Protein.
Haiku like Tony's:
A spoonful of sugar, yo!
Helps your mom go down.
--Ben "The Diabetic" Doom
Jim Campbell wrote:
> Spoonfuls of sugar:
> Helps some medicine go down...
> But not insulin.
>
> - Jim
>
> On Jan 16, 2008 4:07 PM,
Spoonfuls of sugar:
Helps some medicine go down...
But not insulin.
- Jim
On Jan 16, 2008 4:07 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Why is Dick Cockney?
> There is only one answer:
> It hurts more that way.
>
> --BenD
>
> Jim Campbell wrote:
> > Dick Van Dyke? Perfect.
> > Compared to Kevi
Why is Dick Cockney?
There is only one answer:
It hurts more that way.
--BenD
Jim Campbell wrote:
> Dick Van Dyke? Perfect.
> Compared to Kevin Costner.
> With a spoon. A SPOON!
>
> - Jim
>
> On Jan 16, 2008 2:39 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> Mary Poppins: Witch
>> Her magic
Dick Van Dyke? Perfect.
Compared to Kevin Costner.
With a spoon. A SPOON!
- Jim
On Jan 16, 2008 2:39 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Mary Poppins: Witch
> Her magic could not fix all
> Dick Van Dyke's accent
>
> --BenD
>
>
> Jim Campbell wrote:
> > I spelled Supercal-
> > -ifragilis
if i had the time
like i really dont today
i would bust some ku
so for your mister
who thinks he is master ku
go play with doo doo
;)
On Jan 16, 2008 3:39 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Mary Poppins: Witch
> Her magic could not fix all
> Dick Van Dyke's accent
>
> --BenD
>
>
>
> Jim
Mary Poppins: Witch
Her magic could not fix all
Dick Van Dyke's accent
--BenD
Jim Campbell wrote:
> I spelled Supercal-
> -ifragilisticexpi-
> alidocious right.
>
> - Jim
>
> On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> My puns will endure.
>> Dreams in this world are fl
Tony started it!
--BenD
G Money wrote:
> Oh nono no no no NO.please no.
>
> Nothing to see here...everyone just move on.
>
> *glares at Ben*
>
> On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>> My puns will endure.
>> Dreams in this world are fleeting;
>> Em
Oh nono no no no NO.please no.
Nothing to see here...everyone just move on.
*glares at Ben*
On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> My puns will endure.
> Dreams in this world are fleeting;
> Email is archived.
>
> Your haiku is frail:
> An old lady on the
I spelled Supercal-
-ifragilisticexpi-
alidocious right.
- Jim
On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> My puns will endure.
> Dreams in this world are fleeting;
> Email is archived.
>
> Your haiku is frail:
> An old lady on the street.
> Boy Scouts help you write.
>
> --Be
No. I have arms and legs. More like a lizard.
--Ben "The Non-Geico Gecko" Doom
Jerry Johnson wrote:
> With a figure like that, shouldn't we call you "snake"?
>
> On Jan 16, 2008 2:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> --Ben "5-7-5" Doom
>
>
~~
With a figure like that, shouldn't we call you "snake"?
On Jan 16, 2008 2:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> --Ben "5-7-5" Doom
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My puns will endure.
Dreams in this world are fleeting;
Email is archived.
Your haiku is frail:
An old lady on the street.
Boy Scouts help you write.
--Ben "5-7-5" Doom
Tony wrote:
> uhhh?
>
> jk, they would call it a pearl necklace.
> and if they hung you around my neck
> they would call it?
>
uhhh?
jk, they would call it a pearl necklace.
and if they hung you around my neck
they would call it?
skinny little geek
who tries to make funny jokes
but gets ku slammed hard!
wah wah wah
On Jan 16, 2008 12:18 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> If you hung a Blackberry Pearl on a
If you hung a Blackberry Pearl on a chain around your neck, would they
call it
Nevermind.
--BenD
Tony wrote:
> they call the little wheel on my blackberry pearl, the "clit wheel"
>
> hahahah
>
> On Jan 16, 2008 9:45 AM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> I dunno. I'm partial to the l
they call the little wheel on my blackberry pearl, the "clit wheel"
hahahah
On Jan 16, 2008 9:45 AM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I dunno. I'm partial to the little touch wheel with the joystick in the
> center.
>
> --BenD
>
> Robert Munn wrote:
> > I'm waiting for the iTit Touch to com
I dunno. I'm partial to the little touch wheel with the joystick in the
center.
--BenD
Robert Munn wrote:
> I'm waiting for the iTit Touch to come out... :-P
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 8:05 AM, Erika L. Walker wrote:
>
>> APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
>> store
She's got the biggest ... tracts of land in the kingdom.
--BenD
Dinner wrote:
> Like twin dirigibles emerging from a hangar...
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 10:34 AM, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> My top of the list would be "Mams of Mayhem".
~~~
Good one, good one ...
On 1/15/08, Robert Munn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> I'm waiting for the iTit Touch to come out... :-P
>
>
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date
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I'm waiting for the iTit Touch to come out... :-P
On Jan 15, 2008 8:05 AM, Erika L. Walker wrote:
> APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
> store
> and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size.
>
> This has been hailed as a major breakthrou
Like twin dirigibles emerging from a hangar...
On Jan 15, 2008 10:34 AM, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> My top of the list would be "Mams of Mayhem".
Excellent!
--
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing
nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
I think "gosh damn" tops those.
(After that police shooting video of yesterday, I think "gosh damn" is
the best expletive ever!)
On Jan 15, 2008 12:34 PM, Crow T. Robot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> My top of the list would be "Mams of Mayhem".
~~~
mosquito bites
raisins
mole hills
oranges
mountains
gazungas
I feel so childish..
On Jan 15, 2008 11:31 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> speaking of tits and boobs... whats your scale?
>
> where are they?
> tits
> boobs
> hooters
> knockers
> johnsons
> nortons
>
> from smallest to larg
My top of the list would be "Mams of Mayhem".
On Jan 15, 2008 11:31 AM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> speaking of tits and boobs... whats your scale?
>
> where are they?
> tits
> boobs
> hooters
> knockers
> johnsons
> nortons
>
> from smallest to largest.
>
>
>
> On Jan 15, 2008 12:21 PM, Er
speaking of tits and boobs... whats your scale?
where are they?
tits
boobs
hooters
knockers
johnsons
nortons
from smallest to largest.
On Jan 15, 2008 12:21 PM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> :D
>
> On 1/15/08, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> M$ just announced a compe
:D
On 1/15/08, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
M$ just announced a competing products called zOObs
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>APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
>and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size.
>
>This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always
>complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
M
Ahh.
Just the thought of one on each is ear is happy-making!
Thanks.
On Jan 15, 2008 11:05 AM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
> and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size.
>
>
Just waiting until iBoob... the video version of iTit. :)
-Original Message-
From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 8:06 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: APPLE Product Announcement
APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
:-D
> APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
> and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup size.
>
> This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always
> complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
That is too freaking funny. This is a keeper for sure.
Bruce
--
Throttle Jockey -
Why golf courses should be motocross tracks
Erika L. Walker wrote:
> APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
> and play music.The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on cup
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