:) For some reason I found number 12 especially funny! Oh and if this is a test I didn't pass it! lol ....
Patrick > -----Original Message----- > From: Beth F [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, October 03, 2002 1:53 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Grown Ups > > > How to tell if you are really grown up: > > 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. > 8. You go from 130 days of yearly vacation time to 14. > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." > 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids > next door > won't turn down the stereo. > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. > 12. You no longer know what time Taco Bell closes. > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. > 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the > beginning of one. > 18. Eating a basket of buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely > upset, rather > than settle, your stomach. > 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not > condoms and > pregnancy tests. > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm > never going to > drink that much again." > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. > 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one > sign that doesn't > apply to you. > > > > > > Beth F, denizen of Anchorage, AK > Owned by Kavik (samoyed) and Toklat (keeshond) > Owner of a Rans Gliss, Bacchetta Giro, Trek R200, Kickbike > and Merlin, the > MTB > http://www.bad-dawgs-in-ak.com > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
