AAAAH! My eyes! My eyes!
charlie
>Actually that should have been "my wife's MOTHER'S former partner".
>
>The concept is all well and good I suppose but the reality of a
>household full of late-middle aged, pear-shaped lesbians isn't nearly as
>evocative. ;^)
>
>It's more like "Bouw chica whuaaaaa?"
>
>Jim Davis
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 4:36 PM
>To: CF-Community
>Subject: Re: Pet Monkeys
>
>Jim, I'm confused by your post when you say "My wife's former partner"
>and "household of lesbians". Suddenly porn music is playing through my
>head.
>
>(bouw chica bouw woun)
>
>marlon
>
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>
>Jim Davis wrote:
>
>> My wife's former partner had one. I didn't get to spend too much time
>> around it (and perhaps that's the cause of its behavior around me) but
>> it was a LOUD messy little thing.
>>
>> If you can offer it the run on the house and train it well then
>perhaps,
>> but if you plan on caging it then watch out: they get bored and nasty.
>> And since they have hands they can throw (ammo they produce
>themselves)
>> and they can scream. And if you can give them the run of the house
>> WATCH OUT! If you think that cats are bad about getting into things
>and
>> up on things that you'd rather they didn't wait until you see a simian
>> with opposable thumbs try!
>>
>> This particular monkey also had sensitivity to a woman's cycle - and
>> would get very agitated during it (a real negative in a household of
>> lesbians).
>>
>> In general I came away with the conclusion that it was a fine idea
>that
>> broke down big in practice. ;^)
>>
>> Jim Davis
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Shawn Regan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003 4:01 PM
>> To: CF-Community
>> Subject: OT: Pet Monkeys
>>
>> Anyone out there have a pet monkey? I would like to know your thoughts
>> on
>> this type of pet.
>>
>> Shawn Regan
>>
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