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My death foretold: A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the
plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
At least I won't go alone.
M!ke
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*After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life
support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an
outlet in which to plug her vacuum.
Great. I'm gonna die because of some else's negligence. Wait, I didn't
expect to go any other way
*
Dawson,
In general hospital beds don't use the same plug style as vacuums.
That and most hospitals don't have carpet in rooms.
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In general hospital beds don't use the same plug style as vacuums.
That and most hospitals don't have carpet in rooms
You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a
whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.
The really scary thing is that this one doesn't seem too far fetched
at all. But, then, you guys haven't met my co-workers
--Ben
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But it's ok! The nurse is totally hot!
M!ke
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In general hospital beds don't use the same plug style as vacuums
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.
Boring.
On 4/18/06, Dawson, Michael [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
My death foretold: A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the
plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on
While attempting to remove a slice of burn toast from your toaster using a
metal fork, you're electrocuted.
And here I was worried about my tendency to become very drowsy while driving,
do to poor sleeping. Silly me!
--
Ian Skinner
Web Programmer
BloodSource
www.BloodSource.org
After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to
death with a frozen beef tongue.
You know, thanks to Mr. Camden, i've always known WHEN I was going to die.
Now I know HOW.
This is greati think.
In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a
Mine:
You forget to put out a burning candle, and your house starts ablaze in the
middle of the night. Unable to escape in a timely manner, you burn to death,
trapped within your own home.
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The creepy thing... a friend of mine and her two children died this way in
December of
CREEPY
You are electrocuted while attempting to rewire some light fixtures in
your home.
ok, i just did this last week for one fixture, and am on my way to Lowe's
after work to purchase another one so I can install it tonight :(
tw
On 4/18/06, Jillian Koskie [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Mine:
Don't forget to stand in a bucket of water and leave the power on.
These are key steps most people miss.
Tony wrote:
CREEPY
You are electrocuted while attempting to rewire some light fixtures in
your home.
ok, i just did this last week for one fixture, and am on my way to Lowe's
As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake
of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking
to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin.
Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long
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