I don't know if it's lack of sleep, or what, but I found these very funny. Thank you.
e -----Original Message----- From: Steve Green [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, April 10, 2002 7:39 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Gawd i hate wednesdays .. Here's some humour a friend just sent : my friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. A man walks into a pub, and notices Vincent Van Gogh is standing at the bar. "Do you want a pint, Vince?" he asks. "No, thanks," replies the artist. "I've got one 'ere." I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel. A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" The answer was "Like a glove." Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the lane and turned into a field. A brain and a jump lead go into a pub and order some drinks. The barman says "I'm not serving you two!" "Why?" asked the brain. The barman replies, "Because you are out of your head and he is bound to start something." Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...." What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner? The cold shoulder. Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic? He choked on his own vimto. A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and asks to see the manager. The cashier steps through to the managers office: "There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears." Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen. Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's ? In Iraq. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands of nut chips. Police say that he topped himself. SteG. :) $#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# $#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$ ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
