Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Ben Doom
You digest insulin. That is why it's injected. Mmm mm mm. Protein. Haiku like Tony's: A spoonful of sugar, yo! Helps your mom go down. --Ben "The Diabetic" Doom Jim Campbell wrote: > Spoonfuls of sugar: > Helps some medicine go down... > But not insulin. > > - Jim > > On Jan 16, 2008 4:07 PM,

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Jim Campbell
Spoonfuls of sugar: Helps some medicine go down... But not insulin. - Jim On Jan 16, 2008 4:07 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Why is Dick Cockney? > There is only one answer: > It hurts more that way. > > --BenD > > Jim Campbell wrote: > > Dick Van Dyke? Perfect. > > Compared to Kevi

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Ben Doom
Why is Dick Cockney? There is only one answer: It hurts more that way. --BenD Jim Campbell wrote: > Dick Van Dyke? Perfect. > Compared to Kevin Costner. > With a spoon. A SPOON! > > - Jim > > On Jan 16, 2008 2:39 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> Mary Poppins: Witch >> Her magic

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Jim Campbell
Dick Van Dyke? Perfect. Compared to Kevin Costner. With a spoon. A SPOON! - Jim On Jan 16, 2008 2:39 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Mary Poppins: Witch > Her magic could not fix all > Dick Van Dyke's accent > > --BenD > > > Jim Campbell wrote: > > I spelled Supercal- > > -ifragilis

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Tony
if i had the time like i really dont today i would bust some ku so for your mister who thinks he is master ku go play with doo doo ;) On Jan 16, 2008 3:39 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Mary Poppins: Witch > Her magic could not fix all > Dick Van Dyke's accent > > --BenD > > > > Jim

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Ben Doom
Mary Poppins: Witch Her magic could not fix all Dick Van Dyke's accent --BenD Jim Campbell wrote: > I spelled Supercal- > -ifragilisticexpi- > alidocious right. > > - Jim > > On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> My puns will endure. >> Dreams in this world are fl

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Ben Doom
Tony started it! --BenD G Money wrote: > Oh nono no no no NO.please no. > > Nothing to see here...everyone just move on. > > *glares at Ben* > > On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> My puns will endure. >> Dreams in this world are fleeting; >> Em

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread G Money
Oh nono no no no NO.please no. Nothing to see here...everyone just move on. *glares at Ben* On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > My puns will endure. > Dreams in this world are fleeting; > Email is archived. > > Your haiku is frail: > An old lady on the

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Jim Campbell
I spelled Supercal- -ifragilisticexpi- alidocious right. - Jim On Jan 16, 2008 1:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > My puns will endure. > Dreams in this world are fleeting; > Email is archived. > > Your haiku is frail: > An old lady on the street. > Boy Scouts help you write. > > --Be

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Ben Doom
No. I have arms and legs. More like a lizard. --Ben "The Non-Geico Gecko" Doom Jerry Johnson wrote: > With a figure like that, shouldn't we call you "snake"? > > On Jan 16, 2008 2:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> --Ben "5-7-5" Doom > > ~~

Re: Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Jerry Johnson
With a figure like that, shouldn't we call you "snake"? On Jan 16, 2008 2:56 PM, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --Ben "5-7-5" Doom ~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get

Revenge of the Haiku Battle (was Re: APPLE Product Announcement)

2008-01-16 Thread Ben Doom
My puns will endure. Dreams in this world are fleeting; Email is archived. Your haiku is frail: An old lady on the street. Boy Scouts help you write. --Ben "5-7-5" Doom Tony wrote: > uhhh? > > jk, they would call it a pearl necklace. > and if they hung you around my neck > they would call it? >