> It was most definitely Homer, when he confronts Burns to get Bart back
yeah.
duh...
Lisa's responsible for "I made fishsticks! They're burnt on the
outside and frozen on the inside so it evens out!"
A fairly regular comment from our kids 'round our place. Though they
are quite good cooks, so
*staring at Gruss with mouth open*
Can't believe you just said that.
It was most definitely Homer, when he confronts Burns to get Bart back
On 12/12/06, Gruss Gott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> > cRay wrote:
> > "Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in
> > th
> cRay wrote:
> "Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in
> their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
>
Wasn't that Lisa that said that? Just curious.
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Yeah me too.
> -Original Message-
> From: William Bowen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2006 9:41 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
> > Random, I know.
>
> Not so random, that's the same
You people are freaks ...
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##| Not so random, that's the same quote that flashed in my head, too...
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Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!
On 12/12/06, William Bowen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> > Random, I know.
>
> Not so random, that's the same quote that flashed in my head, too...
>
>
> --
> will
>
> "If my life weren't funny, it would just be true;
> and that would just be unaccep
> Random, I know.
Not so random, that's the same quote that flashed in my head, too...
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will
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true;
and that would just be unacceptable."
- Carrie Fisher
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> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2006 4:36 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
> Or, if you were able to fill them with bees. Angry stinging bees.
>
> -B
>
> On 12/11/06, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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How about something very flamable, like Hydrogen, then hope they are
smoking?
> Or, if you were able to fill them with bees. Angry stinging bees.
> &
And remove the warning signs?
> Now you've gone over the line.
> > Hows about we bury shotguns in the road?
> > > Yee-haw! Shooot 'em! It's the 'mericun way!
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Now you've gone over the line.
:)
> -Original Message-
> From: James Smith [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2006 9:02 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
> > Yee-haw! Shooot 'em! It's the 'mericun
> Yee-haw! Shooot 'em! It's the 'mericun way!
Hows about we bury shotguns in the road?
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Yee-haw! Shooot 'em! It's the 'mericun way!
> -Original Message-
> From: G Money [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:34 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
> Bah...you UK'ers wouldn't k
Bah...you UK'ers wouldn't know a good joke if it walked up and bit you on
the scones :)
On 12/12/06, James Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> > Put out some bait (new ornaments). Wait in bushes with gun.
> > Bang bang.
> > Damn trespassers, shouldn'a been on your lawn.
>
> So a device that fuck
How about something very flamable, like Hydrogen, then hope they are
smoking?
> Or, if you were able to fill them with bees. Angry stinging bees.
> > fill the inflatables with ether.
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Or, if you were able to fill them with bees. Angry stinging bees.
-B
On 12/11/06, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> fill the inflatables with ether. Then when they slice it, the ether
> will knock em out. You can you can tie them up at your leisure. Put
> a hat on 'em put a b
This is the best idea yet, love it!
> fill the inflatables with ether. Then when they slice it,
> the ether will knock em out. You can you can tie them up at
> your leisure. Put a hat on 'em put a broomstick in their
> hand, insert inflating tube in their anus. Wait for them to
> wake up.
> Put out some bait (new ornaments). Wait in bushes with gun.
> Bang bang.
> Damn trespassers, shouldn'a been on your lawn.
So a device that fucks up your car for being a stupid driver isn't ok with
you, but shooting trespassers is fine? You are one fucked up nation over
there!
--
Jay
nice.
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From: "So Kenfused" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community"
Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 2:19 PM
Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
> Get a new Polar bear, Break out your old Ramones Albums, after 30 minutes
or so get a thermos of
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> "Zaphod Beeblebrox" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 12/11/2006 02:42 PM
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> JJ wrote:
> Potato guns were OK, but the home-built cannon we loved was 3 of the metal
> tennis ball cans held together with EB Green tape.
>
Polish Cannon!
Soak the tennis balls in lighter fluid for a deeper visual impact.
For REAL men, cut a hole in the ball and stuff an M80 there. Flaming
b
fill the inflatables with ether. Then when they slice it, the ether
will knock em out. You can you can tie them up at your leisure. Put
a hat on 'em put a broomstick in their hand, insert inflating tube in
their anus. Wait for them to wake up. Let 'em get their bearings and
then flip the switc
Potato guns were OK, but the home-built cannon we loved was 3 of the metal
tennis ball cans held together with EB Green tape.
Lighter fluid, a can opener, tennis balls, and matches.
And, just once, a bullfrog astronaut and a catchers mitt (they were buried
together in a lovely ceremony).
