-Caveat Lector- Sent: Monday, February 19, 2001 1:52 AM > > The Age of Intolerance (2/9/01) > Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but this > country's so intolerant right now, they might as well change > the plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty to read, "Go > the fuck back to Fuckatania." > > Listen, I will accept anyone's lifestyle, appearance, belief > or idiosyncrasy just as long as they don't ask me to pay for > it or wanna sit next to me on a plane and talk about it. > > What I do object to are fringe groups who go beyond the > notion of tolerance and demand our approval. Sorry, but if > you move in next door to me, and one day I look out my > window and see your wife cutting the lawn with her teeth > because she's a sheep, don't expect me to bring a covered > dish over when you two reaffirm your vows, okay? > > Intolerance leads people to do strange things: go to war, > burn books, riot at soccer games, and eschew lactose, and > there's never any logical reason. Most arguments made by > intolerant people have all the consistency of space shuttle > Thanksgiving gravy. > > Why can't anyone just shut up and listen anymore? Whatever > happened to the genteel art of sitting back and letting > someone go on and on thinking he's right while you bask > securely in the power of the knowledge that he or she is > completely full of shit? > > Now, as mentioned earlier, today's poster boy for > intolerance is Eminem. I don't think there's really anything > that damaging in Eminem's lyrics. He's no more dangerous > than a bleached-blond Chihuahua chewin' on an old dishrag. > Eminem doesn't upset me. You know why? Because he wants to > upset me. Does his rap instill hate and inspire intolerance? > All I can say is, not in me. As a matter of fact, it does > the opposite. The more he talks about hating homosexuals, > the more I urge gay inclusion in all aspects of society. The > more crudely he rages against women, the more I crave their > company and counsel. The more he casts blame on corporate > responsibility for global warming resulting in the dangerous > shrinking of the polar ice cap, the more I realize that you > now know that I'm totally full of shit and have never even > listened to his music. > > You see, the danger inherent in fighting intolerance is that > often those attempting to eradicate it end up practicing it, > only in a mutated, once-removed form. Liberals in particular > are guilty of this supposedly well-meaning recidivism. > Honestly, it baffles me that the same people who blast away > at President Bush's selection of a religious conservative > for Attorney General won't give George W. any kudos for > other cabinet choices which include blacks, Jews, Asians, > Hispanics and women. Does a fundamentalist Christian not > also represent a valued strand in our collective fabric? > Who's really being intolerant of other peoples differences > here? And by the way, who cares if Ashcroft's religion > prohibits him from dancing? Who wants to see John Ashcroft > dancing anyway? After all, I hear he was born with two right > feet. > > And as far as Senator Teddy Kennedy's quavering voice of > righteous indignation constantly howling like a beagle at a > Rick Wakeman concert at the prospect of a right wing > conservative holding sway over the countrys law enforcement > priorities... Give it a rest, Spam head. Let's not get into > your view on womens rights and the sanctity of human life, > okay, because where those issues are concerned, Teddy, you > may not be, uh, shall we say, in control of your own > vehicle. Capice, Tay-o? > > And let's not let conservatives off the hook, either. > Especially the religious right. Quick show of hands: if he > came down and applied, how many here think Jesus would > actually be accepted into Bob Jones University? C'mon, > they'd beat the shit out of a long haired, peace-and-love > hippy before he could turn the first cheek. > > I think the truth is that you can never make everyone happy. > The same people who scream about the freedom of choice for a > woman to do what she wants with her body are forcing people > who want their body to have a cigarette out into the streets > to smoke. Some people who are against the death penalty are > so adamant that they would electrocute those who are for it, > and some of those who pray for the lives of the unborn also > recite an extra "Our Father" when a clinic is bombed. > > Look, tolerance does not mean you agree with everything that > other people say, or that you subordinate your own best > instincts to the tyranny of mass opinion. It simply means > you pretend not to know that everyone on the planet but you > is a total fucking moron. > > The most unforgivable thing about intolerance is, by its > inherent assumption that one group, belief or lifestyle is > superior to another, it fails to take into account the > ultimate truth which binds us all, black and white, gay and > straight, Republican and Democrat, Arab and Israeli, Hindu > and Muslim, Catholic and Protestant, Serb and Croat, Hutu > and Tutsi: the fact that, at the end of the day, we are all > equal pains-in-the-ass, in the eyes of the Lord. > > Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. > > > > > > RANT ARCHIVE:1-12-01: George W. Bush1-19-01: Al > Gore1-26-01: English1-29-01: Dennis Miller Chat2-02-01: Show > BusinessLatest Rant > > > > > <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. 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