RE: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Leigh
> You read my mind, lol Haha. Looking into my crystal ball I suddenly see Dave being treated with much more deference in the workplace ... ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Ant

RE: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Jenny Gavin-Wear
>>-Original Message- >>From: John M Bliss [mailto:bliss.j...@gmail.com] >>Sent: 26 May 2011 21:56 >>To: cf-talk >>Subject: Re: (ot) Shameful >> >> >> >> >> >>On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 3:54 PM, Dave Watts wrote: >> >>> >>> > > I know about ColdFusion, and I know about firearms, purely >

RE: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Jenny Gavin-Wear
You read my mind, lol >>-Original Message- >>From: Leigh [mailto:cfsearch...@yahoo.com] >>Sent: 26 May 2011 21:50 >>To: cf-talk >>Subject: Re: (ot) Shameful >> >> >> >>> I know about ColdFusion, and I know about firearms, >>> purely through the >>> accident of having worked with both oc

RE: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Jenny Gavin-Wear
lol ! >>-Original Message- >>From: Michael Grant [mailto:mgr...@modus.bz] >>Sent: 26 May 2011 20:56 >>To: cf-talk >>Subject: Re: (ot) Shameful >> >> >> >>Dave, please provide a list of things you know nothing about so >>that others >>can feel smart too. ;) >> >>On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 3:

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Brian Cain
ROFL!!! Sent from my iPad On May 26, 2011, at 3:55 PM, John M Bliss wrote: > > > > On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 3:54 PM, Dave Watts wrote: > >> I know about ColdFusion, and I know about firearms, purely through the accident of having worked with both occasionally. >>> >>> Not at th

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Leigh
> I've been tempted occasionally. A casual reference to your "varied" areas of expertise might work wonders ;) ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=hous

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread John M Bliss
On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 3:54 PM, Dave Watts wrote: > > > > I know about ColdFusion, and I know about firearms, purely through the > > > accident of having worked with both occasionally. > > > > Not at the same time I hope ;-) > > I've been tempted occasionally. > > Dave Watts, CTO, Fig Leaf So

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Dave Watts
> > I know about ColdFusion, and I know about firearms, purely through the > > accident of having worked with both occasionally. > > Not at the same time I hope ;-) I've been tempted occasionally. Dave Watts, CTO, Fig Leaf Software http://www.figleaf.com/ http://training.figleaf.com/ Fig Leaf S

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Leigh
> I know about ColdFusion, and I know about firearms, > purely through the > accident of having worked with both occasionally. Not at the same time I hope ;-) ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/A

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Bryan Stevenson
LAMO...Dave I've never even fired a gun in my lifeI'm talking out my arse ;-) let's say point blank touching the noggincan't miss! Cheers On Thu, 2011-05-26 at 15:09 -0400, Dave Watts wrote: > > Ahhbut I didn't mention the shotgun usage at close rangeperhaps > > boom boom w

RE: screenshots

2011-05-26 Thread UXB
>> Has anyone built anything with CF that'd take as an argument a URL >> and would return an image representing a screenshot of that page? We use a freeware third party program from NirSoft called SiteShoter which has a command lime interface and will render JavaScript and flash as well. We wr

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Scott Stewart
I'm thinking the same thing.. stay away from Dave's office when he's in a bad mood :) On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 4:17 PM, Milner, Lincoln wrote: > > Note to self: NEVER piss Dave off...EVER... > > -Original Message- > From: Dave Watts [mailto:dwa...@figleaf.com] > Sent: Thursday, May 26,

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Dave Watts
> Dave, please provide a list of things you know nothing about so that others > can feel smart too. ;) That list would be very, very long, and I'm confident that everyone posting here knows more about something than I do. I know about ColdFusion, and I know about firearms, purely through the acci

RE: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Milner, Lincoln
Note to self: NEVER piss Dave off...EVER... -Original Message- From: Dave Watts [mailto:dwa...@figleaf.com] Sent: Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:09 PM To: cf-talk Subject: Re: (ot) Shameful > Ahhbut I didn't mention the shotgun usage at close rangeperhaps > boom boom would have been