Big THU
Get a new Polar bear, Break out your old Ramones Albums, after 30 minutes or so
get a thermos of Hot Chocolate and a baseball bat, wait in the bushes...
Then
beat on the brat,
beat on the brat,
beat on the brat with a baseball bat oh yeah, oh yeah oh oh yeah..
Oh yea! Potato guns! Forgot about them. They are a blast.
(runnnig off to rummage through my garage to find mine)
> -Original Message-
> From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 3:20 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: M
Ah hell, just get the bazookas and nukes out ... Little bit of
neighborhood warfare
Though my personal favorite would be to set up an inflatable, lay in
wait like Bill Murray in Caddyshack, and when they come along, shoot a
potato cannon up in the air at them. LOTS of noise, little effect oth
In all seriousness three options
offer a reward for infomation leading to the arrest and procecution of
said vandals. For $100 bux they'll probably rat each other out.
Camp out on your front doorstep with a large bat, if they show up again,
ask them about the common-sense of their decision
Set u
Set up a wireless camera and point it at the lawn ornaments so you can
catch them in the act and get the police involved.
If they come back that is.
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seriously.
just set up a cheap [$20} motion activated web cam in your yard.
get them on the vid.
send it to police & neighbors/parents.
get the kids into comunity service repairing vandalism...
may change the course of there lives for the better.
~
12/11/2006 02:42 PM
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cc: (bcc: Scott A. Stewart/REAC/HHQ/HUD)
Subject:Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
true, but when you start electrocuting the neighborhood children, you
might have some legal troubles on your hand
;s
the one with everything to lose (ie, his house), I guess.
> -Original Message-
> From: G Money [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 2:39 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
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> I wouldn't advise
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> > Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
> >
> > I seem to remember something about that being illegal :)
> >
> > On 12/11/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > >
I wouldn't advise this.
Just thinking back to when I was a punk, a sign like this would entice me
more than dissuade me
On 12/11/06, Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> I was thinking of putting up a big sign in my front yard which reads:
> =
> Merry X-mas
Subject: RE: Merry X-mas? Not.
Ok, skip my idea. I like this one better. More torture involved, and for
a
few minutes, you'll have an awesome light show.
> -Original Message-
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2
So is trespassing.
> -Original Message-
> From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 1:59 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
> I seem to remember something about that being illegal :)
>
> On
I seem to remember something about that being illegal :)
On 12/11/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Live wires in the lawn with 30,000 volt step up transformers.
>
> Scott A. Stewart
> REAC/PASS-IT
> (202)-475-8875
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>
>
>
> Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 12/11/2006 12:41 PM
sounds like you need to video surveillance the front lawn!
we just had a similar situation in TX, it even got on the local news.
The people lost 8 of the large blow up decorations.
It sure would be nice to catch the idiots..
On 12/11/06, Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> So, what do
Ok, skip my idea. I like this one better. More torture involved, and for a
few minutes, you'll have an awesome light show.
> -Original Message-
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 1:53 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subj
Put out some bait (new ornaments). Wait in bushes with gun. Bang bang.
Damn trespassers, shouldn'a been on your lawn.
> -Original Message-
> From: Brian Simmons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 12:41 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
> So,
Live wires in the lawn with 30,000 volt step up transformers.
Scott A. Stewart
REAC/PASS-IT
(202)-475-8875
Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
12/11/2006 12:41 PM
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will the club be cold and snowy?
have a hot buttered rum for me?
> -Original Message-
> From: Angel Stewart [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 2:13 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: merry x-mas
>
> I'm heading to a clu
what a timely gift!!!
> -Original Message-
> From: C. Hatton Humphrey [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 11:54 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: merry x-mas
>
> Well, I'm north of Buffalo, right on Lake Ontario... my office (i
Fleischer, Beth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 2:09 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: merry x-mas
in anchorage we have had a cold and snowy fall!!
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From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 2:51 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: merry x-mas
A few flurries here, but nothing you can do anything with.
At 12:54 PM 12/25/2001 -0500, you wrot
sled i am just waiting to test out!
>
>~~
>Stephenie
>
>
>
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>From: Fleischer, Beth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 12:45 PM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: RE: merry x-mas
>
>
>to all of you as well!!
>
&
in anchorage we have had a cold and snowy fall!!
> -Original Message-
> From: Stephenie Hamilton [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 8:55 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: merry x-mas
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> Merry X-mas to everyone! sooo, does any
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> -Original Message-
> From: Todd [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 1:14 AM
> To: CF-Community
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to all of you as well!!
> -Original Message-
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> Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 1:14 AM
> To: CF-Community
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