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Colbert ponders W.H. bid
By: MJ Lee
January 12, 2012 07:37 AM EST

With a poll showing him beating Jon Huntsman in South Carolina,
comedian Stephen Colbert asked his fans Wednesday night if he should
jump into the race and he promised a special announcement coming
Thursday night.

Colbert was agonizing over which Republican presidential candidate to
support ahead of the South Carolina primary in his search for a
“non-Mitt Romney” candidate when the answer suddenly came to him: “Oh
my God! It’s me!”

“It all makes so much sense! …(M)y heart always leads me to me! And I
am so not Mitt!” Colbert said as his fans broke into applause and
cheers. “But wait, wait, wait, that’s crazy! These guys have been
running for a year now. How can I ever compete with an established
candidate like Jon Huntsman?”

Of course, Colbert was shown earlier this week polling ahead of
Huntsman in South Carolina – 5 percent to the former Utah governor’s 4
percent.

Huntsman had laughed off the Public Policy Polling survey’s findings
on Tuesday, saying, “When I was on his show recently, [Colbert]
promised me the ‘Colbert bump’ — I think we’re getting that here in
New Hampshire. Now we’re going to be looking for the Colbert bump in
South Carolina.”

Colbert had this explanation for why the Colbert bump hasn’t been
working its magic on Huntsman: “I’m sorry Gov. Huntsman. I guess the
Colbert bump reflected off of you and bounced back to me. That happens
in the rare instances when my guests are whiter than I am.”

The comedian promised his fans that he would “go home, sit down and
talk it over with my money,” before making a “major announcement”

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