-Caveat Lector- DEMS TO SOLVE PROBLEMS BY USING SYMBOLISM ========================================= (CNNS, 12/21/98) -- After Hurricane Mitch caused widespread devastation in Central America, the Democratic Administration in Washington, D.C. sent Tipper Gore to Honduras to symbolically "solve" the problem. Tipper, wife of Vice-President Al Gore, used a shovel to dig up a little dirt, and through the magic of symbolism the suffering in Central America was greatly eased. During "Surreal Saturday" (Dec. 19, 1998), the Democrats again employed symbolism as their major weapon of counter-attack against that Saturday's impeachment drama. The Dems marched out of the House chamber, *en masse*, thereby symbolizing disaffection from the whole process. (They later marched back into the House, which was unavoidedly anti-symbolic.) After the House had approved two articles of impeachment against President Bill Clinton, the Dems symbolically rode buses (showing unity by means of common transportation) to the White House, where they symbolically showed major approval of Clinton by =applauding= him subsequent to his impeachment. That evening, the Democrats symbolically showed that they are "happy as larks" by throwing a Christmas party in the White House. In the days ahead, further counter-attacks utilizing symbolism are planned and ongoing by Bill Clinton and his entourage. On Sunday, Dec. 20th, the day after his impeachment, the president attended church services. An Associated Press article also dated Dec. 20th ("Clinton Begins Campaign to Salvage Presidency") explains that, "Attending the service was the first of several Christmas week activities designed to show the human, repentant side of a humiliated president." Following the church service, some unplanned anti-symbolism erupted: an angry parishioner shouted at the beleagured president, "Damn you, for what you've done to the nation!" On Monday, Dec. 21st, Bill Clinton and First Lady Hillary Clinton will symbolically erase the sufferings of the poor and homeless by volunteering briefly at a Washington "soup kitchen," according to the AP report already mentioned. This event will also symbolically show what a "nice fellow" Bill Clinton is, and thereby, implicitly, cast doubt on the credibility of his detractors. Later this week, Bill Clinton is to surround himself with children, at the White House, and read Christmas stories to them. According to the Associated Press, it is hoped that various symbolisms showing a "compassionate" Bill Clinton will boost his public support. This, in turn, would help derail the efforts to remove Clinton from the White House. However, it is thought that Republicans are working on a symbolism event of their own. They are thought to be maneuvering to have archetypal Christmas Eve evictor "Deputy Fred" somehow positioned for cameras in the vicinity of the White House. + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + INFORMATION PLEASE: Conspiracy Nation News Service (CNNS) is a co-operative effort. Without the hints/rumors provided by many excellent sources, we could not exist. Have YOU heard anything lately that might be important? Pass it along to us at [EMAIL PROTECTED] Anonymity is guaranteed. If you prefer, send your news tip or clues on same to: Brian Redman, 310 S. Prairie (#202), Champaign, IL 61820. Or you can go to a pay phone and call in your news tip: 217-356-4418. THEY will never tell us the whole truth about what is going on. But we, the People, working together, can find out what is REALLY happening. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om