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Peninsula Peace and Justice Center 
3/6/06 - Kurt Vonnegut's "Stardust Memory"
Monday, March 06 2006 @ 09:06 AM PST (View web-friendly version here) 
http://peaceandjustice.org/article.php?story=20060306090609596
Harvey Wasserman
Columbus Free Press (Ohio) 

On a cold, cloudy night, the lines threaded all the way around the Ohio State 
campus. News that Kurt Vonnegut was speaking at the Ohio Union prompted these 
“apathetic” heartland college students to start lining up in the early 
afternoon. 
About 2,000 got in to the Ohio Union. At least that many more were turned away. 
It 
was the biggest crowd for a speaker here since Michael Moore. 


In an age dominated by hype and sex, neither Moore nor Vonnegut seems a likely 
candidate to rock a campus whose biggest news has been the men’s and women’s 
basketball teams’ joint assault on Big Ten championships. 

But maybe there’s more going on here than Fox wants us to think. 

Vonnegut takes an easy chair across from Prof. Manuel Luis Martinez, a poet and 
teacher of writing. He grabs Martinez and semi-whispers into his ear (and the 
mike) 
“What can I say here?” 

Martinez urges candor. 

“Well,” says Vonnegut, “I just want to say that George W. Bush is the syphilis 
president.” 

The students seem to agree. 

“The only difference between Bush and Hitler,” Vonnegut adds, “is that Hitler 
was 
elected.” 

“You all know, of course, that the election was stolen. Right here.” 

Off to a flying start, Vonnegut explains that this will be his “last speech for 
money.” He can’t remember the first one, but it was on a campus long, long ago, 
and 
this will be the end. 

The students are hushed with the prospect of the final appearance of America’s 
greatest living novelist. Alongside Mark Twain and Ben Franklin, Will Rogers 
and 
Joseph Heller and a very short list of immortal satirists and storytellers, 
there 
stands Kurt Vonnegut, author of SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE and SIRENS OF TITAN, CAT’S 
CRADLE and GOD BLESS YOU, MR. ROSEWATER, books these students are studying now, 
as 
did their parents, as will their children and grandchildren, with a deeply felt 
mixture of gratitude and awe. 

Nobody tonight seems to think they were in for a detached, scholarly 
presentation 
from a disengaged academic genius coasting on his incomparable laurels 

“I’m lucky enough to have known a great president, one who really cared about 
ALL 
the people, rich and poor. That was Franklin D. Roosevelt. He was rich himself, 
and 
his class considered him a traitor. 

“We have people in this country who are richer than whole countries,” he says. 
“They 
run everything. 

“We have no Democratic Party. It’s financed by the same millionaires and 
billionaires as the Republicans. 

“So we have no representatives in Washington. Working people have no leverage 
whatsoever. 

“I’m trying to write a novel about the end of the world. But the world is 
really 
ending! It’s becoming more and more uninhabitable because of our addiction to 
oil. 

“Bush used that line recently,” Vonnegut adds. “I should sue him for 
plagiarism.” 

Things have gotten so bad, he says, “people are in revolt again life itself.” 

Our economy has been making money, but “all the money that should have gone 
into 
research and development has gone into executive compensation. If people insist 
on 
living as if there’s no tomorrow, there really won’t be one. 

“As the world is ending, I’m always glad to be entertained for a few moments. 
The 
best way to do that is with music. You should practice once a night. 

“If you want really want to hurt your parents and don’t want to be gay, go into 
the 
arts,” he says. 

Then he breaks into song, doing a passable, tender rendition of “Stardust 
Memories.” 


By this time this packed hall has grown reverential. The sound system is 
appropriately tenuous. Straining to hear every word is both an effort and a 
meditation. 

“To hell with the advances in computers,” he says after he finishes singing. 
“YOU 
are supposed to advance and become, not the computers. Find out what’s inside 
you. 
And don’t kill anybody. 

“There are no factories any more. Where are the jobs supposed to come from? 
There’s 
nothing for people to do anymore. We need to ask the Seminoles: ‘what the hell 
did 
you do?’’ after the tribe’s traditional livelihood was taken away. 

Answering questions written in by students, he explains the meaning of life. 
“We 
should be kind to each other. Be civil. And appreciate the good moments by 
saying 
‘If this isn’t nice, what is?’ 

“You’re awful cute” he says to someone in the front row. He grins and looks 
around. 
“If this isn’t nice, what is? 

“You’re all perfectly safe, by the way. I took off my shoes at the airport. The 
terrorists hate the smell of feet. 

“We are here on Earth to fart around,” he explains, and then embarks on a 
soliloquy 
about the joys of going to the store to buy an envelope. One talks to the 
people 
there, comments on the “silly-looking dog,” finds all sorts of adventures along 
the 
way. 

As for being a midwesterner, he recalls his roots in nearby Indianapolis, a 
heartland town, the next one west of here. “I’m a fresh water person. When I 
swim in 
the ocean, I feel like I’m swimming in chicken soup. Who wants to swim in 
flavored 
water?” 

A key to great writing, he adds, is to “never use semi-colons. What are they 
good 
for? What are you supposed to do with them? You’re reading along, and then 
suddenly, 
there it is. What does it mean? All semi-colons do is suggest you’ve been to 
college.” 

Make sure, he adds, “that your reader is having a good time. Get to the who, 
when, 
where, what right away, so the reader knows what is going on.” 

As for making money, “war is a very profitable thing for a few people. Jesus 
used to 
be so merciful and loving of the poor. But now he’s a Republican. 

“Our economy today is not capitalism. It’s casino-ism. That’s all the stock 
market 
is about. Gambling. 

“Live one day at a time. Say ‘if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is!’ 

“You meet saints every where. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving 
decently in an indecent society. 

“I’m going to sue the cigarette companies because they haven’t killed me,” he 
says. 
His son lived out his dream to be a pilot and has spent his career flying for 
Continental. Now they’ve “screwed up his pension.” 

The greatest peace, Vonnegut wraps up, “comes from the knowledge that I have 
enough. 
Joe Heller told me that. 

“I began writing because I found myself possessed. I looked at what I wrote and 
I 
said ‘How the hell did I do that?’ 

“We may all be possessed. I hope so.” 

He accepts the students’ standing ovation with characteristic dignity and 
grace. Not 
a few tears flow from young people with the wisdom to appreciate what they are 
seeing. “If this isn’t nice, we don’t know what is.” 

Not long ago we spoke on the phone. I asked Kurt how he was. “Too fucking old,” 
he 
replied. 

Maybe so. But the mind and soul are still there, powerful and penetrating as 
ever. 
Just as they’ll ever be in his books and stories and the precious records of 
his 
wonderful talks. 

Thankfully, Kurt Vonnegut is still possessed by the genius of seeing and 
describing 
the world as only Kurt Vonnegut can. 

He is still sharp and clear, full of love and life and light. May he be with us 
yet 
for a long long time to come. 

Harvey Wasserman read CAT’S CRADLE, SIRENS OF TITAN and SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE in 
college, sought Boku-Maru, and has never been the same. 


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