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Edward R. Murrow NEURONAUTIC INSTITUTE on-line: http://home.earthlink.net/~thew ------ Forwarded Message > > Subject: In their time of need > > Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help > those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just > below the seven-figure salary level. > > And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of > the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation. > > But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's > less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron > executive remain economically viable during his time of need. > This contribution by no means solves the problem, but it's a start! > > Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it > could mean the difference between a vacation spent sucking up in DC, golfing > in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is > nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage > payment. But to an Enron exec $700 will almost replace his per diem. > > Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron exec to buy that > home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or > enjoy a weekend in Rio. > > HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING? > Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on > the exec you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), > real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. > You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his > golden parachute. Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio > double or triple! Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive a > photo of the exec unsigned-- for a signed photo, please include an > additional $50.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other > peoples' suffering. > > HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING? > > Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to > help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name, he will be > able to make collect calls to your home via a special > > operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses. > > YES, I WANT TO HELP! > I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is checked below: > > [ ] Mid-level Manager > [ ] Director > [ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department) > [ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department) > [ ] CEO (Contribution:: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x 700) > [ ] Entire Company > [ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me. > > *It's just that easy so do it now!* > > Please charge the account listed below ___________ per day and send me a > picture of the Enron executive I have sponsored, along with my very own Enron > "Keep America Strong; Sponsor an Enron Exec: Ask > Me How!" t-shirt to wear proudly. > > Your Name: _______________________ > Telephone Number:_______________________ > Account Number: _______________________ > Exp.Date:_______ > [] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover > > Signature: _______________________ > Mail completed form to "The Invisible Hand" or call 1-900-2MUCH now to enroll > by phone. Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the executive they > have sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but > not limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep in > mind that the executive you have sponsored will be much too busy enjoying > his free time, thanks to your generous donations. > Contributions are not tax-deductible > > > > > ------ End of Forwarded Message <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. 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