Believe it or not the name for Viagra around Pfizer was "The Pfizer
Rizer".  

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From: cfhelp [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 12:16 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Marketing Joke


The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the
middle
of a particularly stressful week. When everyone had gathered, the
employer
(who understood the benefits of having fun) told the burnt-out staff
that
the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. 

The theme was "Viagra Advertising Slogans". The only rule was that they
had
to use past ad slogans (those originally written for other products)
which
captured the essence of Viagra; slight variations were acceptable. About
7
minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and had created a Top
Ten
List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went
very
well for everyone. 


Their Top Ten List: 
10. Viagra ... Whaazzzzz Up! 
9. Viagra ... The quicker pecker upper 
8. Viagra, Like a Rock 
7. Viagra ... When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 
6. Viagra ... Be all that you can be. 
5. Viagra ... Reach out and touch someone. 
4. Viagra ... Strong enough for a man; but, made for  a woman. 
3. Viagra ... Tastes great! More filling! 
2. Viagra ... We bring good things to life!  
 
And the unanimous number one slogan: 
1. This is your penis ... This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

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