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Michael Grant
Dave, please provide a list of things you know nothing about so that others can feel smart too. ;) On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 3:09 PM, Dave Watts wrote: > > > Ahhbut I didn't mention the shotgun usage at close rangeperhaps > > boom boom would have been more appropriatecenter mass don't

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Dave Watts
> Ahhbut I didn't mention the shotgun usage at close rangeperhaps > boom boom would have been more appropriatecenter mass don't matter > when you spread it wide ;-) I don't have any experience with combat shotgun training, but I can tell you from preparing to use a shotgun for home de

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Bryan Stevenson
Ahhbut I didn't mention the shotgun usage at close rangeperhaps boom boom would have been more appropriatecenter mass don't matter when you spread it wide ;-) On Thu, 2011-05-26 at 12:48 -0400, Dave Watts wrote: > > Double tap to the head... nicely done. I see we have an expert in th

Re: HouseOfFusion.com down?

2011-05-26 Thread Sean Corfield
Michael has said (repeatedly!) that he won't bring the site back online until he's sure the loopholes are closed and the Chinese hacker can't wreck things again... On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 10:43 AM, Rick Faircloth wrote: > I know this was discussed yesterday... ~~

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Brian Cain
I think this thread just took on a new life. On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 11:57 AM, DURETTE, STEVEN J (ATTASIAIT) < sd1...@att.com> wrote: > > Double tap to the chest and one to the head ensures a bullet-proof vest > doesn't come back to haunt you. :P > > (That's my video game experience talking!) >

RE: cfquery select question

2011-05-26 Thread Mark Atkinson
Greg and John, Many thanks to you both. John's SQL produced exactly the same results as my tortuous attempt, and went a long way toward showing how to write better SQL. Greg, to broaden my SQL experience even further, I will have to take a little time to understand yours and get it to produce

Re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Raymond Camden
What he said. +1 Ditto. :) On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 12:54 PM, Rick Root wrote: > > On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 1:43 PM, Ken Hammond wrote: > >> >> On a side note, this would be a supplement >> to my server-side validation correct?  I > > > client side validation is for usability.   It's "optional",

Re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Rick Root
BTW, here is a nice tool that you cn use to perform both client and server side validation without duplicating your validation logic in both client and server side locations. Put your validation rules in one place, and both the server side coldfusion code and the client side javascript (through j

Re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Rick Root
On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 1:43 PM, Ken Hammond wrote: > > On a side note, this would be a supplement > to my server-side validation correct? I client side validation is for usability. It's "optional", while server side validation is for security, sanity, data integrity, etc. *NEVER* *EVER* r

HouseOfFusion.com down?

2011-05-26 Thread Rick Faircloth
I know this was discussed yesterday... ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-talk/message

Re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Ken Hammond
I didn't realize. I thought I had to put it in a folder in my CFIDE folder or something. Thanks Raymond. On a side note, this would be a supplement to my server-side validation correct? I was going through a couple of your blog posts and then following the links and the stuff looks pretty d

re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Ken Hammond
Thank you. -Original Message- From: "Jason Fisher" To: cf-talk Date: Thu, 26 May 2011 10:38:15 -0700 Subject: re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery jQuery is all client-side, so it has nothing to do with the ColdFusion server at all. The files just have to be part of the HTML that your use

Re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Raymond Camden
You don't really need to "install" jQuery It is one file, jquery.js. Download it from jquery.com and place it on your web server. You can put it anywhere, but it has to be under web root. On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 12:32 PM, Ken Hammond wrote: > > Pretty simple.  I have a Coldfusion 9 install and I

re: Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Jason Fisher
jQuery is all client-side, so it has nothing to do with the ColdFusion server at all. The files just have to be part of the HTML that your users use. You just put the *.js files (the core and any plug-ins) in a directory where your website can include them, and then you embed them in your us

Coldfusion 9 and jQuery

2011-05-26 Thread Ken Hammond
Pretty simple. I have a Coldfusion 9 install and I want to use jQuery and this plug-in: http://bassistance.de/jquery-plugins/jquery-plugin-validation/ I have never used jQuery but would like to get it installed and using this, and also keep learning more of it. I have access to everything on

