-Caveat Lector- ---------------------- ------- ----------------------------- "Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it" Elwood P Dowd NEURONAUTIC INSTITUTE on-line: http://home.earthlink.net/~thew ---------- > Girls are No Good at Genocide > > I hate being a girl. It totally stinks. Boys are better at > everything. In gym class, whenever we divide up into boys against > girls, the boys always win. Boys are better at PlayStation and at > drawing robots. Who do you think got to go to summer science camp > this year? Danny Grella. A boy. Not that I wanted to go to retarded > science camp anyway, but you know what I mean. > > I was thinking about this even more in Social Studies class today. We > learned all about what genocide is. And you know who's led, like, > every single genocide ever? Yup, boys. > > A lot of the girls in my class are smart, but most of them are too > shy to say anything, so no one even notices they're smart. Even if > they know the answer, Mrs. Culver has to call on them and ask them if > they know it before they'll say it. So there's no way a girl would > get up and make a big speech in front of thousands of Brownshirts. > She'd be way too embarrassed. > > Know how many major genocides there were in the 20th century? The > encyclopedia CD-ROM in the library says seven. A whole 50 or 60 > million people got killed altogether. But was even one of the > genocides done by a girl? Nope. Did any of the tyrannical dictator > boys have a "right-hand girl" who was carrying out his orders for > him? No way! There's one more thing girls are no good at. > > I like to get dirty and play flag football with the boys, but none of > the other girls in my class want to get their stupid clothes dirty. > All they care about is going to the mall and buying stupid nail > polish and purses and makeup. It's so lame. Maybe that's why girls > aren't any good at overseeing the systematic mass murder of an entire > race. It's too messy. > > You never see a genocidal dictator wearing a dress and being all > afraid he'll ruin it. He's out there in military fatigues, getting > down in the mud, making sure his orders are being carried out. This > boy dictator we learned about named Suharto, I bet he wasn't afraid > to get a little blood splattered on his shirt. Girls hate blood. They > run screaming from it. > > I bet you have to know a lot about guns if you want to make a > genocide. Everyone knows boys are better gun-shooters than girls. Who > knows even one girl who shoots guns? Also, I bet a big part of being > one of those genocidal maniacs is designing stuff, like big camps and > ovens and stuff. And for that, you need to be really good at math. I > suck at math. I just can't figure it out. That's because I'm a girl. > > Danny Grella says girls don't have to be smart, because they just > stay home and have babies. Well, my mom had babies and a career. > Still, she's not the boss where she works. My dad is the boss where > he works. My mom has to go in to work on Saturday if Mr. Nagel says > so. > > To be good at genocide, you probably have to be really good at > bossing people around. That's something girls can't do. My brother > Josh always gets to watch what he wants on TV, even if I really want > to watch something. I usually just let him get away with it because I > don't feel like getting in a big fight about it. Unlike boys, girls > just aren't bossy or stubborn enough to eradicate a race of people > from the face of the Earth. It just would never happen. > > Girls always want to help people. They want to take care of babies > and feed them and dress them up. They don't want to throw them into > pits and cover them with dirt while they're still alive. > > In gym class, when we divide into teams for dodgeball, the girls are > always picked last. Maybe that's what happens when a group of > extremists is looking for somebody to head their regime. The Khmer > Rouge picked Pol Pot because they knew he'd be good at murder and > torture and all that other boy stuff. A girl probably would have > planted flowers in the killing fields. > > Sure, there have been a couple of evil girls, but they're never as > evil as the boys. Nothing on the level of Idi Amin, this boy who > killed 300,000 Christians in Uganda during the 1970s. > > All Hitler had to say was "jump" and everybody jumped. There's no way > a girl could grow a mean mustache like his. Then there was Stalin. 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