RE: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread DURETTE, STEVEN J (ATTASIAIT)
Double tap to the chest and one to the head ensures a bullet-proof vest doesn't come back to haunt you. :P (That's my video game experience talking!) -Original Message- From: Mark Drew [mailto:mark.d...@gmail.com] Sent: Thursday, May 26, 2011 12:52 PM To: cf-talk Subject: Re: (ot) Sham

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Mark Drew
I meant for close quarters assassination, like the Mafia. Of course, this could be my TV knowledge speaking... because everything on TV is true. MD On 26 May 2011, at 17:48, Dave Watts wrote: > >> Double tap to the head... nicely done. I see we have an expert in the house. > > That is not

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Dave Watts
> Double tap to the head... nicely done. I see we have an expert in the house. That is not a sign of expertise. First, experts aim center-mass by default: specifically, a failure drill involves two shots center-mass followed by a single shot to the head. Double-tap is not a reliable approach for

Re: cfquery select question

2011-05-26 Thread Greg Morphis
If they all return 1 row use this.. select * from table3 t3 where t3.ID = ( select t2.ID from table2 t2 where t2.productcode = ( select t1.productcode from table1 t1 where t1.ordernumber = [whatever] ) ) If they retu

Re: cfquery select question

2011-05-26 Thread John M Bliss
SELECT DISTINCT table3.ID, table3.Company FROM table3 INNER JOIN table2 ON table3.ID = table2.t2_ID INNER JOIN table1 ON table2.ordernumber = table1.ordernumber WHERE (table1.productcode LIKE '%a certain string%') On Thu, May 26, 2011 at 11:

cfheader filename

2011-05-26 Thread Greg Morphis
Is there a way to serve content via a .cfm file and if the user right clicks and chooses "Save As" it would save the file as the filename attribute and not the name of the CF file serving the content? For example.. serve.cfm If you click Save As it want's to save it as "serve.cfm.htm" But I'd

cfquery select question

2011-05-26 Thread Mark Atkinson
Hallo all, Forgive my SQL "injection" into this list - perhaps an answer to my question might also prove useful to others. I'm using three tables. There is no relationship between table1 and table3. I first query table1 for ordernumber and productcode, based on the productcode containing a ce

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Mark Drew
Double tap to the head... nicely done. I see we have an expert in the house. MD On 26 May 2011, at 17:33, Bryan Stevenson wrote: > > bang bang! > > Done ;-) > > On Thu, 2011-05-26 at 16:35 +0100, Mark Drew wrote: > >> Someone kill this thread? :) >> >> MD > > > >

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Bryan Stevenson
bang bang! Done ;-) On Thu, 2011-05-26 at 16:35 +0100, Mark Drew wrote: > Someone kill this thread? :) > > MD ~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Mark Drew
Someone kill this thread? :) MD On 26 May 2011, at 16:32, Rick Root wrote: > > In case you haven't figured it out already, you should not be surprised to > be treated poorly in response, when your thread is posted with the kind of > attitude that you posted. > > On Tue, May 10, 2011 at 8:03 P

Re: (ot) Shameful

2011-05-26 Thread Rick Root
In case you haven't figured it out already, you should not be surprised to be treated poorly in response, when your thread is posted with the kind of attitude that you posted. On Tue, May 10, 2011 at 8:03 PM, Irvin Gomez wrote: > > The Adobe Coldfusion 9 demos do not work and have not worked fo

Re: down?

2011-05-26 Thread Rick Root
http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/ the web site is down! I only freak out when I'm trying to find stuff in the archive cuz I usually read the list via email. and I was just trying to find stuff in the archive! *freaks out* Rick ~

CFFTP & SSH

2011-05-26 Thread Rick Root
So I'm thinking about migrating an "app" from our linux server to a coldfusion solution. Currently I'm using Perl to run a daily script which retrieves a file via SSH from a remote server, and pushes it up to our mainframe via regular FTP then senda a special JCL file (also via FTP) which causes

RE: vCAL formatting

2011-05-26 Thread Edward Chanter
I had all kinds of problems with this, are you experiencing problems with all versions of outlook or just one? I found outlook to be hypersensitive to html and special characters in the description so that might be a place to start. > -Original Message- > Anyone know where to get info on